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Anonymous No.82885302 [Report] >>82885357 >>82885374 >>82885525 >>82885539 >>82886062
>Just hire a hooker bro!
Anonymous No.82885332 [Report]
Because you're supposed to fuck in the bedroom like a normal person. His autism ruined it.
Anonymous No.82885357 [Report]
>>82885302 (OP)
Just get a fat girl drunk, bro
Anonymous No.82885358 [Report]
Imagine being so fucking pathetic that even a prostitute won't fuck you. At that point, you should kys. Like holy shit: you are willing to pay a lot for the time, and they refuse it.
Anonymous No.82885374 [Report] >>82886076
>>82885302 (OP)
>Paid beforehand rather than afterwards
Deserved to lose his money.
Anonymous No.82885392 [Report] >>82885447 >>82885490
Hooker here. We do not give a shit about your looks. Just turn up clean, don't act weird or try to lowball. Idk why so many johns think I care about their looks. Every day phonecalls "I'm Asian, is that okay?" "I'm 50, is that okay?" "I have micropenis, is that okay?". Bro I just want your money.
Anonymous No.82885447 [Report]
>>82885392
A lot of escorts are choosy as hell, now more than ever. Think about it: many of them have sugar daddies that give them hundreds just to hang out with them, or Onlyfans where they're making a grand a month off pics and videos. That's why all your new clients are worried. The sexual marketplace is more massively in favor of women than ever before, and that includes sex workers.
Anonymous No.82885490 [Report] >>82885522 >>82885533
>>82885392
should i tell a hooker im a virgin or just dont tell that?
Anonymous No.82885522 [Report]
>>82885490
nta but you can tell them whatever the fuck you want, you're paying for their time.
Anonymous No.82885525 [Report]
>>82885302 (OP)
That happened to me but I went outside to piss and she took off out of my car. Then I drove down the street and found her and picked her up again and took her to my family beach house. When we got to bed she said I could do anything so fucked her and came inside
Anonymous No.82885533 [Report] >>82885554
>>82885490
Again, DGAF. In fact probably best not to because it could flag you as a timewaster. "I'm a virgin", "I'm nervous", "it's my first time". All signs that you might flake.
Anonymous No.82885539 [Report]
>>82885302 (OP)
Honestly it sounds more like this guy got scammed, not rejected.
Anonymous No.82885554 [Report] >>82885573 >>82885603
>>82885533
man
the way you talk
its like wear glasses where men are just dollar bills walking on stick legs
pretty grim
Anonymous No.82885573 [Report] >>82885584
>>82885554
The whore doesn't love you back, it's kinda obvious.
Anonymous No.82885584 [Report]
>>82885573
the tone
you can just feel the cold
like real cold
Anonymous No.82885595 [Report]
Never gonna sponsor prostitution. Did you people hear what these hoes say when they're done? They were victimized by their clients buying access to their box! Nope, fuck off.

I used to wonder why people lined up to fuck those primitive robot dolls in Amsterdam brothels, now I kinda get it.
Anonymous No.82885603 [Report] >>82885635 >>82885649 >>82885715
>>82885554
I don't understand this john behaviour either
>"waah you are only interested in money!"
>"you don't seem like you enjoy it"
What the fuck do you expect? Ironically one reason why I started doing this was because I kept getting used for sex by dates so I figured i may as well get money out of it.
Anonymous No.82885616 [Report]
If I could go back in time to stop myself from fucking a hooker, I would. I was so retarded about losing my virginity. What I actually wanted was to be wanted/gf. welp
Anonymous No.82885635 [Report] >>82885649
>>82885603
if other person isnt enjoying it then it feels like a rape, im sorry but its true
you might aswell use a fleshlight or goon to vr
Anonymous No.82885649 [Report]
>>82885635
>>82885603
also i can find a dozen anons from /trash/ that roleplay as slutty anime girls, that is 1000x times better than a real girl with dead eyes
thank you for convincing me to just goon with my bros
Anonymous No.82885715 [Report]
>>82885603
>I kept getting used for sex by dates so I figured i may as well get money out of it.
Fucking accurate, I was only a whore for cash casually though, never thought about making it my main job.
Anonymous No.82885730 [Report] >>82885789
Who pays a hooker before sexytime
Anonymous No.82885788 [Report]
How many of you have jacked off to 4chan threads? Cause I have more than once
Anonymous No.82885789 [Report]
>>82885730
>Who pays a hooker before sexytime
it's standard to do so, else you can just run off. I've only seen ones with some sort of online presence, if they fucked me over, i'd blast them. also, unless she has a big dude in the room with her, it won't end well for her if she tries to scam me. i'd just grab my cash back kek
Anonymous No.82886062 [Report]
>>82885302 (OP)
Should have paid a bit more and went with a reputable escort. I get the feeling the poster was scammed by a street walker.
Anonymous No.82886076 [Report]
>>82885374
You always pay first.