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Anonymous No.82955583 [Report] >>82955591 >>82955596 >>82955607 >>82955608 >>82955611 >>82955614 >>82955632 >>82955639 >>82955706 >>82955725 >>82955733 >>82955773 >>82955803 >>82955811 >>82955974 >>82956028 >>82956050 >>82956177 >>82956787 >>82956792 >>82956849 >>82957086 >>82957141 >>82957251 >>82957359 >>82957598 >>82958044 >>82958865 >>82958874 >>82958884
A woman needs help changing a tire. How fucked are you?
Anonymous No.82955591 [Report] >>82957359 >>82957451
>>82955583 (OP)
I'd just pretend not to see her and keep walking. Not my problem.
Anonymous No.82955596 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
I know how to change tires, but I wouldnr help her anyways
Anonymous No.82955599 [Report]
Women do not deserve help
Anonymous No.82955607 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
Tell her to ask feminism for help
Anonymous No.82955608 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
id be all like "ive never done it with a woman before but theres a first time for everything *wink* *wink*" and then her pussy would get hard and wed sex
Anonymous No.82955611 [Report] >>82955630 >>82955639 >>82957359 >>82957466
>>82955583 (OP)
>behave like a simp and fix the tire. she might even thank you
>don't fix it and you come across as an asshole
There is no winning move, unless you're chad
Anonymous No.82955614 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
finally it grug time shine
Anonymous No.82955630 [Report]
>>82955611
>>don't fix it and you come across as an asshole
Wow, she will make some 2 paragraph passive aggressive post about how all men are garbage later on twitter or reddit later that night. How horrible.
Anonymous No.82955632 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
how fucked is she you mean, im not stopping.
Anonymous No.82955639 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
>>82955611
Honestly, it all depends on how she asks.
If she's being polite and I see she's in genuine distress then I will help her as best as I can as a fellow human being.
But if she comes demanding that I help her and acts like she's entitled to it I'd tell her to go fuck herself and go on with my business
Anonymous No.82955681 [Report] >>82955684
changing tires is easy with two people, but challenging by yourself
so a little help is nice
Anonymous No.82955684 [Report] >>82955693 >>82955716
>>82955681
what the fuck is a jack i don't know
Anonymous No.82955693 [Report] >>82955856
>>82955684
You WILL left the car up with your own strength
Anonymous No.82955706 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
not.
my.
problem.
no pussy, no service
Anonymous No.82955716 [Report]
>>82955684
You dont know jack shit
Anonymous No.82955725 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
leave her to die. cars are cringe. bikes are cool
Anonymous No.82955733 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
I would tell her to call AAA.
Anonymous No.82955773 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
i'll rebuild an engine if i have to but im not helping no whore
Anonymous No.82955803 [Report] >>82955873
>>82955583 (OP)
Am a mechanic and therefore not fucked. But this woman is her chad bf's responsibility and helping her means being a cuck for said bf to whom she gives herself. I would not help unless she has a really good vibe.
But girls don't change flats and many cars haven't spare tires anymore. They sit in their car, get on their phone and whine until they get help if not roadside assistance. IRL women ask for help with their check engine light and things like that.
Anonymous No.82955811 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
This would never even happen. Women are phoneniggers through and through, she wouldn't even try to change the tire, she'd just call some service that charges a kings ransom to either come out and change the tire or tow her car to a garage. No way would she ask some random passerby for help, she'd be on her iShit buying the help.
Anonymous No.82955815 [Report]
Because social contract is destroyed. I'd love to live in a community where things were different.
Anonymous No.82955856 [Report] >>82956161
>>82955693
>You WILL left the car up with your own strength
Can
Anonymous No.82955873 [Report] >>82956066
>>82955803
>a really good vibe.
aka hot
fuck you moid
Anonymous No.82955890 [Report] >>82957021 >>82957458
Uhh I...

>Place the jack on that special spot beside the wheel, it's kinda flat?
>crank the jack a few times until the wheel's up and off the ground
>Loosen the nuts a little in a star pattern
>Remove them
>Remove the tire
>Put the new fella on
>Put the nuts back on
>Don't tighten them until every nut is on and screwed in a little
>Jack down
>Fuck her
Was that right?
Anonymous No.82955974 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
i cant fix a tire or do anything related to cars
Anonymous No.82955986 [Report]
helping others makes me feel better so I'd do it.
Anonymous No.82956028 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
you got a spare? Let's not make small talk I'm not sure if asking a girl to suck your dick in front of another girl that wants to suck your dick is appriopriate. I assumed she wanted to watch or get fingered. You got one of them wrenchy bits? either like a 4 shaped one or one you fantazise about hitting people with. Kinda might fit the lug nuts you got here with. Man it makes so much sense to have a woman driver if you're plastered. I don't know why I haven't got them to do this shit all the time too.
Anonymous No.82956036 [Report]
I'm a mechanic but I also have a wife. If anything she's the one who's fucked lol
Anonymous No.82956037 [Report]
the car did not help get the women
Anonymous No.82956050 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
>How fucked are you?
Hopefully yes. I can change wheel no problem so it'd be nice if she rewarded me with sex.
Anonymous No.82956066 [Report] >>82956133 >>82956142
>>82955873
Lol, if only you knew, hotness factors highly unfavorably with me. I'm much more likely to help an unattractive woman than a mid one and extremely unlikely to help a hot one with anything. Hot women have men tripping over themselves to hold the door open for them, they'll get simped for just fine.
Anonymous No.82956133 [Report] >>82956142 >>82956310
>>82956066
it doesn't matter if it fits the lugs nuts or not it's a steel rod you hit people with, maybe break a window if you gotta. Unless this fits those nuts. I mean it'd be comical to beat someone to death with a 4 shaped one too but how much lug nut deviations are there?
Anonymous No.82956142 [Report] >>82956310
>>82956066
>>82956133
Now that I think about it no wonder nobody hires me when I talk like this
Anonymous No.82956150 [Report] >>82956166
>So then this ugly loser stops and offers to change my tire for me!
>I pretended to be grateful and after he fixed it I gave him a big smile and said thanks and he grinned like a total virgin!
>Ahahaha!
>Yeah, so once my car was fixed I was finally able to finish driving to Chads house so we could bang!
>I bet that loser was lying alone in his bed thinking about me the entire time while I was in Chads bed getting fucked LOL!
Anonymous No.82956161 [Report]
>>82955856
How can we compete, human bros?
Anonymous No.82956166 [Report] >>82956191
>>82956150
I mean I think it's kinda fucked up if a mechanic doesn't drive it around after a bit. Test it out. See if it works. You'd be surprised at the stupid mistakes you make like holy shit I didn't put that oil lug nut that holds that back in again. I'm surprised this thing actually fucking functions.
Anonymous No.82956177 [Report] >>82956191 >>82956294
>>82955583 (OP)
Actually helped a girl change a tire at work last year. Felt nice helping someone else.

