Thread 82950621

>Get a wife
>Get in shape
>Get benefits
>Make friends
seriously it'd solve 100% of your problems in life

>>82950621 (OP)
I don't want the cocktail of goy jewce they inject you with during MEPS. I don't want a wife, that's retarded. I'm already in shape, military would make my body worse with shit nutrition, shit sleep, and constant wear on my joints. Benefits are good though you have to fight for them sometimes and you need to get everything in writing because they'll lie to you. I don't want friends. I can make friends right now by speaking to my coworkers and doing things with them. That sounds horrible I'm not doing that. It would solve one problem in my life which to be fair is a significant problem but it's not worth the additional problems I would face like having some guy tell me what do and if I disobey I'm 10 times more fucked than if I disobey my non military boss.

>>82950621 (OP)
i was rejected when i tried to join out of hs

i got rejected doe
sounds fucking lame anyway. 95% of service members dont do shit during their contract besides be forced to trim the lawn with a pair of tweezers all day

It did solve the problems of a guy I used to be friends with from the r9k skype group for my state. He was a skinny loser that could only pull bpdemons and was really depressed even cut some girl's name into his leg. He joined the military and filled out, got a chad jawline and buffer, and got married within a year. I'm not even fucking joking. Wishing you well A

>>82950687
>>82950686
Try again, I.hear they really want you

Military wives... Yikes

my iq is more than 10

My oneitis used to be pretty fucking chill and feminine, solid wife material. Her whore sister convinced her to join the military and she started getting the dumbest tattoos, started dating around, and now she's in her 30s, single, and nowhere near as cute as when she was in her 20s. She used to talk all the time about wanting to have a family and stuff, turned into a huge whore.

I don't know why you're making this thread, a military career for white men was never less popular than it is now. The only white people you find in the military are drug addicts with absolutely no other option.

>>82950621 (OP)
I'm 33 so it's too late for me now and the world has gotten more unstable so there's more of a risk. I should've done it though.
>join military
>get into great shape
>get stationed in some fun country like Japan
>Never have to see combat
>Fake injury after a few years
>$4k/month for life
>Entire population of boomers in America propagandized to worship me as a hero
Would've been a nice life.

>>82951228
I would date the Mexican he looks cute and humble

>>82951254
Yep, seems self-sacrificial. He's a huge payday waiting to happen for a lucky, loving woman.

>>82950621 (OP)
Military cyber is actually not a bad choice.

>>82950621 (OP)
My vision fucking sucks and these retarded niggers don't let people with shitty vision in. Fuck the military and fuck the police.

>>82951277
You're fucked up man I just meant by humble he wouldn't be a pos bravado type scrote
But honestly now that I look at him closer his hair is groomed really well with a little slut curl
Yeah he's a fuckboi...

>>82951360
So true. You're better off alone.

>>82951229
The max age to join is like 45.

>>82951352
Lol get fucked 15/20 fag
>t.20/20 vision

>>82950621 (OP)
I can't, I'm almost disabled

>>82951208
>30s, single, and nowhere near as cute as when she was in her 20s
it's called aging. this happens to every woman

>I speak Chinese
>firing shit in ROC army
>you need nco to command soldier otherwise they don't fire a damn thing
>their strategy is defensive
>oldest cannon and plane ever
Yeah I am cuck but I fucked in the end
>get heart surgery after working delivery 10 years as suicidal drone

I joined the navy at 28. Did it for 10ish years. About to get out cause it fucking sucks. Glad I did it though. Have a bunch of career prospects, advanced pretty fast, saw some cool shit. On the other hand I joined the only branch that really works and deploys the most. Worked something like 110 hour work weeks on the ship in port. Was deployed for a year straight during covid. Averaged 290 days underway a year or something the whole time I was there. Gained some light trauma and fucked up my back and joints and stuff.

It may or may not be worth it to you. If you can get an eternal shore rate the navy is cake. If you go to a ship, just know you are gonna work your fucking ass off. If you have nothing though the navy basically forces you to learn some form of social skills. There's ALOT of autists in the navy. There was a pretty big dnd group and a magic group that played underway.

>>82950621 (OP)
>get a wife
if you want a hamplanet then sure
>make friends
if you cant do this already, the military will not provide them for you, and you will know exactly what people think of you.

the other two are true, although you need to ensure you maximize them. join the military either because it is your only option for a job or because you are not retarded and will use the benefits it gives you. this is as true as it gets.

>>82950621 (OP)
Its nit the same as I was little, I cant kill whiever I want and do whatever I want with anyone I want like the ogs, no fun like the ogs had, now you just die like a retard for some rich elites

>>82951296
Is that an emblem for ants?

>>82950621 (OP)
>Get a wife
i'm too mentally ill and chick that marry military are trash.
>Get in shape
i was in shape before i joined.
>Get benefits
only benefit is getting paid. I am too stupid to go to school.
>Make friends
you have to mask 10x more to fit in. i have no friends.

i hate this shit. don't join anon.

