Thread 82884888

I ruined my life and want to cum in a pussy. My brothers gf is a foid and bear maced me (because I was bipolar and annoying) and I punched her in the face through the bear mace 3 times as hard as I could as a adult male. I got 3 years of punishment from the state. In jail and white supremacists chipped my teeth by hitting me because I wouldn't let them dom me socially, and broke the front one in half. So I am below average looking now, was good looking before. Have a 7-8 inch dick depending on how hard it is.

Will any foid just let me cum inside her because I'm desperate and want pussy but am honest?

>>82884888 (OP)
>foid attacks you with a weapon
>you fight back unarmed
>you get 3 years, she gets off scot free
Male privilege strikes again

>>82884888 (OP)
anon i'm not gonna lie, this isn't convincing me into wanting to have sex with you

>>82884888 (OP)
I think this guy is proof that women don't want sociopathic abusers.
Black pill disputed in a single post.

>>82884888 (OP)
You're pretty good for taking it the way you did. If a girl or anyone did that to me, I would definitely kill them.

>>82884927
lets do this like shark tank, now you have to listen to my pitch.

>>82884995
hmmmmmhmhm okay i'm listening.

>>82884952
Honestly just wanting to cum in a pussy isnt an abuser it's a honest man.

No foids pick me instead! I have never attacked anyone. Let me cum in your pussy, then become my wife.

>>82884888 (OP)
7-8 inch dick? bullshit, pic or gtfo

>>82884888 (OP)
past 20 you're fucked bro, its over, pack it up, you should've bulge you dick out when in middle without wearing any undies to let foids know you had that 8 inch 20 cm pecker.

Foids at 12-18 are very active sexually, while you playing roblox she was getting railed by highschoolers and braggging to her middle school whore friends.*


You missed out big time, there's no turning back.

>>82884888 (OP)
Not having sex before 20 is not bad. I'm 20f. Not had intimacy. And that's ok. It's better to save yourself

>>82885007

Neptune, are you tired of being alone? I've been lonely all my life, and every day has been the same/ I wanted someone to love and be loved by, but my avoidant personality got in the way. I wanted someone to share my interests with and listen to, but I found it too painful to get to know anyone. One day, the answer hit me. If I were to have sex with a similarly avoidant woman BEFORE getting to know her,.there would be no awkwardness for either of us, and we would be free to discover the depths of each others lives.

I am humbly requesting access to 100% of your vagina for a 50% stake in my life, forever. With your help, we can both begin to live.. and LOVE.

>>82885064
you're supposed to measure from your asshole, right?

>>82885070
I'm 36 dawg. I know my life is over. The stress of jail made me bipolar rapid cycling. I'm not aggressive but I cant focus on work. May as well beg online to girls.

>>82885070
foid here (AFAB),24, i play roblox, im building a tank on build a boat for treasure right now

AMA

>>82885084

>Not having sex before 20 is not bad. I'm 20f. Not had intimacy. And that's ok. It's better to save yourself.

For what ?

Most girl of your age already got dicked down at 13 and still aren't settling at 20 ?

What are you gonna do at 25 ?

date younger ?

Well good luck getting your life ruined by bitter pumped and dumped women roasties of your age and your body stomped by retard nigtuber negroids like Jidion for trying to fuck a 18 year old or a 16 year old with a the similar sex status as yours.

>>82885132

i bet you played edate sims and got virtually butt fucked by a robloxian gangbanger nigger

>>82885132
Correct, 4-5 years ago, roblox had condo games that were just interactive porn. That wanst a question though

>>82885164
shit, wrong reply, i meant this

>>82884952
No hes too desperate which wipes out his criminality, also he said hes honest which if true disqualifies him and if false is stupid

>>82885144
Nah, I'll come around i know it. I am not worrying about relationships right now, just myself and becoming better. Most people only have intimacy because they feel rushed to do it. I don't. I am just better

>>82884888 (OP)
Nice trips but this is rage bait
Most of gen z has/had their virginity well into their 20s and have never even so much as dated once

>>82885294
Well have fun stuffing chad's obese remainings at 30.

>>82885086
SORRY i was doing some cleaning!!!!
this got me a good chuckle!! BUT you might be onto something........
>If I were to have sex with a similarly avoidant woman BEFORE getting to know her,.there would be no awkwardness for either of us, and we would be free to discover the depths of each others lives.
i never thought of this, you can simply avoid all awkwardness by diving in head first. holy moly!!!
>I am humbly requesting access to 100% of your vagina for a 50% stake in my life, forever.
you got me to think. i'm pondering. ruminating, if you will.

>>82885314
Bla bla, whatever. You guys are just like the folk i talked about. Rushing it. Only want intimacy because others have it. BORIIING. I'd rather focus on myself, and becoming a person that I would want to marry. You're just jealous I am not seething like you

>>82885294
Do women think the desire for intimacy with the opposite sex is a social pressure? Do they not have a biological impulse like the feeling of hunger for it? That would explain some things.

