Thread 82892644

Have you dated who you're most compatible with? I looked at my sign and it turns out all the best connections correlate with this chart even the most soul crushing relationships correlate

The worst relationship I ever had was with a gemini in high school, I genuinely think if I didn't date her my life wouldn't have been ruined

>me and my bf are 91%
Consider me fucking validated also is the most healthy relationship I've ever been in

>>82892644 (OP)
If you've had so many relationships that a chart like this is at all usable for you, why don't you just kill yourself? You will never pair bond meaningfully ever again, nor anything even close to it. Give up on romance and be a ghoul or kill yourself.

>>82892644 (OP)
>high school crush at 50%
I'll be honest, I've never really gotten that close to anyone ever since
She mentally broke me from dating ever since

>>82892644 (OP)
idk what the symbols mean

>>82892644 (OP)
taurus man here, taurus women are unironically fat cows on average and id rather date any other zodiac sign

>>82892951
Having a ton of sex/relationships and not being to pairbond is a myth. I feel the same as I did before I slept around and racked up 30 more bodies

>>82892951
>NOOO!! YOU MUST DATE ONLY 1 PERSON EVER
do people like you even live in reality?

>>82892978
>taurus women are unironically fat cows on average
kek I only know one and she's a little chubby, definitely has bovine vibes. Why not get a slim dream pisces?

libra man here, best relationships i have had were aquarius and cancer women. i dont believe in astrology because it is stupid as hell but... for whatever it is worth

>>82893078
>aquarius
thats a 9/10 on ops fairy chart sounds like you fumbled hard

>>82893115
>fumbled hard
well, nothing can stop death so

>>82892963
Didn't you learn anything in high school? They're the symbols of for the ecliptic constellations (although one is missing from OPs graph: Ophiuchus)

>had 2 relationships
>both of them are listed as 30% compatibility
Oof. Teen girl astrology is bullshit but this was scarily accurate with my last one.

>>82893078
>libra man
Is this as hellish as I've heard?

>>82893200
>Bullshit is accurate
Time to cut off your balls and go suck nigger dick you fembrained faggot

>>82893061
because the last slim arthoe pisces i had a thing for broke my little chud heart
led me on for 2 years straight then ghosted me one day and that's it, done forever. she would hang out with me daily in highschool, she'd let me touch her tits, she even promised that she would marry me one day if we were both alone at 40 then just suddenly changed her mind on all of it and never talked to me again. it's been 5 years since then and i still to this day don't know what caused it to end the way it did.

>>82892644 (OP)
Never dated. Zodiac signs are retarded.

>>82893214
Actually that constellations have shifted 2.5k arc minutes so your "crush" is an Aquarius. Maybe if you studied some science you wouldn't have depended on this crap for your love life.

>>82893164
>>82893227
>>82893245
>I am so smart I need to prove it to anonymous randos
GO BACK

>>82893204
Libra male is bpd, either great compatibility or dog shit compatibility

>>82893277
Roastie behavior right here.

>>82892644 (OP)
>Have you dated
never dated irl so no, lol
but i find it funny that it says a pisces for me is a 92% for love at first sight, most i've met were really hit or miss and usually on the miss side
they'd make good friends though
>t. takes zodiac with a grain of salt because half is bullshit but half is strangely accurate

>>82893128
>well, nothing can stop death so
sorry man, did you love them and how did it happen?

>>82892644 (OP)
Apparently I was 77% compatible with my ex and I'm 80% compatible with my fwb. Fascinating!

mostly have and seems to track strangely well even though I had no idea about star signs up until recently

Cancer 5/5 (current gf)
Scorpio 4/5
Gemini 0/5
Taurus 3/5
Capricorn 3/5
>t. pisces male

>>82893214
wait so you were allowed to touch her tits and you didn't take it further? She was right to leave

>>82893311
>"Technically speaking ecliptics and arc minutes & constelations therefore zodiacs are bullshit
GTFO of here and go back to r/atheism with the other s-oylent drinkers and talk about how much you love Nintendo and funkopops. Leave.

