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11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82910059 [Report] >>82910061 >>82910069 >>82910073 >>82910198 >>82910242 >>82910248 >>82910263 >>82910264 >>82910269 >>82910294 >>82910732 >>82911058 >>82911115 >>82911116 >>82911192 >>82911609 >>82911757 >>82913431 >>82913838 >>82913887 >>82914028 >>82915499 >>82915867 >>82918160 >>82919143
Post pics that contain something you want in life
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82910061 [Report] >>82910280
>>82910059 (OP)
Wrong version
Anonymous No.82910069 [Report] >>82910081 >>82911104
>>82910059 (OP)
This but with bigger booba
Anonymous No.82910073 [Report] >>82910081
>>82910059 (OP)
farming is fun
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82910081 [Report]
>>82910073
That actually does sound nice. I might pick up farming after I move. I'll be around some so it'd be a good time to I think.

>>82910069
That's actually some nice art. Am I reading that artist signature right? SEC?
Anonymous No.82910157 [Report] >>82910182
for someone to say this to me and genuinely mean it
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82910182 [Report]
>>82910157
I hope you find someone who says that and means it, anon
Anonymous No.82910198 [Report] >>82910236 >>82910647
>>82910059 (OP)
Me, my hucow kink wife with macromastia, and our four kids (with one on the way)
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82910236 [Report]
>>82910198
Love it anon. that sounds like an amazing life.
Anonymous No.82910242 [Report]
>>82910059 (OP)
i need this i wanna be looked at like that
Anonymous No.82910248 [Report]
>>82910059 (OP)
i want a harem of girls
i think no man actually wants 1 girl. i think monogamy is cucked

if i could id have a harem of girls and only birth girls, because this world has WAY WAY WAY too much men. we need more girls, not men.
Anonymous No.82910263 [Report]
>>82910059 (OP)
where are my wife and kids?
Anonymous No.82910264 [Report] >>82911104
>>82910059 (OP)
A tomboy gf who loves me and has a personality similar to 02. I don't particularly care about appearance as long as she is not like deformed or 1/10 ugly.
Anonymous No.82910269 [Report] >>82910287 >>82910290 >>82914009
>>82910059 (OP)
A Pacific Seacraft Dana 24 so I can go sail around the world
Anonymous No.82910280 [Report] >>82910287
>>82910061
this give me this
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82910287 [Report] >>82910300
>>82910269
That sounds sick

>>82910280
Awwwwwwww
Anonymous No.82910290 [Report]
>>82910269
Very nice choice
Anonymous No.82910294 [Report] >>82910308
>>82910059 (OP)
Barrett m82a2
Anonymous No.82910300 [Report] >>82910308
>>82910287
>Awwwwwwww
yeah I just wanna snuggle with someone
schadenfoid No.82910306 [Report] >>82910315
not just something, everything
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82910308 [Report] >>82910377
>>82910300
Same anon, same

>>82910294
What exactly is that?
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82910315 [Report] >>82910345
>>82910306
Do you have a plan in mind for this? What will you do with your newfound status of having everything?
schadenfoid No.82910345 [Report] >>82910359
>>82910315
i'll probably savor it just fuckin around having a good time and try to share it with as many people as possible
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82910359 [Report]
>>82910345
I can respect that, anon

