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Anonymous No.82886998 [Report] >>82887014 >>82887020 >>82887041 >>82887105 >>82887144 >>82887151 >>82887274 >>82887346 >>82887366 >>82887628 >>82887652 >>82887701 >>82887727 >>82888094 >>82888124 >>82888237 >>82891268 >>82892297 >>82892440 >>82893874 >>82894962 >>82894994 >>82895121 >>82895370 >>82897316 >>82898473
you can be short and average/chopped like vidrel and still get daily sex with a cute gf
he's even SHORTER THAN HER
Anonymous No.82887014 [Report] >>82887043 >>82889359
>>82886998 (OP)
He has a huge cock and is probably charming or charismatic. Most of the anons here... are neither
Anonymous No.82887020 [Report] >>82887043
>>82886998 (OP)
yeah have you seen his dick? women are whores. dick > height
Anonymous No.82887041 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
She doesn't look very into it tbdesu.
Anonymous No.82887043 [Report] >>82887146 >>82887733 >>82887927 >>82889477 >>82893062
>>82887014
>>82887020
He's very short and skinny, his cock wouldn't look that big on a regular guy. He's still hung, just not insanely so, most likely something like a 1 in 100 cock.
Anonymous No.82887105 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
where's the cute girl in this image though
Anonymous No.82887116 [Report] >>82887216 >>82894945
BWCpill is very hard to swallow for a lot of people.

The reality is, if you have a huge cock, if you can get a woman into bed, the hard part is now over - she is yours unless she's some turbo whore who's had 7+ inches before. 9/10 times it's not the case and she is glued to you for a long time afterward - can feel free to situationship her and find more women to bwc trap or become an abusechad, do whatever. Ball is in your court.
Anonymous No.82887144 [Report] >>82889850 >>82890385 >>82894709
>>82886998 (OP)
Why are there so many anorexic chud faced manlets with massive schlongs?
Anonymous No.82887146 [Report] >>82887161
>>82887043
that thing is just about the size of her face. the average length of a woman's face is about 8 inches, so that cock is at least 7.5
Anonymous No.82887151 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
i bet local fembots also make cringey autist faces like she does when you boner them in the pussy, not sexy at all
Anonymous No.82887157 [Report]
She looks really scared. Might be 3rd world rape
Anonymous No.82887161 [Report]
>>82887146
So what I said, about 1 in a 100.
Anonymous No.82887216 [Report] >>82887444
>>82887116
Guess how I know you don't have a big dick
Anonymous No.82887274 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
>dat dick, tattooos, long hair
he might look like a bit of a chud on the outside, but my guess is he's one of those "rocker" "bad boy" types.
Or whichever one women find attractive.
He probably has an extraverted, sociable and non-chud personality.
Or she has an ugly bastard rapist fetish, judging by those expressions.
Or she's straight up being raped. Who knows... who cares.
Anonymous No.82887346 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
Drugs, it's so fucking easy to get cute girls if you have drugs.
Anonymous No.82887366 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
The amount of confidence you get by haing a massive shlong.

I could never
Anonymous No.82887444 [Report] >>82887487
>>82887216
you don't, because I in fact do and every reply afterward by you will be an admission of your seethe
Anonymous No.82887487 [Report]
>>82887444
I'll believe you because you got trips... how big is it?
Anonymous No.82887628 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
lilredvelvet is the source, they've been fucking for like 8 years

