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Anonymous No.82883010 [Report] >>82883041 >>82883054 >>82883058 >>82883060 >>82883062 >>82883069 >>82883086 >>82883347 >>82883390 >>82883490 >>82883518 >>82883580 >>82884063 >>82884154 >>82884544 >>82884550 >>82884558 >>82885017 >>82885031
how do moids feel knowing that we would rather fuck each other than them
Anonymous No.82883041 [Report]
>>82883010 (OP)
my old gf would never let me scissor so ive never gotten to try it
Anonymous No.82883054 [Report] >>82883157
>>82883010 (OP)
>Claim to be lesbian
>Use sex toys shaped like male genitalia
Stop fooling around and get a husband already. You're not impressing anyone.
Anonymous No.82883058 [Report]
>>82883010 (OP)
umm could i watch?
Anonymous No.82883060 [Report]
>>82883010 (OP)
god i just wanna watch some lesbos have hot sego, girls scissoring is so hot
Anonymous No.82883062 [Report]
>>82883010 (OP)
>We
You will never be one of us. Kys tranny.
Anonymous No.82883069 [Report]
>>82883010 (OP)
tfw no gf to try lesbian sex with for the first time
Anonymous No.82883086 [Report] >>82883124 >>82883157 >>82883217 >>82883689
>>82883010 (OP)
>meanwhile in a lesbian bedoom:
Anonymous No.82883124 [Report]
>>82883086
Lesbians are just misandrists who have been brain-scorched by male-oriented media sexualization of women.
Anonymous No.82883157 [Report] >>82883347 >>82883388
>>82883054
>>82883086
yeah bcause dick is awesome but we don't have to deal with the creatures attached to them
Anonymous No.82883217 [Report]
>>82883086
Manmade horrors (emphasis on man, because women are not creative or industrious)
Anonymous No.82883347 [Report] >>82883675
>>82883010 (OP)
>>82883157
dykes are such annoying creatures. it's time to accept that foids can consent to being raped, just like foids can consent to being abused by staying in abusive relationships
Anonymous No.82883388 [Report]
>>82883157
Not to mention toys can be bought cheaply in any variety of size shape and texture that suits your mood meanwhile moids have one underwhelming penis that has no versatility whatsoever and they never last long enough to make for fulfilling sex anyways. Combine that with the moids attached to them being insufferable and selfish and useless who wouldn't rather invest in a nice collection of dildos and straps instead? Modern men are obsolete
Schizoidberg No.82883390 [Report]
>>82883010 (OP)
Doesn't make me feel as bad as knowing you'd rather get fucked by abusechad. This is practically wholesome in comparison. I'm happy for you.
Anonymous No.82883490 [Report]
>>82883010 (OP)
*controls all 3 branches of government*
Anonymous No.82883518 [Report] >>82883537 >>82883556
>>82883010 (OP)
Kind of funny to me. Like a bunch of female sex toys are dick shaped so even the biggest of lesbians still physically needs a man's shape to get off
Anonymous No.82883537 [Report] >>82883572 >>82884097
im bi but every guy i slept with has always been underwhelming as fuck and not rly worth it

the best sex ive ever had has always been with a women

>>82883518
"a mans shape"
average "man" could never come close to what a toy can do and thats just one physical body part, the rest of men r usually gross and their personalities r dogshit and they cant dirty talk for shit
average moid can only repeat what they hear in porn and say shit like "fuck im so hard ugh ugh ugh unga bunga" caveman behavior
Anonymous No.82883556 [Report]
>>82883518
it's wonderful isnt it? we get all the benefit of the only thing that 90 percent of men have to offer and none of their issues
Anonymous No.82883557 [Report]
average moid sex be like
https://youtu.be/T6jrPyLoAVc?si=qyqDu-Ckoi7HLxXm
and they think they're good in bed
Anonymous No.82883572 [Report] >>82883637
>>82883537
Kek. I really triggered the fuck out of you, huh?
Anonymous No.82883580 [Report] >>82883609 >>82883642 >>82883714
>>82883010 (OP)
This is cope. Women may be able to pleasure themselves to some degree, but you will never replace by hot throbbing 7 incher. You will never have a penis and you will never have a male brain to act as a stabilizer in the relationship. Lesbians are bound to be miserable because 2 women never get along long term
Anonymous No.82883595 [Report]
I don't care, low tier bait hidden
Anonymous No.82883609 [Report] >>82883777
>>82883580
i get along better with other women than i do with stinky moids, you're just coping
Anonymous No.82883637 [Report] >>82883963
>>82883572
Every woman you've ever desired would rather spend $150 on a toy than ever have to look at your revolting body naked.
Anonymous No.82883642 [Report] >>82883699 >>82883777
>>82883580
Can your pp vibrate and does it have ribs all the way down? Kek.
Anonymous No.82883675 [Report] >>82883754
>>82883347
why do men respond to being called horrible by further proving that they are horrible? it's fascinating
Anonymous No.82883689 [Report] >>82883833
>>82883086
Yeah and? Real men dont have 2 dicks. Only a woman can
Anonymous No.82883699 [Report]
>>82883642
Me personally if I had a GF I would just mutual masturbation with her using a vibrator on her instead of sex because I know the flesh can not compare to the machine.
Anonymous No.82883714 [Report]
>>82883580
>male brain
> stabilizer
men are unstabaliziing
Anonymous No.82883754 [Report]
>>82883675
nothing i said is horrible though you deluded dyke
Anonymous No.82883777 [Report] >>82883796 >>82883811 >>82883818
>>82883609
Coping with what? All women I've been with have been deeply satisfied sexually and emotionally, I just chose not to commit.

