Thread 82917805

Rules:
> Post about yourself (ASL, Interests, about, ect)
> Include an image that is relevant to you
> Do not drop your contact unless someone asks for it, but you may say what platforms/services you are on.
> Do not beg

If you are a draw fag, you can draw yourself in the room here. I forget where I got the image.

Can you like kys op?

>>82917805 (OP)
hi i'm neptune!!!!! i like to sew and clean and draw sometimes (but i'm terrible at all of the above)
i am very sleepy rn so i drew myself sleeping

>>82917966
Is one of your fetishes sewing related? Do you want to sew yaoi men into a latex suit together?

>>82917972
that is very specific! and also none of the above! what!!!

>>82917982
If I make it hyper specific it's more obvious I'm not being completely gross plus it'd be funny if I guessed right

why do you have 4 fingers instead of the standard 5? Did you lose one in a drawing related accident

>>82918000
it would be funny if you were correct!! but my lips are SEALED
also i simplified the hand!! i drew this very quickly because im gonna snzzz soon :p

>>82918025
Oh! Your fetish is gluing yaoi men's mouths shut and spanking them. I have no mouth and I must moan!
Sure sure, you simplified it. I'm onto you, I know you've only got 4 fingers.

>>82917805 (OP)
egh, how cringe
but i guess it's a slow night and i'm excessively bored, so i guess...

> Post about yourself (ASL, Interests, about, ect)
28 year old guy who likes to play games, read manga, cooking, cycling, software, and talking to nice people
and who's also a huge cunt to make friends with but still wants to befriend others

> Include an image that is relevant to you
if only i had one

>you may say what platforms/services you are on.
i am on https://boards.4chan.org/r9k

>>82917805 (OP)
23M Canada
Interests: Frogposting and frog lore dumping to people I know irl. I've also dumped cirno lore on people irl and they were cool about it.
I walk around everywhere and look at birds and trees by becoming one with nature. I legit had an eagle bro take a bath next to me while I chilled next to him for like 30 min.
Is drinking with randos an interest? Is travelling an interest? those are basically consooming and experiencing life
I like talking to my bros about esoteric fitness knowledge and sharing weird food recipes.
yeah that's abt it, I'm consoom maxxed
probably gonna go rock collecting next week once the weather is good

>ASL
Too old, male, Earth
>interests
Turning a worthless, pathetic fembot loser into a functioning human being by enslaving and brainwashing her. Once she was a functional person she would be set free from the program.
>image
No
>contact
Inquire

>>82918071
>>82918079
>>82918095
>oh my le science I hope a le grill will ask for my contacts and I can get my very own lil fembot egf that would be so epic super style

>>82918107
>thinks I would date a slave
lol

>>82918107
poor attempt at ragebaiting, anon
here's a (You) for effort

>>82918107
what's your favorite type of grill? for me it's a classic metal box grill where you put coal at the bottom and then you use metal skewers to hold stuff like chicken, no gas needed, just coal and a match, le best!

>>82917805 (OP)
i'm a 25 yo male stockholmer. i like literature and long walks, but mostly i enjoy simply relaxing in my solitude and silence. drinking is nice. i would like to learn how to bake. i am a student, partly because i dislike working with people. i dream of leaving this place. i can't draw, sorry. very cool idea though. for my likeness there is a pic up of me here right now. if i were in that room i'd probably sit on the left and watch the trees, the birds and the sky through the window. i use /lit/ for discussion and recs and /r9k/ to turbopost and vent when i'm high. i occasionally browse /out/ or /fit/ but i never see anything interesting there. i tried using other forums and platforms but didn't like them much. i don't really feel like i fit in with you on here at all but i don't know any other places to go.

>>82918107
i would probably not drop contacts if asked. if i ever had a particularily rewarding conversation on here i might be willing to continue it on a burner discord, but nah.

So much intense desperation ITT.

>>82918203
You got 4 (You)s that's pretty good man

>>82918203
yeah. would we be here if we were not desperate for human contact? many threads try to be tough and edgy, but the entire board reeks of desperation. it's fine.

>>82917805 (OP)
>Do not drop your contact unless someone asks for it, but you may say what platforms/services you are on.
Translation: I'm desperate for contact but saying it sounds too desperate.
>>82917966
Translation: I'm transgender and deeply vain.
>>82918071
>egh, how cringe
>but i guess it's a slow night and i'm excessively bored, so i guess...
Translation: I want to look above it all despite being a mental toddler and desperate for contact.
>>82918079
Translation: I am genuinely autistic and cannot be redeemed in any way. Want to go rock collecting with me?
>>82918095
Translation: I am deeply needy for affection and by playing into looking like an unhinged loser I can shield myself from legitimate criticism leveled againsy my genuine self.
>>82918183
Translation: I am as vain and vulnerable as a transgender so it's easier to play off the aloof stereotype. I don't read, I doomscroll on 4chan for 24 hours a day and fantasize about getting my life together one day (will never happen without my chosen GF). I am intensely needy for attention but too afraid that I will be rejected.

Does anyone else want one? One more going hot! One more left!

>>82918079
animals being cool with you feels great. jealous of the eagle experience. what is rock collecting like? does one look for rare minerals, or pieces to represent the geography, or what?

>>82917805 (OP)
Well I'm quite odd in manners I've been told, I like gardening I guess and somewhat old technology, I like to pirate media and idk what else, I'm a pretty boring person. I like to participate in the great activity of total indifference and living passing by. I also have quite a broad taste in music and a debatable big digital music library. my platforms are this website and, other imageboards I guess.

picrel is important 2me cuz that movies is very important to me and I relate with some aspects of him.

>>82918286
I forgot to add, I wonder what my >>82918256
could be, it has me thrilled
>>82918079
And that you sound real cute, man.

>>82918256
yeah i'd say you got me, the last anon, right. ouch. will you describe yourself or only criticize us?

>>82917805 (OP)
>post about yourself
no
>include an I'm
no
>do n
wasn't going to
>do n
x2

bye

Huh. Didn't think the thread would make it this far desu

>>82918305
>>82918286
Since you knew you would be observed, it altered your natural behavior too much to make a reliable generalization... But it's safe to say you are also extremely afraid of showing your authentic self and perhaps you don't even have an identity to call your own at all which contributes to your very vague self-description.

Depressed rn because I had "friends" who backstabbed me because a e-boy i orbited told them to do it. I really need loyal friends who will always choose me over anyone else.

Asl is 28 cisfem south California

Discord tag is sweetletters._

Im chickn. Im not a trans woman btw i just have a lot of 4chan trolls who dont want me getting attention.

I prefer voice chat.

I might cry in vc if people do add me. So dont add me if you cant handle genuine emotions

>>82918256
You're not wrong at all. People would sometimes tag along if I offered them to come with me tho. I guess it's like a normie hanging out with an autist experience for them. It's like le hiking but not.
>>82918272
Thanks, I just sat on a log for like an hour and the eagle landed for a bath. I got its back while it bathmaxxed. Sometimes you can find fossils in rocks. But sometimes I find cool stuff like a beer bottle's green glass that has been polished by water for years and years and it basically looks like an emerald rip off.
>>82918305
thanks anon lol
what's old technology to you? like walkman era stuff? beepers?

>>82918494
aw man i would add you but my gf would get jealous :/

>>82918466
>and perhaps you don't even have an identity to call your own
Might be accurate actually, congrats and I guess I appreciate that bit of attention.
>>82918550
Walkmans are a good example but also cd players from the 80s have always fascinated me in their design, and the very blocky and choppy looks of these pieces of hardware is very interesting, with walkmans and beepers being good examples.