dick really is powerful
Anonymous No.82887652 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
>chopped
zoomnigger speak detected, opinion discarded
Anonymous No.82887701 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
hang on is this the guy from that one cooking youtube channel? where is the B-roll?
Anonymous No.82887727 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
he should name his dick /thread
Anonymous No.82887733 [Report] >>82887767
>>82887043
not everyone has shitty spatial awareness like you do, coping tardo
Anonymous No.82887767 [Report]
>>82887733
How big do you think he is genius?
Anonymous No.82887927 [Report] >>82890350
>>82887043
>just a top 1% dick, that's easy to get :^)
Anonymous No.82888061 [Report] >>82888223 >>82892476
lmao his dick cant even get hard
Anonymous No.82888094 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
Wow, I can't believe this shit a guy like that is living better than me? Why am I even trying to go on anymore? Life is so meaningless for me. I should just stab myself in my goddamn throat and bleed out to death
Anonymous No.82888124 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
>tattoos
>general hood vibes
>pretty much a horse cock
Most men lack his rizz and endowment
Anonymous No.82888223 [Report]
>>82888061
Big dicks need more blood than average ones
Anonymous No.82888237 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
this is actually kind of sad she doesnt look like shes enjoying it at all..
Anonymous No.82888251 [Report]
Why does she look like the xenomorph is breathing down her neck
Anonymous No.82889359 [Report] >>82889477
>>82887014
He's pretty average for his height.
Anonymous No.82889477 [Report] >>82892464 >>82896275
>>82889359
>>82887043
women are so delusional about average cock sizes it's actually insane
Anonymous No.82889850 [Report]
>>82887144
because the short guys who had small dicks didnt breed
you have to compete if you want to reproduce, and if you're short you still need to compete, and only hung guys can do that, so thats why the penis size for shorter guys is increasing, because all the short small dicked guys literally die alone without children
Anonymous No.82890262 [Report]
why are you bullying a short king
Anonymous No.82890350 [Report]
>>82887927
yeah, lol. what a fucking retard
Anonymous No.82890385 [Report] >>82890447 >>82891234 >>82891279
>>82887144
I don't know man, I'm skinny AND short (5'5) but somehow my dick is 18cm
Anonymous No.82890447 [Report]
>>82890385
Pretty sure dick size is actually completely random. Every part of my body is below average size. Like my girth is nearly my wrist size
Anonymous No.82891234 [Report] >>82891521
>>82890385
i swear r9kers are always packing
remember this one from a few days ago
Anonymous No.82891268 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
Brutal cockpill
Anonymous No.82891279 [Report] >>82891416
>>82890385
fuck
got mogged again
5'5 and 17.5cm
Anonymous No.82891416 [Report]
>>82891279
You are my brother either way shortbro
Anonymous No.82891521 [Report] >>82891879
>>82891234
That looks like an ftm with a packer. If not good on him for having a dick thicker than his wrist.
Anonymous No.82891879 [Report]
>>82891521
it disproves the wristpill doe
Anonymous No.82892297 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
isn't it unfair that this guy is probably a leftist redditor that makes fun of incels and right wingers... but he has a HUGE COCK so he basically wins by default?

isn't that depressing
Anonymous No.82892440 [Report] >>82892602
>>82886998 (OP)
Dont put shithole third worlds standards where everything is about resources and not starving so subhumans can stand out up to everyone else
Anonymous No.82892459 [Report]
>he did it so that means you can do it too!
Retard.
Anonymous No.82892464 [Report]
>>82889477
Blame porn and bwc threads
Anonymous No.82892476 [Report] >>82892492
>>82888061
he did the thing where you hook up a pump to your cock and permanently ruin your ability to get hard but get a big flaccid dick
Anonymous No.82892492 [Report]
>>82892476
So zero blood is able to pump to the penis at that point unless you use a pump?
Anonymous No.82892602 [Report]
>>82892440
theyre american they go by lilredvelvet and geminiprime
just cuz they look mixed and the lighting is trash doesnt mean its the 3rd world
Anonymous No.82892688 [Report] >>82892822 >>82893120
You can get daily sex with a girl if you GET OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER/PHONE, GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO PEOPLE. Seriously they're not as picky as they used to be and with men afraid to hit on girls in public it's easier... Once you figure out your framework of conversating
Anonymous No.82892822 [Report]
>>82892688
Yeah, I could get daily sex. With some fat disgusting freak.
I work out 5x a week, eat right, have a decent career... If the best I can do is tortas and trailer park kaylissas, I'd rather jerk off, thanks.