>>82883642
If you were being intellectually honest you'd admit that a dildo will never replace a real penis. Same thing with vaginas and real women, they're not replaced by flashlights.
Anonymous No.82883796 [Report] >>82883866 >>82883924
>>82883777
>chose not to commit
moid trash, you will never understand the love between two women
Anonymous No.82883811 [Report] >>82883866 >>82883924
>>82883777
>a dildo will never replace a real penis
You're right they don't stink or have STDs or leak babymaking juice
Anonymous No.82883818 [Report] >>82883866 >>82883924
>>82883777
It' human connection that can't be replaced, but lesbians with straps still retain that. Men who jack off alone with fleshlights don't have that and they are unlikely to share their sexuality with other men unless they are bi or gay so they will remain bereft.
Anonymous No.82883831 [Report] >>82883866
itt men seethig bc they can get replaced with literal rubber
Anonymous No.82883833 [Report]
>>82883689
You even need a male's signature chemical to get turned on
Anonymous No.82883835 [Report]
I'm not offended by lesbians

I'm offended by male female couples

I'm offended by faggot couples
Anonymous No.82883866 [Report]
>>82883796
>>82883811
>>82883818
>>82883831
spare the rod, spoil the foid
Anonymous No.82883924 [Report]
>>82883796
>moid trash, you will never understand the love between two women
Committing and devoting oneself is punished by women, so you get what you ask for. Smart men learn that devoting yourself fully to a woman depreciates your value and makes you be taken for granted.

Sadly, for women to love you, you need to be emotionally detached to some degree, and be willing to let go at any time. It's not the paradigm we want, but the one we're forced to adapt to, in order to not suffer.

>>82883811
Women are more likely to contract and spread STDs though, both because of promiscuity and due to the way their vaginas are. The exception being gay men that do anal sex, that's very dangerous due to HIV spread.

>>82883818
>It' human connection that can't be replaced
Agree.

> but lesbians with straps still retain that.
It's not the same though, a woman can't deliver the same experience a man can. I know a fleshlight would never replace the experience of holding and embracing a woman.

And a dildo will never be the same as a real penis, the same as a fleshlight will never be a real vagina.

>so they will remain bereft.
Or they will just be with women that like men. Your misandry shows, you want to imagine a world where most men are miserable because you also are. A lot of men aren't miserable even if they happen to be with themselves
Anonymous No.82883963 [Report]
>>82883637
>Revolting body
Nice projection
Anonymous No.82884063 [Report] >>82884166
>>82883010 (OP)
I'm devastated, absolutely inconsolable. The thought of watching two beautiful women fucking each other brings me immeasurable grief. If you want to drive the final nail in my coffin you'll do it in front of me.
Anonymous No.82884097 [Report]
>>82883537
I am bi too, best sex and worst sex has been with women. I wonder why none of the guys have been worth it though. Guessing you are ugly and can't get chad or chadlites
Anonymous No.82884154 [Report]
>>82883010 (OP)
I have known a lot of "lesbians" and at least 75% of them still had sex with men sometimes, OR have stopped being lesbian at some point and went back to men full time. The remaining 25% of true dykes, get cucked by men constantly, this is part of the reason they are always seething about men and posting lies on the internet.
This thread is nothing more than bait.
Anonymous No.82884166 [Report] >>82884435
>>82884063
nah then you'll start jerking your gross dick
Anonymous No.82884435 [Report] >>82884526
>>82884166
In the heat of the moment you won't think it's gross, you won't notice or care, your only thoughts will be of her body and of your own. What do I matter to you when she's making you feel like I do? And if it registers at all when I slip into her from behind, it will only be because of how much more urgent her tongue feels on your body.
Anonymous No.82884526 [Report] >>82884614
>>82884435
if you slip into her from behind we'll kill you
Anonymous No.82884544 [Report]
>>82883010 (OP)
Moid here. I'd rather fuck a man
Anonymous No.82884550 [Report]
>>82883010 (OP)
That's fair, I'd rather fuck a woman than a dude too.
Anonymous No.82884558 [Report]
>>82883010 (OP)
I'm not particularly affected by femcel cope, honestly. It's a little sad I guess.
Anonymous No.82884614 [Report] >>82884827
>>82884526
That's what you say now. But when she's moaning on my dick, you'll be too focused on your own orgasm to care.
Anonymous No.82884827 [Report] >>82884974
>>82884614
kill yourself porn brain moid trash
Anonymous No.82884974 [Report] >>82885117
>>82884827
>she goes to a red board
>finds thread about sex
>where OP image is literal porn
>she posts in this thread
>then calls others porn brained
Incredible
Anonymous No.82885017 [Report]
>>82883010 (OP)
yeah id much rather have sex with a girl

it just seems way better, and girls are prettier too lol
Anonymous No.82885031 [Report]
>>82883010 (OP)
They fuck other moids. More news at 11
Anonymous No.82885117 [Report] >>82885130
>>82884974
i like porn im just not porn brained and saying cringe shit like that anon
Anonymous No.82885130 [Report]
>>82885117
>i like porn im just not porn brained
Every post is less self-aware than the last. Very cute.
Anonymous No.82886138 [Report]
It's crazy how lesbian sex is basically high school shit.

>dry humping
>grinding
>oral

If a guy and a girl did what two lesbians did it's considered "fooling around" but that's all lesbians can even do with each other.
Anonymous No.82886232 [Report] >>82886498
Sad and resigned, but not surprised. I have long known that I am not desirable, but it still feels bad.
Anonymous No.82886498 [Report]
>>82886232
Relax, if they were happy among themselves they would not try to bring others down. The intention behind this post is to garner male attention, like with most things women do.