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Anonymous No.82910377 [Report]
>>82910308
>What exactly is that?
a rare experimental version of the famous Barrett .50 BMG semi-auto rifles, initially invented and built by dear Ronnie Barrett in his garage. this version was a bulpup intended to be shoulder fired at helicopters, it was offered to the military, but they didn't want it. only about a dozen ever made.
i'd also like an HK-51b, just 'cause.
and a GM-6 lynx too..
and..
and...
i could probably just keep going. such is life.
Anonymous No.82910628 [Report]
I want something like that. A sort of man but with boobs and no penis. Like a "who man", if you will.
Anonymous No.82910647 [Report]
>>82910198
Why are they all drawn with bulging dicks.....
Anonymous No.82910732 [Report] >>82911104
>>82910059 (OP)
A partner who will put their cute feet on my face every single day. I will literally die if I don't get this again.
Anonymous No.82911051 [Report] >>82915914
a PC-98 laptop
t. zoomer interested in retro computing who never had such a device
Anonymous No.82911058 [Report]
>>82910059 (OP)
I would be dating the sister
Anonymous No.82911104 [Report] >>82911184
>>82910069
>This
>>82910264
>A tomboy gf who loves me and has a personality similar to 02.
>>82910732
>A partner who will put their cute feet on my face every single
Anonymous No.82911110 [Report] >>82911143
anime maids who don't age and take care of me and love me
Anonymous No.82911115 [Report] >>82911143
>>82910059 (OP)
me on the left
whoever's willing on the right
Anonymous No.82911116 [Report] >>82911143
>>82910059 (OP)
tomboy wife tomboy wife
Anonymous No.82911140 [Report] >>82913064
if i had the time and ability
Anonymous No.82911143 [Report] >>82911184
>>82911110
>anime maids
>>82911115
>whoever's willing on the right
>>82911116
>tomboy wife
Anonymous No.82911163 [Report]
Lay my thoughts to rest.
Anonymous No.82911184 [Report]
>>82911104
>>82911143
You are not allowed to post selfies on this board
Anonymous No.82911192 [Report]
>>82910059 (OP)
Give me a second cuz It's kinda lost :P
Anonymous No.82911201 [Report] >>82911308
I could go for an all american breakfast with a tall glass of OJ right about now...
Anonymous No.82911203 [Report] >>82917900
I need to knock up my aspie neetwife
Anonymous No.82911223 [Report]
It's like, It would feel nice prolly
Anonymous No.82911235 [Report] >>82911251
i want a Ford Fairlane so bad bros
Anonymous No.82911251 [Report] >>82911316
>>82911235
Is that a fucking Peugeot 206 behind it? wtf where was this taken
Anonymous No.82911308 [Report] >>82911359 >>82911627 >>82911737
>>82911201

