Thread 82955272

i wish it was easier to kill myself, i am going to have to use a painful method because for some reason suicide is illegal, oh well

>>82955272 (OP)
big rock crush head

>>82955280
i tried hitting my head on the wall / with my hands , it wont kill me at all , im going to try freezing to death outside this winter.

>>82955295
sadman in for rude awakenening

>>82955272 (OP)
You are under arrest for committing suicide. This is a crime and you are hereby sentenced to death.

>>82955301
im not sad, and freezing in sub 32 degree f temps will induce death in 4 hours or less , i did my research

>>82955318
>me not sad
>want kill self
sadman not make sense

>>82955351
Let me explain in grug terms, friend
>Sad man no sad, but yes want death. Why?
>See it no sad nor happy, these thing, BOTH strange and confuse Sadman
>Sadman want neither happy, nor sad
>Sadman see both cave and berry as same as lion and spear
>Bad, good, freiend, food, merge into each other for Sadman
>And sadman wants nothing to do with any, just sleep now .
That make sense?

>>82955378
sadman missing key

>>82955389
Sadman want no family, sadman always war when same cave as others.

>>82955430
Sadman liar grug not stupid, sadman loss

>>82955466
Sadman always called liar when talk of himself. Sadman no understand. Sadman no like family, always war when same cave, simple as .

>>82955486
sadman real family not reflect desire for ideal family.

yup fuck you

>>82955504
Sadman no want family, many many reasons. Sadman no meet any creature that he not fight after some moons. Sadman not even be friend of tamest wolf. Sadman no see why want friend. Sadman no see why want family. Sadman confused.

>>82955536
Sadman belong where river ramble, sadman belong where eagle fly. Sadman need be where spirit run free, sadman his find corner of sky.

>>82955568
Sadman go to sky , yes , ha ha , sadman go where fire go after burning .

>>82955576
Sadman eat wild mushroom climb big rock, problem go way

>>82955592
Sadman hear same advice many moons ago, that no work

>>82955620
sadman not do enough, sadman need retreat, sadMEN need find nature

>>82955631
Me hate nature, nature ugly, me at war with nature, just like me war with sky

>>82955647
Man at war with self and wonder why not happy, Grug laugh if not true

>>82955661
Me say me not care if happy or sad. You see different world then me . Me hate world, hate sky, hate earth, hate all. Me go to war on own body, destroy body, then me be free . You still as if in trap , all under sky caught in big trap

>>82955685
Grug recognize trap only trap if see as trap, Grug free, not construct prison of own design today!

>>82955752
well grug smarter then me , me only see trap

>>82955765
Grug thirsty, lay salt trap for monkey, monkey hand small and get stuck grabbing salt, grug trap monkey and give monkey all salt monkey want, Grug release monkey, monkey thirsty lead Grug to water.
Monkey want salt bad not let go because hole too small clenched monkey fist, only unclenched monkey fist go in trap. Sadman unclench metaphorical monkey fist and let go salt be free.

>>82955790
but what is salt for sadman then , me no grab anything

>>82955272 (OP)
Just jump off a building you fucking idiot. But I know this thread is actually a call for help, because even a caveman knows that method. So get help, feel better soon etc etc anon

>>82955797
Sadman hold something and not let go. That what cause sadman pain. Grug not speak for what Sadman carry, but Grug know.

>>82955816
i tried getting rooftop access to a few different buildings but all were locked, what do i do?
not a call for help legit really need to kill myself.

>>82955818
i see, i hold on to life , and body , and will let go through death

>>82955841
grug give up

>>82955868
is that not what grug mean ? that only meaning me understand . me just hate life and want die , sleep forever . Grug complicate things.