Thread 82910086

I asked a chubby girl if she wanted to be fwb and she said yes and asked me to come over. Bros, I might be a volcel.

>>82910086 (OP)
>>82910086 (OP)
>I asked a chubby girl if she wanted to be fwb and she said yes and asked me to come over. Bros, I might be a volcel.
AH HA!

>>82910086 (OP)
>nooo I can't believe my life isn't over!!1

I tried to get a fat bitch to be my fwb but she kept mentioning her kid, it was so annoying. She had amazing tits though, I wanted to fuck her so bad but I think she wanted me to raise her spawn so no thanks.

>>82910086 (OP)
Get the fuck over there and plap that bitch

Fats can be a pretty good fuck. But make sure she does not try to be more then just friends, better yet you should be seeing her as a slampig already

>>82910170
What you're saying is that you didn't have it in you to pump n' dump

>>82910086 (OP)
How do you ask a girl that? Seems very alien to me.

>>82911211
Hey wanna be friends with benefits? I eat ass.

>>82911254
What like on the internet out of the blue? I still don't get it.

>>82911255
Usually you're in a conversation with someone and the subject of sexual preferences comes up, or getting laid, or some other segue.

>>82910086 (OP)
why did you ask then dumbass

>>82911275
How does that come up in the first place and how do you get into a conversation like that with a woman at all?

>>82911286
>How does that come up in the first place
Talking about history and a boyfriend comes up and you ask what she liked about him and she makes a joke about something he did well in bed. Talking about cosplayers and you mention a preference and she asks for more details. Any number of ways as long as you don't shy away from sexual topics in conversation like a virgin autist.
>how do you get into a conversation like that with a woman at all?
Add someone from /soc/. Get the instagram of someone you go to school with and message her. Shoot the shit with a mixed-gender group of coworkers in the break room.

>>82910086 (OP)
The whitepill here is that if a fat chick will fuck you then so will a normal chick because men are either fuckable or not.