>>82893204
i am sensitive and emotional inside, i guess that's been a plus for the most part because i understand women better
>>82893322
dont want to get into it, but yes i loved her a lot. i would have happily traded 50 years of my life to be able to spend one more year with her

>>82893214
>don't know what caused it to end the way it did.
You were too passive. There's a timing to this and if you miss it, she loses all attraction to you. And when a woman loses attraction to you, it's forever. You can not make a woman attracted to you again.

>foids actually believe in this crap
Lol what a dumbass

>>82892644 (OP)
absolute trash, go back to tiktok

>>82892873
>dating a girl in high school ruins your life
do people really?

>>82893389
i did try taking it further but she'd push me away and stop my advances every time, i tried to persuade her to officially be my girlfriend too but she'd just deflect with responses like "i'm not sure", or "i think that i'm too young for a boyfriend" and change the subject. i think that i was just a medium through which she experimented with her sexuality like all teens do. i've no ill will towards her anymore but i'd lie if i said that the entire event didn't have a profoundly negative impact on me. i also hate that i sound like an innocent robot who got his heart broken by an evil foid when i was very much also doing dumb shit that probably hurt her a bunch too. we were two retarded teens being clumsily horny at eachother until one side inexplicably decided they had enough and left, i only wish i knew why.

>>82893391
>>"Technically speaking ecliptics and arc minutes & constelations therefore zodiacs are bullshit
Yes, stop being a mong thinking that's affecting you.
>GTFO of here and go back to r/atheism with the other s-oylent drinkers and talk about how much you love Nintendo and funkopops. Leave.
Retard roastie behavior here.

>>82893598
>i only wish i knew why
people are literally telling you why in this very thread. I have a feeling relationships are difficult in general for you

>>82892644 (OP)
>Have you dated who you're most compatible with
no because girls get immediately the ick once they realize im pisces

>>82894050
just lie about your birthday

>>82894243
But im not a liar

>>82894252
no one gets laid telling the truth anon, set that autistic shit aside

>>82892873
I am a libra and recently i met a gemini and she is so fun by she takes stress meds, does drugs (unironically), is a lesbian, has casual sex and her life is a disaster.

Even my mom told me to get away from her so i did, i still fell hard for her though

>>82894356
>no one gets laid telling the truth anon,
thats not nice tho

>>82892644 (OP)
I have such high compatibility according to this chart and numerous other things with a capricorn moid but he's ghosting me
le sigh

>>82894017
is it really the timing? was i really too passive? i feel like she should've dropped me much sooner if i was really that bad at all of this, giving someone 2 years of chances while deflecting every attempt at an advance seems illogical and cruel.
>relationships are difficult in general for you
correct, i am incredibly socially stunted, even talking to anons can be difficult. i don't think that i'm mentally ill or anything, i just had an unlucky childhood that left me like this

>>82893164
my school taught me stuff like science and math not white girl magic

>>82892644 (OP)
i never see people talking about sagittarius in astrology why is that sign so fucking underrated even though its like the scientist archetype sign

>>82894833
It's the "just keep moving forward" stereotype. Not much to say about it. You're lucky you're not joked about as being autistic.

>>82894794
>Astronomy and physics is white girl magic
LMAO you dumb nigger you have to be trolling. Sorry Marcel, but constellations are real things you can see with your eyes , stars are not "white magic".

>>82894866
from what ive read sagittarius actually fits me very well, in that 16 personalities test i got ENTP and scored like 90 percent N, T and P.
all of this can just be boiled down to audhd tbdesu

>>82894833
every sagittarius girl I've come across is completely undatable and in their own world

>>82894934
>astrology is astronomy

>>82895084
>I can't understand that zodiacs are ecliptic constellations
Time to finish your middle school degree deAndre

>>82895018
what do you mean in their own world? i typically see sagittarius women being career focused, typicially in academia

I'm (M) gemini with (F) capricorn. That's 5% (THE WORST LMAO) on the chart. It's odd, because this is the best relationship I've ever had. She's buying a house for me. We're moving into rural area. Gonna be a farmer. Pls explain.

>>82895484
Look up your full birth chats for real info. But Gemini+Capricorn is really not that bad of a match in general, just a really hard one to make work right. Yet when it works, it works.