Thread 82895961

wtf i want to date a boyfailure now

>>82895961 (OP)
>'boyfailure'
looks inside
>chad but lazy to put on pants

>>82895961 (OP)
>boyfailure
>6 figures
Kek
whoever made this archetype is legit brain dead

>>82895961 (OP)
Lmao I get what the artist is doing

>>82895961 (OP)
>6 pack and really tall

>>82895961 (OP)
I look like that. I look like that and say that.

>>82895987
>>82895995
>>82895999
>>82896000
>>82896026
>'girlfailure'
looks inside
>giga stacy but messy hair

>>82896055
>*slightly stinky Stacy with messy hair

>>82896055
difference is 90% of women look hot to us
stacies are technically normie 'objectively' hot, not subjective hot, they tend to be mid
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/55de3g/what_percentage_of_guys_look_cute_to_you/

>>82896144
a body like that is not even remotely close to what 90% of women look like lmfaoooo what

>>82896157
show me what the average woman looks like then.

>>82896163
walk around a walmart, she's almost 40, obese or almost there

>>82896163
>show me what the average woman looks like then.
on here?

>>82895961 (OP)
This is me but I'm ugly, and ugly, and ugly, and skinny fat, and ugly, and my hair is thining, and I'm also really ugly, and it's really not me because the only part that fits me is the dark eyes thing.
>>82895995
>>82895987
It's in quotations for a reason.

>>82896055
not even remotely similar, nice bait tho

>>82895961 (OP)
>>82895999
This was a good enough meme I had to check if a woman made it. I can't tell, but from reverse image search I think the creator is ftm

>>82896175
there's no walmart in my country
>>82896178
funny cause this is a girl who posted on r9k and soc a year or so back

>>82896180
it's not similar because you don't know what an average woman looks like

>>82896157
there are far more men who can impregnate than women available to be impregnated at any given moment, pregnancy is uncertain, when women ovulate is not detectable either and even if you are at the right time the chance is ~30%

evolution had to make men hyper into women to not waste evolutionary resource

>76% of all men will have a stronger sex drive than the average sex drive among women
https://psycnet.apa.org/doiLanding?doi=10.1037%2Fbul0000366

90% of women don't look like that but men are into 90%+ of reproductive women, men are into nearly every kind of women with some baseline minimum

>>82896055
Women can be hot without exercising and just naturally having big tits and a nice fat distribution. Men need to exercise, and a lot, to get a fit body
People comparing the incomparable is always funny. Also the random 6 figures kek

>>82896308
you know gymcelling doesn't work. face is all that matters to women.

>>82895961 (OP)
>sharp chad-tier jawline
>hunter-eyes with thick brows
>overall good skin
>in better shape than 90% of men
>just rich for no reason lmao
>probably over 6 feet tall
>>82896055
With the exception of big boobs, everything in that girl is pretty common. Stacy would imply that this girl in supermodel-tier but she is not. The average woman is not disgustingly fat and ugly. The "boyfailure" one is literally just Chad, filled with top 10% genetics or just general top 10% traits.
Note that this "girlfailure" and "boyfailure" bullshit is supposed to be some relatable loser-type character. For the guy it's literally just rich Chad wearing "dorky" clothes

>>82895961 (OP)
>wrists
More guys should have wrists

>>82896513
>flawless body in every way
>average woman
tell me you don't go outside without saying it

>>82896178
I want to cum and piss on her for being a disgusting pig laying in her own filth, i wouldn't even fuck that cow

>>82896746
I dont live in america so yea all the women here arent 600lbs. It is kinda funny you think "not stuffing yourself to obesity = flawless".

>>82896837
Why does the us get the reputation of being fat when tonga has the highest obesity rate

>>82896850
Dont make me tap the article

>>82896837
it's obviously not just that she's not fat. most young non-fat women are still unattractive.

>>82895961 (OP)
he's literally me except im still in my newb gains portion of weightlifting. also i dont visit conventions or concerts etc ever because im not a fucking normgroid

>>82896899
in my experience, most young and skinny women are perfectly attractive. Sorry you live in some dumpy area, amerifat.

Dubs and I'll find a way to fix my life failure.

>>82896850
Tonga practically isn't a country, just a few thousand tards. That's like asking which country is the richest and someone says Lichtenstein. Who gives a shit to somewhere that the population is of a medium city

>>82896850
Islands with 100 fat people on them don't count. Only Gulf Arabs can match the power of Amerifats.

the chad edit

>>82896899
>most young non-fat women are still unattractive
Very hard. Unless she doesn't has teeth, has bulging eyes, or fucked up unsymmetrical face

>>82896194
If a woman can only take faceless pics she's ugly af

Face is everything

>>82897112
post what an average non-fat woman looks like in your mind

>>82897154
Any women below this should end themselves

>>82897154
>>82897228
Jokes aside, maybe something like this, slightly worse

>>82897240
Yeah the average girl sits around there

>>82897240
If you disagree then show your example. YOUNG woman. If we go to the late 30s and above then you can find some that are horrendous

>>82897270
And she's cute
Unfortunately they ruin it by being sluts and annoying

NEVER forget the tall part

>>82896746
I go outside and most women that look to be around 20-40s (I live near an university) are meh to decent looking and not fat. There are a few obese hambeasts but they stick out precisely because they're unusual. You're just trying to cope that the average woman is an ugly fat bitch like yourself.

>>82896055
Girl failures actually look like this though. they end up looksmaxxing so they can sell porn

>>82897454
the average woman who walks around outside a lot isn't fat but certainly doesn't look flawless
>>82897240
this would look nothing like >>82896055 lol

>>82895961 (OP)
accurate version (I'm not gonna redo the text, only high IQ anons can read it)

>>82897491
I'd date and boyfriend him

It's true. I do have wrists.

So women really do like big thick wrists? I will never have sex

>>82897558
Yes, they are into this now. I fake my chin with a beard and fake my height with big boots. I have faked my voice with vocal exercises, I have faked my physique with fashion. I have faked my sexual performance with dick pills. I cannot escape my skinny wrists and girl size hands.

>>82896202
You mean obese? lol

>>82896209
i can smell when a women i have spent time around is ovulating or menstruating, assuming they havent put too much perfume / deoderant on. (e.g. friend, coworker, girlfriend, formerly my mom, which was nasty as hell)
before menstruation they smell kind of coppery + "thick" smell almost like breast milk if anyone knows. like the smell my mom had when she used to breastfeed my younger siblings.
menstruating smells to me almost tropically sweet + scent of the womans natural smell but not in a gross way (usually, it can be gross if they are unhygenic)
besides you can absolutely tell when women are ovulating based on their behavior; they will be higher energy, more touchy, and their eyes will linger on men longer; and their pupils will dilate when you hold eye contact, even if they normally do not / if they arent attracted to you.
how come you didnt know that? are you REALLY such a failcel that you cant even tell what cycle a woman is by mere observation and process of elimination? Didnt you know thats how chad determines which women he should try to fuck - just a sniff and a glance and you know if shes craving cock