All American breakfasts look like shit. If I'm actually going out to buy a breakfast and the egg yolks aren't orange I'm sending that garbage back. The bacon looks like it will give you bowel cancer from how burnt it is. Where's the mushrooms? Potato bits like that should be served with roast beef and gravy and green beans not breakfast. Look at the shit tier instant coffee. Theres not even any form of tomato in sight avocado? Any kind of vegetable that will give you a slow burn of energy till lunch time. Just carbs and starch. Not even a gourmet sausage for protein just two sad bits of bacon. What is this gulag shit you call bread. Great rage bait anon, respect you got me good
Anonymous No.82911316 [Report]
>>82911251
Argentina, you wouldn't believe the cars that somehow still run over here
Anonymous No.82911320 [Report]
To surmount evil
Anonymous No.82911359 [Report] >>82911388
>>82911308
Shut the fuck up eurofag, nobody asked for your opinion of american breakfast.
Anonymous No.82911388 [Report] >>82911607
>>82911359
Not a eurofag. You can't even get fresh eggs when you pay for a meal how sad. No body asked for your opinion on my opinion by the way stupid amerifat probably have man tits from all the hormones they pump into the chickens that make your eggs
Anonymous No.82911549 [Report]
A car like this would be cool
Anonymous No.82911607 [Report]
>>82911388
>probably have man tits from all the hormones they pump into the chickens that make your eggs
The only tits I have are your sister's. Fack yew
Anonymous No.82911609 [Report]
>>82910059 (OP)
rats radiate so much happiness I adore them
Anonymous No.82911627 [Report]
>>82911308
>the egg yolks aren't orange
Are you colour blind?
Anonymous No.82911661 [Report] >>82911682
Basically webm rel, a very romantic, intimate, obsessive relationship with a smart girl with mental health issues
Anonymous No.82911682 [Report] >>82911747
>>82911661
I've done some serious handholding recently with a girl with these exact specificities , it was sho was nice. Just gonna find out where the mentally ill girls are at and bingo you got it, I recommend it
Follow your dreams, just go for it, chat one up and you can tell in the eyes if she wants you
Anonymous No.82911737 [Report]
>>82911308
you are kind of right anon, i've always had mushrooms with my breakfast since they're so tasty and good
americans kind of hate fiber, they're obsessed with protein right now and still get no fiber, it's retarded
vegetables don't even have a crazy amount either, i like eating raspberries for that, they have tons of it, but leeks and spinach and tomatoes are some good breakfast foods
i also agree with the potato part, potatoes are not for breakfast
what do you like for breakfast anon?
Anonymous No.82911747 [Report] >>82911766
>>82911682
>I've done some serious handholding recently with a girl
Then why are you wasting your time here, you should be cuddling in bed and watching a movie or taking a walk holding hands right now
Anonymous No.82911757 [Report] >>82917900
>>82910059 (OP)
i want to be a salarywoman with a dragon loli on my lap
Anonymous No.82911766 [Report]
>>82911747
She's on vacation with her parents
Anonymous No.82912351 [Report] >>82913923 >>82914295
To have this breast size
Anonymous No.82913016 [Report] >>82914154
The quality of not having a physical presence in the world.
Anonymous No.82913064 [Report]
>>82911140
I swear I saw that thing in turrican 2.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82913328 [Report] >>82917900
Fuck each other's brains out and love each other all day
Anonymous No.82913353 [Report] >>82917900
le messy gf
Anonymous No.82913431 [Report] >>82914295
>>82910059 (OP)
this is all i need
Anonymous No.82913651 [Report]
the world to burn
Anonymous No.82913838 [Report]
>>82910059 (OP)
https://youtu.be/_9-flUvd63g?si=xtyqPcuuBem7uprH
Exosuits/gundams/mechsuits in the military
Anonymous No.82913887 [Report]
>>82910059 (OP)
I jist want a gorlfrend
Anonymous No.82913923 [Report]
>>82912351
keep ordering mcdonalds off doordash and you might achieve your dreams someday
Anonymous No.82913947 [Report] >>82914143 >>82914164
I just want a boring ass, nerdy, sleepy girlfriend who hates socializing and likes staying inside.
ruby !!w/iqVkZlyVP No.82914009 [Report]
>>82910269
ur boats too small
Anonymous !HKiI8Junas No.82914028 [Report] >>82914078
>>82910059 (OP)
something like this with a girl who i love and who loves me
i know i know, delusional, but i can still dream
ruby !!w/iqVkZlyVP No.82914066 [Report]
FUCK PLEASE GOD I JUST WANT THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I HOPE MY PAGANISM PULLS THROUGH ILL BE WILLING TO DIE A VIRGIN PLEASE ONE TIME
Anonymous No.82914078 [Report] >>82914095
>>82914028
>tripfag
you will never attain love faggot
Anonymous !HKiI8Junas No.82914095 [Report]
>>82914078
lol, you don't say?
but i hope you will instead, i believe in you
Anonymous No.82914143 [Report] >>82914162 >>82914164
>>82913947
these exist but they dont date, I know one and she almost never leaves her room and just dicks around on discord and video games all day.
Anonymous No.82914154 [Report]
>>82913016
is that a liminal space?
Anonymous No.82914162 [Report] >>82914306
>>82914143
That's basically what I want to do too, we barely need to interact, just be there for each other during the occasional bout of loneliness.
Anonymous No.82914164 [Report] >>82914306
>>82913947
This is what I want too

>>82914143
Yet she probably has had sex
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82914295 [Report] >>82915366
>>82913431
>>82912351
Very nice anon

Out of curiosity what makes you want to be that busty?
Anonymous No.82914306 [Report] >>82914351
>>82914162
Whats even the point?
>>82914164
Im sure she has but I wouldnt be surprised if she hasnt. Or if it was very infrequent.
Anonymous No.82914351 [Report]
>>82914306
>Whats even the point?
You'd get it if you had my specific brand of autism.
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82915157 [Report]
Bumping thread with the rear axle for a 2004 Ford Crown Victoria.
Anonymous No.82915366 [Report] >>82915945
>>82914295
It's a fetish of mine. It would be really cool and a nice way to get attention, plus if everything got wrong I could earn money with them as this size is not very common.
Anonymous No.82915499 [Report]
>>82910059 (OP)
I think you should consider suicide for being a tripfag, but...
I want a giant gf but I also want to be more than a pet for her.
Anonymous No.82915867 [Report]
>>82910059 (OP)
I wish I was in this picture with my cock out fapping to Azusa
Anonymous No.82915914 [Report] >>82915945
>>82911051
>t. zoomer interested in retro computing who never had such a device
Same here.
What a cool pic.
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82915945 [Report] >>82917207
>>82915366
A multifaceted reason, very nice! I hope you can manage to get huge boobs anon