>>82884888 (OP)
my gf just came over and i came twice insider her and she got off three extreme orgasms... we have a setup that works perfectly

>>82885430
Well we all have an impulse. Jackson's tend to act on them without any thought. Not me though, I am above that

>>82885384
If you don't take me up on my offer I will be offering a similar deal to some other trip (they will have to give me $50,000 upfront though)

>>82885462
>Well we all have an impulse
It's hard for me to know if we really have the same impulse here. The difference in demand seems to suggest we don't.

>>82885462
Jackasses*

>>82885430
They do feel the hunger, and its stronger on certain points of the menstrual cycle. Women are just better and controlling it, reminder that feminism is very recent and most men still believe they have to act animalistic

neptune msg me

>>82885466
no joke i'd be down for this but realistically we live 10000000 miles apart and idk who you are and you'd probably think i'm horrible and awful anyways so let's not be deluded here :0
>>82885505
I'M PLAYING STARDEW VALLEY!!!!!

>>82885477
Uh no it's cuz I can keep my female dick in my pants. You can't keep your male ones in your pants that's why.
>>82885499
Yes this is true. But even during peak fertility, I am civilized. You >>82885477 on the other hand, is not civilized like me

>>82885499
>Women are just better and controlling it,
I don't really believe this. I think in aggregate humans are deterministic so if there's a difference in intensity of demand I expect to see a similar difference in intensity of the impulse itself. To me it seems like women only feel similar to the way men do when they're right around ovulation.

>>82885523
putting house's face on all these photos is killing me thank u anon

>>82885510
neptune wake up

>>82885526
Even then, we can lock in. Yall on the other hand, are hooligans who can't

>>82885510
yes, if you don't live in Europe I have to take my offer off the table. Sorry!

>>82885523
>Yes this is true. But even during peak fertility, I am civilized. You >>82885477 (You) on the other hand, is not civilized like me
I'm not talking about your actions I'm talking about the way you describe your desires and contentment with experiencing these pressures. All of us are civilized since we're not acting on our own experience of these pressures. What I'm claiming is equivalent to saying that I have my hand on the stove while you have your hand under warm water. You aren't being tested to the extent that we are.

>>82885547
HUH?????
>>82885566
fuck my bitch life man.

>>82885567
Sure buddy, let yourself be fooled by the idea that I can't have a high libido. I am simply not corn brained like you hooligans. Neither do I see intimacy as simply a means to release desire. I am better and classier than that. I don't want any random to sleep with me. Neither any hot guy just because. I am better than that. I am better than you.

>>82884888 (OP)
4 years away from master wizardom

>>82885526
With animalistic. I mean the performative things men do to announce theyre straight.

Hot girl walks by and they howl and hit their chest like an 40s cartoon; Sometimes theyre told to hit on every girl who smiles at them; Nonchalantly stare at somebody ass; etc

>>82885626
I don't think you're intelligent enough to even interrogate the idea and make that claim on the basis of evidence. In general talking to you is like talking with a child. You aren't cooperating and attempting to understand the depth of the topic. You aren't showing any awareness that you understand how the brain works, even to a slight extent. I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt but I don't think you're even capable of thinking with higher resolution than you're demonstrating.

>>82885651
Ugh. You men behave like monkeys. Tsk tsk. I am classier than you chimps

>>82885673
And now he is using AD HOMINEM!? Ugh. Such an uncivilized feller. I am better than you AND I can keep my female cock in my pants.

feels good being the only sex haver in this shithole incel thread

>>82885711
This is r9k, who are you trying to trick

any femaloids near san francisco interested in having children? xd

>>82885393
>I'd rather focus on myself, and becoming a person that I would want to marry.
On one side based, on the other side you are probably a man, this is a man's mentality.
I know because i share the same sentiment, women don't think like this, they just get caught up in the emotions of it all and lose sight of the future

>>82885806
Ugh. This hooligan cannot comprehend that a female has ideals and is morally sound. Such backward thinking. He cannot comprehend that a woman is improving herself, and at a faster rate than him at that! Ugh. Such nonsense.

Ok jokes aside tho I am deadass a woman. Studying stem. Likes littertaure and arts. I fuck heavy with making myself better and taking up new hobbies. And I am still better than you.

>>82885852
10/10 bait, not gonna lie, i am on a degree for Public Translation and my class is 90% and ALL of them do drugs and have casual sex.

Can you fucking believe i fell in love with one of them only to later discover her entire fucking life is a disaster, even my own mother threatened to chop off my balls if i brought someone like that woman home.