>>82950621 (OP)
I have no idea why niggas who join the military decide to get married and have an entire family that they know they won't be seeing for months at a time, and expect them not to cheat. Like just join the reserves or the national guard or something. I remember the first time I asked my mom as a kid why this guy who wasn't my uncle was always around when he was deployed and she told me to ask her lmao.

>>82950621 (OP)
Because Im probably on the spectrum, terrible under pressure, and prone to taking shit personally.

>>82953303
>You are never too mentally ill for the kind of woman who would marry a soldier!
>You can get in better shape.
>You can learn what tricare health insurance is.
>If you have to mask that much to join, then it will teach you how to masj more effectively.
Nice try, excuses invalid

>>82951228
Who said anything about race? The military supports diversity and diversity initiatives

>>82950621 (OP)
I think if I were to join I would avoid relationships, then get a younger girl when I get back home

my biggest problem with AI is how it enables autists to be autistic without any effort at all and shit out garbage like this

>>82953374
There is something to be said about the human psyche and our ideas of love when it comes to cheating military wives. If cheating spikes when the husband is not around, do we even love?

>>82953403
>You are never too mentally ill for the kind of woman who would marry a soldier!
you underestimate my power level, normfag.
>You can get in better shape.
i agree but i don't care
>You can learn what tricare health insurance is.
if i went to mental health, i would get discharged.
>If you have to mask that much to join, then it will teach you how to masj more effectively.
masking is an unhealthly coping mechanism and destroys your sense of self.

>>82953477
its a problem that both sides have to address, just like any other long distance relationship or relationship were you dont see each other for long stretches of time. some people accept that it might happen and dont think about it, others choose to believe theyll stay faithful

>>82953563
its strange you can build an entire life together, have kids, but if a wife or a husband goes away on deployment for a couple of months, cheating becomes a high possibility, maybe im just struggling to let go of the idealized version of love, but when you see it like that it just makes us look like horny monkeys

>>82953499
>You underestimate how much crazy a military wife will put up with.
#TheFutureIsFemale
>Even if you don't care, it's important to have an organization caring for you!
>There you go, full discharge with benefits!
>Maybe you need to learn to cope
Excuses still invalid.

>>82950621 (OP)
You keep posting this shit but in reality when my oneitis went to the military I stayed at home being faithful to him while he cucked me.

>>82953439
My biggest problem with AI is it allows faggots with LLMs to shit up threads instead of being funny

>>82953616
the reality is that everyone gets lonely especially when it comes to the lack of physical affection. some people cope with it and some people cant others cant. if it were that simple then long distance relationships would be just as emotionally fulfilling as normal relationship to everyone

>>82953657
So let me get this straight, instead of keeping the birthrate up for the country the person you loved signed their life to fight and die for, you just stood around doing nothing?
I hope he reproduced elsewhere. You kinda deserve it to be honest

>>82953690
You somehow got a laugh out of me so here's your (You)

>>82953679
What even is love? Damn man

>>82953653
>There you go, full discharge with benefits!
personality disorders are classed as pre-existing by the VA. 0% benefits.
>Maybe you need to learn to cope
i do with alcohol and self harm.

>>82953756
>Then say it's PTSD. Problem solved.
>Alcohol is perfectly acceptable.
Excuses invalid

>>82953679
That's why it is a civilians duty to support not just the troops, but their wives as well

>>82951352
>Put on glasses
Excuse invalid

>>82953792
>tell the doctor that is diagnosing you what to diagnose you with
are you a retard?

>alcohol good, masking bad
are you a retard?

>>82950621 (OP)
I actually considering joining since I just have no other options. Jobs I had experience for didn't hire me, and I'll feel like killing myself if I work some retail job.

Fuck my life

>>82953913
>No I'm a pragmatic problen solver, not a retard
Excuses invalid
>>82953914
You should join.
There is literally 0 down side

>>82951883
Were the dnd and magic groups nukes?

>>82951883
>There's ALOT of autists in the navy. There was a pretty big dnd group and a magic group that played underway.
thats comforting because if i ever go in I dont want to feel alone in my weirdness

>>Get a wife
That will cheat on you during your tour of duty and eventually write you a Dear John letter while you are in another country.

>>Get in shape
You can get in shape at any time. You don't need to be forced into it. Most in the military end up despising PT and many come out of Basic injured.

>>Get benefits
Have you not seen the VA fiascos?

>>Make friends
Make acquaintances with many of the same issues you have.

Nice try, bitch. Get out of your basement with your racebait spam. Your mom needs to smack you harder.

Honestly wouldn't really recommend the military at this point in time. Our secwar has some objectively dogshit ideas. But if you want to make a metric fuck ton of money out of the military, join the navy as a nuke. They'll have you working on nuclear plants on carriers and subs.

>>82954444
Imagine being such a faggot you rather not get pussy ever than slay some puss and dump the trash to the curb.

>>82955213
Imagine spending days on end spamming this shit when you are on neetbux.

>>82955654
Imagine crying about it on a thread thinking anyone gives a fuck

>people actually replying to the OP dumping his AI generated cuck porn
sometimes I forget you guys are actually autistic and can't pick up on subtext

>>82955875
Naw, it's all real pics, not AI.
soldiers love it when civilians fuck their wives, they think it's funny