>>82915914
Seconded
Anonymous No.82916006 [Report] >>82916026
i wish i could find the image so bad. it was a drawing i think from twitter with an amputee with a collar on chained to a wall or radiator. they were in a dim room with toys, video games, books, crayon drawings all over. the image was of the captive looking soooo happy as the person keeping there came home.

i would love something like that..... except id like to keep all my limbs.....
i wonder if anyone could find the image it was so cute
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82916026 [Report] >>82916081
>>82916006
Very interesting, why do you desire this anon?
Anonymous No.82916081 [Report] >>82916164 >>82917900
i found it!!!!

>>82916026
i wish to live a life like this for a number of reasons

1. kidnapping is the ultimate fantasy for me, has been since i was a preteen, appealing for multiple reasons
2. being a real person is stupid and boring i want to be a pet, im barely a real human anyway
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82916164 [Report]
>>82916081
I hope you find someone who will do this and not take advantage of you, anon. At least not full advantage.

Petplay as a relationship dynamic seems like it could be fun with the right person.
Anonymous No.82917144 [Report] >>82917216
this and zero children.
Anonymous No.82917207 [Report] >>82917228
>>82915945
Also it would make cosplaying easier
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82917216 [Report] >>82917228
>>82917144
That's a nice view anon
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82917228 [Report] >>82917278
>>82917216
didn't notice the caption on this one, thought it was just a POV waking up shot

>>82917207
:O What do you like to cosplay?
Anonymous No.82917243 [Report]
In no more than 10 years.
Anonymous No.82917278 [Report] >>82917315
>>82917228
Taihou from Azur Lane
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82917315 [Report] >>82917326
>>82917278
You know what? Nice taste :)

Oh, have you seen the previous threads on boob growth?
Anonymous No.82917326 [Report] >>82917580
>>82917315
>boob growth
No, I haven't, where can I find them,. please?
Anonymous No.82917444 [Report]
I want a huge fluffy G.S.D to love.
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82917580 [Report] >>82917594
>>82917326
This is the one i was able to dig up

>>>82745796
11san !!+1jPTNK1Lgm No.82917594 [Report]
>>82917580
Found the desuarchive https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82745796/#82759333
Anonymous No.82917900 [Report]
>>82911203
>aspie neetwife
>>82911757
>i want to be a salarywoman with a dragon loli
>>82913328
>pic
>>82913353
>le messy gf
>>82916081
>i wish to live a life like this for a number of reasons
Anonymous No.82918063 [Report] >>82918138
i hope people get what im referencing
Anonymous No.82918138 [Report] >>82918181
>>82918063
You want to torture and kill prostitutes?
Anonymous No.82918160 [Report]
>>82910059 (OP)
>posting a pic of something I want in life
It's really more of "somewhere I belong."
Anonymous No.82918181 [Report] >>82918257
>>82918138
no i want to be the tortured and killed prostitute. sorry to burst the bubble.
Anonymous No.82918257 [Report] >>82918271
>>82918181
Just walk naked into a black neighborhood and start screaming the N-word. I'm very sure you'll be able to satisfy your fantasy that way.
Anonymous No.82918271 [Report]
>>82918257
what makes you think I like black people? cant I have some standards towards my fantasy?
Anonymous No.82918287 [Report] >>82918496
I want a cock this big
Anonymous No.82918496 [Report] >>82918556
>>82918287
The head tiny though.
Anonymous No.82918556 [Report]
>>82918496
if the head was as fat as the shaft blowjobs would be literally impossible
Anonymous No.82919143 [Report]
>>82910059 (OP)
This, and lots of sex.