If real you are so lucky, you have a massive amount of good men to pick from, what do i get? a bunch of drug addicts bottom of the barrel hoes, no marriage material, i have to settle for the worst kind of women in the planet. Totally impulsive, zero thought behind their actions, i hate this. I just wanted to hold my virginity for my wife but there are no wife material women.

>>82885877
Ugh more of that bullshit. Women make of funking 50% globe. We are not funking unicorns. Yall are just fuckasses that don't actually talk to real women. If you go back to our convo, at a certain point you thought I was not to be reasoned with. But now, I cracked your thick ass skull and you found out that I was. We are humans, just like you. We have interests, just like you. Many women are virgins. Many women have morals. Many women,en are nerdy and geeky. But your thick ass skull refuses to absorb that info.

And you say I have soo many men or whatever. I have gooners, people who don't respect themselves or people who don't respect me. Really, I don't have a good bunch. But I don't care about it either. Because I'll come around. If I die before that, it's fine. If I don't, it's fine too.

Dear anon. Work on yourself. Take the white pill. Just fucking max out alright? And whatever is gonna be yours, will be yours. Casual Intimacy is just an act of sexual relief. It's the culinary equivalent to eating a sloppy burger to feel satiated.

Just max out anon.

>>82885968
I am a different poster dumbass.
also
>Many women are virgins. Many women have morals. Many women,en are nerdy and geeky.

Look, you can claim this as much as you want but my own experience of the world tells me it is patently false, 9/10 chances a woman claiming she is a virgin is lying.

>Take the white pill
>Casual Intimacy is just an act of sexual relief.
Sure, i agree to this but you missed my point, women are fucking ruined. RUINED, there is no white pill regarding women because they are RUINED. Whatever unicorn you imagine in your mind does not exist

Besides, what is maxxing out anyways? I am already at the top of everything i've ever done, soon i will even publish my own book. What now? You keep repeating your empty platitudes but there is no truth to them

>>82886004
>local incel thinks that 4billion women across the world loose their virginity by the yime they are 12.
9/10 is such bullshit. Just because said women arent around you doesn't mean they don't exist.
> Waaa Waa I listen to the Whatever podcast and think all women are ran through
>Waa Waa Wimin are ruined
Ugh. Get a load of this guy (this guy is you)

First off, if you where that one nerdy, cute, hot, virgin unicorn, would you want your current self?
If yes, then just wait
If no, fix it.
And if you end up not getting that unicorn, guess what? Almost everybody has something they are unsatisfied with. Some people are starving fore pushy, others are starving to death.

Congrats on the book anon. But when I say max out, I don't mean max out for pumpum, no, max out because YOU should be the best for YOURSELF. Guess what, your partner can die any moment, but you are stuck with yourself forever.

>>82886096
>you are stuck with yourself forever.
Ok, this is the first based thing you've said so far.
I don't watch television or zoomer podcasts or whatever, i am simultaneously too young for cable tv and too old for podcasts. I am 26

Anyways, what i really wanted to complain about wasn't about getting a virgin gf, i just want someone that won't leave me, i'd be fine with someone older than myself too, i just want to be loved so desperately, i want someone to care that i exist and to share their body heat with me, i want to love someone and do all the dumb romantic things i never got a chance to do with anyone. I want to be happy and make someone happy.

I hate having to reject the girl i like because she is a mess without a future, i hate having to turn away from pretty girls because i know they won't stay with me, i hate this but i am willing to accept it if at some point i find real love but i keep getting older, how much longer do i have to capture the heart of someone before i am too old to be loved? I don't want to reach my 30's as an unmarried virgin.

>>82886149
Your fucking 26. Dude you have time. A shit ton of it at that. Why are you fuck8ng stressing? I'll tell you what, you said it yourself.
> i just want to be loved so desperately
Your desperate for something that is a fucking variable, something that isn't guaranteed. Guess what, love is not eternal. It's a rush. So is passion. All those "dumb and romantic" things you wanna do, yeah, some days you will not wanna do it, some days you will. Nothing in life is guaranteed. This includes everything from gutting a girlfriend, to having food on your table tomorrow. You are desperate for something that might not be yours. I am not telling you to not fight for it, I am telling you that life isn't this fairytale, it isn't fair, and it will never be perfect. Everything is just the next step, then the next, then the next until you die. You will always have something that inconveniences you.

I'm pretty sure being a virgin at 30 isn't the worst that could happen. The entitlement and ungratefulness on here is insane. You fuckasses complain about not getting pumpum while kids in Congo are fucking slaves.

And that girl... yeah your mom is right...
>It's the culinary equivalent to eating a sloppy burger to feel satiated.

>>82884888 (OP)
I'll be a wizard in about 9 month, I can already feel the mana surging in my veins.
Power beyond your comprehension.
Mere mortals will not be able to even understand what stands before them.

>>82884888 (OP)
I always hated this image because it without explanation switches from losing your virginity to being a virgin without explanation.