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Anonymous No.82901007 [Report] >>82901029 >>82901156 >>82901179 >>82901246 >>82901263 >>82901283 >>82901297 >>82901303 >>82901693 >>82901721 >>82901846 >>82901853 >>82901920 >>82902066
how would you like to be compensated for your inability to fulfill your natural human desires?
Anonymous No.82901029 [Report] >>82901054
>>82901007 (OP)
With sex honestly
Anonymous No.82901054 [Report]
>>82901029
you want free sex with hookers? you do know that the government cannot make a girl to fall in love you.
Anonymous No.82901156 [Report] >>82901173 >>82901179 >>82901213
>>82901007 (OP)
holy shit if you put it that way i can use it as a challenge to be top 0.3% of the world
Anonymous No.82901173 [Report] >>82901190
>>82901156
> top 0.3% of the world
lol that's actually bottom 0.3% of the world
Anonymous No.82901179 [Report] >>82901192
>>82901007 (OP)
No idea. Like you say, can't make a girl love you, and it's not like you can travel back in time or anything. There's nothing that can be done, can't be helped.

>>82901156
I'm 15 months away, it's gonna happen.
Anonymous No.82901190 [Report]
>>82901173
depends if you count virgins or non virgins
table counts virgins so it'd be top
Anonymous No.82901192 [Report]
>>82901179
let's go anon! good luck!
Anonymous No.82901213 [Report] >>82901224 >>82901226
>>82901156
the wizard of ass?
Anonymous No.82901224 [Report]
>>82901213
i like the title ;)
Anonymous No.82901226 [Report]
>>82901213
You get to be a wizard at 30 but I'm not sure what 40 is. Warlock? Sorcerer?
Anonymous No.82901246 [Report]
>>82901007 (OP)
By getting my foreskin back
Anonymous No.82901263 [Report]
>>82901007 (OP)
>I'm top 0.9% in something
Feelsgood
Anonymous No.82901283 [Report]
>>82901007 (OP)
Love, real genuine love
State mandated twink husband
Anonymous No.82901297 [Report]
>>82901007 (OP)
What if I lost my virginity at 14?
Anonymous No.82901303 [Report]
>>82901007 (OP)
The power to stop time so I can rape women for all the time women wouldn't let me sex them
Anonymous No.82901693 [Report]
>>82901007 (OP)
desire leads to suffering
Anonymous No.82901721 [Report] >>82901734
>>82901007 (OP)
So for the hopeless losers...

Between 35 and 40 it goes 0.9 to 0.3

Which means that roughly 2/3rds of 35+cels will ascend within the next 5 years.

Thats got to be a white pill
Anonymous No.82901734 [Report] >>82901744
>>82901721
or they just.. killed themselves
Anonymous No.82901744 [Report] >>82901804
>>82901734
testable...

Numbers on suicides per capita within that age range?
Anonymous No.82901804 [Report] >>82901882
>>82901744
Grok says 13.1/100,000 / year so 65.5/100k over 5 years.

0.065

Lets assume they were all incels.
The ascension rate falls from 0.6 to 0.535 which is still ~60% of remaining incels over the period.

White pill bro!
Anonymous No.82901846 [Report]
>>82901007 (OP)
I'm in my 30s and I don't give a shit that I'm a virgin. Prostitution is legal here and I could have hired one if it was about that. I want a woman to love and be loved by, the sex is just a small part of it. We'd spend what, 1% of our time fucking? If even? There's so much more that I care about.
Anonymous No.82901853 [Report]
>>82901007 (OP)
Can't relate. Have done the sex.
Anonymous No.82901882 [Report]
>>82901804
@grok is this post true?
Anonymous No.82901920 [Report]
>>82901007 (OP)
The ability to inflict equivalent mental and emotional anguish to others at will
Anonymous No.82902066 [Report]
>>82901007 (OP)
>how would you like to be compensated for your inability to fulfill your natural human desires?
For me, a UBI, and a barren looks-matched fuck-buddy.