If you're statistically below average, any women you find or will take you is going to have some kind of serious defect. Eating disorder, personality disorder, financially irresponsible, etc.
Anonymous No.82893062 [Report]
>>82887043
>most likely something like a 1 in 100 cock.
I found your problem bro, you are actually retarded.
Anonymous No.82893120 [Report]
>>82892688
>You can get daily sex with a girl if you GET OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER/PHONE, GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO PEOPLE
First, I've done that before, nothing changed.
Second, there are people who don't do that and still get it.
Fuck off.
Anonymous No.82893715 [Report] >>82894597
Anons with sub 6" cooks should just become girls. Then there would be plenty of women in r9k. It's so easy, the estrogen is rigth there.
Anonymous No.82893874 [Report] >>82894227
>>82886998 (OP)
Man I have a small fucking dick lol
Anonymous No.82894227 [Report]
>>82893874
OP guy is abnormally big and he's short which makes it look even bigger. do not feel bad
Anonymous No.82894597 [Report]
>>82893715
nonsense. men ALSO need an amount of estrogen, actually HIGH
Anonymous No.82894709 [Report] >>82894844
>>82887144
Being fat as a kid unironically stunts your penis growth
Anonymous No.82894844 [Report]
>>82894709
I was always thin and my dick is small.
Anonymous No.82894884 [Report]
i hate my life more than you could possibly imagine
Anonymous No.82894945 [Report]
>>82887116

It's true. I didn't get laid until I was 19, but immediately after she just started buying me things. By the 4th time I came over she said I could live with her rent free and she'd give me a small cash allowance while I was in college.

Double edged sword though. If they ever gain weight/feel ugly their libido can shut down and they refuse sex. This causes a depressive spiral that you've got to nip in the bud.
Anonymous No.82894962 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
I'm really tall like 6'6" with very big large 9 inches dick and sometimes I wish I was shorter and skinny like 5'4" so my cock look disproportionally huge compare to my twink body.
Anonymous No.82894994 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
Ok, but he literally has a huge fucking cock, so who cares how short he is?
Anonymous No.82895121 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
My dick is 8.75" long with 6.5" girth and i am a virgin because my face is disgusting.... The closest i came to sex was a cute passing tranny from anime north but i bailed because i saw a nude and his little dick just turned me right off. I ghosted him. I could never be gay. I need female attention so bad, its made me empty and depressed. Even when i post my dick on discord, the only ones who ever message me are faggots. Fuck men. I wish i was the only male left alive maybe then id have a chance
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82895167 [Report]
Dick>height every time.
Anonymous No.82895370 [Report] >>82895834
>>82886998 (OP)
The crazy thing that trips me out and makes me think you're a fed is that i was just looking for this video thr other day.

Everyone report OP he is a fed.
Anonymous No.82895834 [Report] >>82895978
>>82895370
>government monopoly on coincidences
Fuckin commies
Anonymous No.82895978 [Report] >>82896126
>>82895834
Wtf how did you know i was a commie too you fed piece of shit
Anonymous No.82896126 [Report] >>82896241 >>82896897
>>82895978
Lucky guess. Anyway, wanna commit wire fraud?
Anonymous No.82896241 [Report]
>>82896126
Nah i want to drink some green label and suck on pawg clit.
Anonymous No.82896275 [Report] >>82896609
>>82889477
>women are so delusional about average cock sizes it's actually insane
they guys with tiny dicks aren't going to approach girls, why do that when the girl is just gonna laugh when you drop your pants? So in women minds the average dick is 7 inches
Anonymous No.82896609 [Report]
>>82896275
most delusional statemtne ever
go on r/realitydick ffs
Anonymous No.82896897 [Report]
>>82896126
there are no feds in r9k
Anonymous No.82897316 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
she looks insufferable desu
Anonymous No.82898473 [Report]
>>82886998 (OP)
Damn he must have blackmailed her into it since she looks like she's being held at gunpoint...