Thread 82917362

>bottom 5 things that have happened to me !!! >w<

>5 the tickle party :o
my dad was drunk, wouldn't stop tickling me and my siblings, i cried and hid in my room

>4 trying to seduce my dad :{
been in contact with guys with incest fetishes, got to the point of being nakey in front of him and tickling him in his sleep

>3 my spanking fetish :\
developed at 7, stumbled across porn online, my parents stopped spanking me around this time because they realized it was my favorite punishment

>2.5 my parents being ex cult members
>2 being lactose intolerant :<

>1 tickle party prequel :c
middle school, i had a sleepover with my friends - they all started showing off their bras - i didnt want to, i ended up nakey and they wouldn't stop tickling me

>contact
ig/dc : babylobotomite
>to that random anon that said im 15, i am indeed 18 :[

>>82917362 (OP)
What do you even want with people here? There's no way I'm adding you unless you give me photo ID you weird little freak.

>>82917362 (OP)
Why do people post their fetishes here? i'm not a therapist anon

>>82917362 (OP)
hey buddy i think you got the wrong board /soc/ is two blocks down

>>82917362 (OP)
shes underage and lying she posted on soc with this same shit aswell and her thread was taken down, do not message
https://archiveofsins.com/soc/thread/34436754/#34436754

>>82917404
darn it i was told not to post it on soc

>>82917438
shouldn't 4chan do something about it?

>>82917443
you were told not to post because u were underage you retard, why are you so deceptive?

>>82917443
you really shouldnt because soc sucks but r9k is not a place to get contacts
next time just make a threads without the ig/dc and talk with people here and then you can give you discord later on

i might add you later cause i would like someone to talk with

>>82917449
they never do so I gotta stop anons from letting bpdemons lie to them

>>82917382
You and op are free to post whatever. It is nice to just get thing off your chest sometimes.

>>82917462
https://archiveofsins.com/soc/thread/34436754/#34436754
you mongrelling retards are gonna get yourself in trouble

>>82917453
guys i pwomise im not underage

>>82917484
fuck off kid, being here isn't cool, no one is here because they want to be

>>82917484
https://archiveofsins.com/soc/thread/34436754/#34436754
the archives dont lie whore, two random anons who dont know eachother have no reason to lie randomly about your age specifically, your not worth that much energy

>>82917484
okay, what do you want to talk about? do you want to talk about tickling? do you want to talk about your parents and friends?
do you want to talk about my dick, which is probably older than your father's?
you're not giving me much to work with here

>>82917484
wood u play lobotomy simulator wit me >///<
https://www.roblox.com/games/80399239366861/Lobotomy-Simulator

>>82917362 (OP)
Why don't you just talk on here? Stop looking for attention and friends so much. Anons on here are probably worth more talking to or willing to be your emotional punching bag just only anonymously.

>>82917494
clearly i am ;3

>>82917362 (OP)
Why are people who werent even born when 9/11 happened typing like that holds up spork penguin of doom copypasta? It is creepy. Its like you have no discernible personality of your own other than pure simulacra.

>People less than half my age posting here

Grim

>>82917362 (OP)
Jana is that you?

>>82917362 (OP)
Why do you smell like poop

>>82917519
your online at 15 posting about how you got touched and tickled and think your worth lying over for no reason

yep future narc god-bless your future boyfriend who will not know about your whorish activities online

>>82917494
>>82917665
>calling a 15 y/o a whore
why do i have to share this board with literal bottom-of-the-barrel subhuman trash like you. please shut the fuck up and die, thanks.

>>82918309
>this bitch that's old enough to try to get older men marked as sex offenders for life because it's quirky and funny to her is just a poor widdle baby
Terminal muttbrain and reddit faggotry, and you don't have to share the board, you can get off it since it's not for you anyway. There's a lot of alternate activities you could pursue like getting raped to death by niggers

>>82918484
>you can get off it since it's not for you anyway
you're the outlier, actually. i've never witnessed an anon call an underage a whore so you're the first to reach that level of vile
> There's a lot of alternate activities you could pursue like getting raped to death by niggers
on second thought you're probably underage as well.

>>82918541
Slop reaction image plus slop post, and you probably haven't witnessed that since you're a retarded newfag that got off the raft from TikTok or Reddit five minutes ago. I'm actually not the anon who called her a whore, but you can suck my big truecel cock anyway, OP is a definitely a worthless slut that should have been aborted by her worthless slut mom. Cry about it.

>>82917531
because that's how the same aged people talked back in 2007 anon
everyone is retarded at some point in their life, but you've gotten older.

>>82918568
>why dont women Iike me?

>>82918615
kek, I forgot that women know what I post on 4chan by looking at me and sense my incel aura, but their ability to do that fails when it comes to Chads who beat the tar out of them, hence why they virtually all cry about an "abusive" ex. Retard.

>>82917362 (OP)
This is so disgusting, why do women my age do this while I'm forced to deal with my thoughts, I fucking hate this world.

>>82918698
I'm 18, not 15

>>82918710
>Sorry you'll need to verify your age by uploading your government ID to our servers before making any more posts!

>>82918715
I'm not OP, I'm Mr. Chud

>>82918798
>>82918715
That scared me lol
I was using 5G

>>82918800
Lol the timing though.
Also nice dub dubs

All this shit situation man, the fact that OP's a kid, the fact that I don't know if she or even he is fucking lying about what it's being talked about, the fact that the other guy called a kid a whore, the fact that the other other guy is complaining about that, the fact that now there is a whole rigamarole type situation with who's underage and who's not man. I don't have shit to say at this point, well I do.

(dear OP, underage posting is one of the few rules that actually seem to be enforced consistently so please, get the fuck out of here while you can pretty please)

i've seen her pussy, she aint 15