Thread 82919090

I'm the 25-year-old jacked 5'11 anon with OCD whose goal is to be at around 15% bodyfat at 210 pounds. I want an older girlfriend who would guide me through college and the whole process of getting a career, salary bargaining, and everything to do with disability and employment. It would be really nice if she would also loving enough to help cover for some expenses. I want her to be 5 to 15 years older than me with dominant, empathetic, and motherly characteristics. I believe I can build a musuclar athletic looking body, but not much else at the moment. I do receive NEETbux, so I am not completely broke, and I live with my boomer dad who is finally making decent money. I also don't have a car or even a license at the moment, so it would be super sweet if she would also teach me how to drive a car as one of the first things we do together.

How would I find such a girlfriend? What are my options? I just feel like such a relationship would be so sweet and fulfilling.

>>82919090 (OP)
nigga, you're almost at the older guy age bracket
you should have children at 25

What I'm trying to point out in OP is that in a few months, I would be able to offer myself as a muscular, athletic young man, but not much really else. I consider myself to be fairly intelligent and educated, though. She could be what most men would consider a 4/10 or maybe even 3/10 with a bit of belly fat. I just want her to be very sweet, loving, patient, have financial stability. I am also willing to give a single mother a chance if she meets these criteria.

>>82919120
My OCD, having been born into a relatively poor household with an abusive grandmother, and likely other undiagnosed mental illnesses have really screwed me up in life, but I am in a much better position now than I was years ago, and the situation is gradually improving. I feel like I need an older woman to essentially save me.

>>82919120
You must be underage to even say this

>>82919126
>I am also willing to give a single mother a chance if she meets these criteria.
porn addicts are beyond me, do you think a bitch with her own muttlet is going to want to take care of another parasite?

>>82919133
people have kids at this age and even earlier
the point is that OP is to old to roleplay his mommy fetish

>>82919144
Actually, yes. In late 2022, posted an ad along the lines of "Feet Massage - Masseur in Training," and one of the women who showed up was this fat woman in her 40s who told me she had a 14-year-old daughter. She was being very flirtatious with me and talking about how nice her house in the country is and how much land she has there and how much fun we could have over there. She also told me she had a 14-year-old daughter. She knew I was a broke young man, so this didn't matter to her. I was moving at the time to the country myself, but possibly a different part, so the driving would've taken forever for her, but I should've at least tried to pursue that relationship. Essentially getting my own house at that age would've been amazing.

>>82919144
>o you think a bitch with her own muttlet is going to want to take care of another parasite?
Actually, yes. In late 2022, posted an ad along the lines of "Feet Massage - Masseur in Training," and one of the women who showed up was this fat woman in her 40s who told me she had a 14-year-old daughter. She was being very flirtatious with me and talking about how nice her house in the country is and how much land she has there and how much fun we could have over there. She also told me she had a 14-year-old daughter. She knew I was a broke young man, so this didn't matter to her. I was moving at the time to the country myself, but possibly a different part, so the driving would've taken forever for her, but I should've at least tried to pursue that relationship. Essentially getting my own house at that age would've been amazing.

>>82919144
>do you think a bitch with her own muttlet is going to want to take care of another parasite?
Actually, yes. In late 2022, posted an ad along the lines of "Feet Massage - Masseur in Training," and one of the women who showed up was this fat woman in her 40s who told me she had a 14-year-old daughter. She was being very flirtatious with me and talking about how nice her house in the country is and how much land she has there and how much fun we could have over there. She also told me she had a 14-year-old daughter. She knew I was a broke young man, so this didn't matter to her. I was moving at the time to the country myself, but possibly a different part, so the driving would've taken forever for her, but I should've at least tried to pursue that relationship. Essentially getting my own house at that age would've been amazing.

>>82919144
>>82919170
She knew I there was something wrong with me, like I was a broke young man, but she really wanted me to be her boyfriend and move in with her in her nice house, emphasizing how nice everything was.

>>82919159
>>82919163
>>82919170
moot fix this
that sounds like a deathtrap anyway

>>82919132
Do they really give you 'Neetbux' for OCD? How can I cash in?

>>82919184
>that sounds like a deathtrap anyway
I actually do have OCD. I corrected the post twice and deleted the older posts. Why do you think it would've been a deathtrap?

>>82919192
Have a years-long mental health record and find a federal social security lawyer who specializes in SSI.

>>82919193
Lonely, broke young men are the prime prey for marriage scams. How she mentioned these wonderful things awaiting you make it look like a cheap advertisement.
Most probably she was looking for a full-time caretaker for her kid, if we ignore more sinister possibilities

>>82919200
>Years long mental health record
That basically eliminates the possibility for me since I've never really consulted a professional. People expect so much out of useless people.

>>82919090 (OP)
>25-year-old
>I want an older girlfriend who would guide me through college and the whole process of getting a career
Anon, I...

>>82919227
>Most probably she was looking for a full-time caretaker for her kid, if we ignore more sinister possibilities
Easy. I'd do all the housework and cooking (My dad is actually a chef, so I know a lot.), and I'd function as a caretaker for her daughter. She really did show interest in me. I find it unlikely that she would've pursued a relationship with me if she didn't fundamentally like me. I do receive NEETbux, so that would be my cash income and health and dental insurance, but I would have a pretty nice roof over my head, a lot of land to play around with in the country, and a woman to fuck.

>>82919254
not sure about all of these, it's not like she was unable to fake niceness until you're already deep inside of that whole situation
but it's in the past anyway, my point is to stop thinking with your dick

>>82919285
>it's not like she was unable to fake niceness until you're already deep inside of that whole situation
Possible. Still, from a looks perspective, she would've been getting a pretty good deal from me. Not many fat bitches in their 40s could just start dating a muscular 22-year-old guy who wasn't that fat. I She seemed to really want me. It's very possible that she had been married to a relatively wealthy man and just ended up divorce raping him.