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Anonymous No.82884263 [Report] >>82884296 >>82884310 >>82884315 >>82884323 >>82886268 >>82886311
How does it feel like to kiss a moid? And hug him? What moids do smell like? Are they warm?
Anonymous No.82884296 [Report]
>>82884263 (OP)
idk probably feels cringe, im very warm and smell like cum
anyway look at this silly gay picture too, its much funnier
Anonymous No.82884310 [Report] >>82884352 >>82884409
>>82884263 (OP)
is this ai?
where is his penis? what's up with that guys ass??

anyway are you lonely op?
Anonymous No.82884312 [Report]
Hey homos. I'm boney and cold from poor circulation.
Anonymous No.82884315 [Report]
>>82884263 (OP)
Every woman I've been with has commented on how warm I am, and they've mostly all felt cold to me, so yeah, moids are warm by your standards. But by my standards I just feel normal
Anonymous No.82884323 [Report]
>>82884263 (OP)
I'm a moid and I've done all this
>kiss
moid lips are very soft~
>hug
one of the most delicate hugs ever~~
>smell
the ones i've kissed smelled of roses oddly enough, or maybe it was their vapes?
>warm
*very* and not just skin-deep too, they're warm on the inside ;)
Anonymous No.82884352 [Report] >>82884398 >>82885444
>>82884310
It's not ai kek
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Russo-Japanese_War_Shunga.jpg
Anonymous No.82884398 [Report] >>82884505 >>82885906
>>82884352
russians did get fucked over
>not ai kek
okay
but you have to admit it does look strange when you zoom in there
Anonymous No.82884409 [Report] >>82884447
>>82884310
Yeah I am lonely. I had a dream where I had my oneitis as a bf and hugged him and in my dream felt comforting but I don't know how it would feel in real life
Anonymous No.82884447 [Report]
>>82884409
do you have any friends you could ask for a hug?
hugs and especially snuggles probably feel very nice
Anonymous No.82884505 [Report]
>>82884398
All shunga is like that. Japanese dicks are always portrayed 2' long and 6" diameter.
Anonymous No.82885239 [Report] >>82886421
Some very athletic moids feel like theyre overheating. If you want to know what it feels like put a heated blanket around a large tree trunk and give it a hug then smell the leaves. That is what hugging a moid is like.
Do not hug them in real life. 99% of moids are very ugly and you do not want to touch an ugly person.
Anonymous No.82885444 [Report] >>82885906
>>82884352
Lol Japanese to the Russians:
>Here's a picture of me raping you
Original shitposters
Anonymous No.82885906 [Report]
>>82884398
>>82885444
kek what a kwab all whiteboys get raped
Anonymous No.82886268 [Report]
>>82884263 (OP)
My ex said she liked it. Didn't like it enough to stick around I guess. It's for the better though, she was deeply unwell
Anonymous No.82886311 [Report] >>82886360
>>82884263 (OP)
i wish i knew, im a khhv

but i bet most guys smell like cum or onions or bad stinky stuff
Anonymous No.82886360 [Report] >>82886387
>>82886311
Most normal guys smell like AXE body spray or sports deodorant.

Most of them don't apply scented lotions or oils so they also tend to smell like alcohol or vape
Anonymous No.82886387 [Report] >>82886409 >>82886437 >>82886566 >>82886888
>>82886360
ewww vapes are disgusting.
why cant men smell like fresh linen. i wanna rub my face all over a nice smelling guy like a cat. this world is cruel
Anonymous No.82886409 [Report]
>>82886387
Uh I think I smell alright, I use deodorant and don't smoke/drink.
Anonymous No.82886421 [Report]
>>82885239
I wish I had an athletic moid, I feel so cold
Anonymous No.82886437 [Report]
>>82886387
>why cant men smell like fresh linen
Some of us do, I use tide lavender laundry detergent, I smell great.

Buy tide and you can smell great too.
Anonymous No.82886566 [Report]
>>82886387
vapes smell like birthday cake or fruity smells what the hell are you talking about lol
Anonymous No.82886888 [Report]
>>82886387
I do smoke and drink but ai don't do it all the time.

Also, vapes are gayer than fuck