Thread 82900024

Why do girls like to play with my hair and braid it?

>>82900024 (OP)
because you're a fag and they like having a token fag friend
also because you're a fag they see you as harmless

>>82900024 (OP)
You're probably doing it wrong. 9/10 if I did that shit they're annoyed that I did it wrong.

>>82900132
If you're from an outside perspective you don't braid that shit in your eyes, and people get really upset if you do that.

>>82900137
Fuckin it makes sense too it don't matter how near sighted you are. fuckin that shit shouldn't fuck up your perripheal vision either.

>>82900143
fuckin things were a lot more simpler when I just had a mullet or rat tail. You ever have a grown man ask you to shave around his rat tail? Fuck if I am doing that again.

>>82900024 (OP)
no girl has ever braided your hair stop being a porn addict freak

>>82900207
I get into arguments with women about this all the time when I had hair. I don't really have a leg to stand on anymore about this shit.

>>82900232
Although if someone isn't sneaking into my room and I don't get dry lips like why is this stuck here fucking plghagh. comparing hair growth there would be a valued metric also I'd have to shave a lot less sufrace area. You know it's not a cool wizard beard either if I don't try this

>>82900246
Fuckin hats probably fit a bit better too.

>>82900253
Man I should buy a hat. With a brim. Maybe one you can turn around or not.