She smiled and waved when she saw me from then on but we worked in entirely different parts of the facility so I never really talked to her.
Anonymous No.82956191 [Report]
>>82956166
I guess there is a difference between it functions and I asked you to fuck with it and try to make it function.
>>82956177
Yeah? Nice.
Anonymous No.82956294 [Report] >>82956585
>>82956177
I mean it's like a year later and she's still alive, good job man. You didn't kill her.
sage No.82956310 [Report] >>82956334
>>82956133
Having an anyurism, fren?
>>82956142
Nah, there's plenty of non-talky jobs out there if you have other skills. And speech can be worked on and improved if you're willing.
Anonymous No.82956334 [Report] >>82956388
>>82956310
Fuckin I don't think I'm gonna work on your car but if you say so.
sage No.82956388 [Report] >>82956409
>>82956334
Yeah man, do work. Sneed it, keep it, habeeb it. The rest is gravy. Have a good night, fren.
Anonymous No.82956409 [Report]
>>82956388
Well if I was going to drink to anything it might as well be that.
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.82956546 [Report]
helping people is good!! i would help!!
+ i've changed tires before easy easy
Anonymous No.82956585 [Report] >>82956617
>>82956294
>she's still alive
Technically I don't know that. I moved to a different job.

That said she was still around for a couple months so if she's dead it ain't my fault.
Anonymous No.82956612 [Report]
>helping a woman
>in the current kali yuga
https://7news.com.au/news/crime/good-samaritan-case-man-to-launch-1-million-lawsuit-over-false-sexual-assault-claim-c-113980
Anonymous No.82956617 [Report] >>82956646
>>82956585
You stated she was still alive you dipshit. What the fuck is your problem? You bludgenged some cunt to death with a tire iron recently?
Anonymous No.82956646 [Report] >>82956679 >>82956719
>>82956617
>You stated she was still alive you dipshit.
Nigga re-read my posts, I never said that.

>You bludgenged some cunt to death with a tire iron recently?
You can't prove shit.
Anonymous No.82956679 [Report] >>82956750
>>82956646

I mean i think it'd be particularly hainous if you had to do it with one of those four things. Instead of just like bitch I'm gonna fix this and I'm doing what I can while I can
Anonymous No.82956719 [Report] >>82956730 >>82956750
>>82956646
Youi know what, fucking I aint sure why I get these stamps but I aint going to waste them writing to you.
Anonymous No.82956730 [Report] >>82956750
>>82956719
on second thought I will, dear fuck you fuck you dearly fuck you. I can spent a tax stamp on that and I hope you sincrely understand fuck you
Anonymous No.82956750 [Report] >>82956801
>>82956679
>>82956719
>>82956730
I'm gonna mail you my pubes, fag
Anonymous No.82956787 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
Im not the one with a flat tire so im not the one who is fucked lmao. Besides, ive changed plenty of tires in my life and could do it within 5min ez. Just the other day, some woman had a flat tire outside of the bar i was drinking in, I took pleasure in not doing shit for someone elses cum bucket. Im not changing some other dudes fuck pets tire for free, miss me with that shit.
Anonymous No.82956792 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
Not at all because I'm not dumb enough to stop.
Anonymous No.82956801 [Report] >>82956839 >>82956850
>>82956750
You a chic? I think thiose get confiscated before I'm suppose to reply about that. Otherwise you're just making the guards job harder. I appreciate your reply but pubes were confiscated before I can reply. Also I am not wasting a stamp on your pubes unless you're like a 2/10 girl. Please send more.
Anonymous No.82956839 [Report]
>>82956801
I mean no matter how my mail gets filtered, you're going through so many loop holes, I'd think your a dude if pubes were sent.
Anonymous No.82956849 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
>help woman change tire
>get charged for sexual assault
Nah I'm good. She can die on the road.
Anonymous No.82956850 [Report] >>82956872
>>82956801
>You a chic?
No

>Otherwise you're just making the guards job harder.

I am the guard.

>Please send more.
Will do
Anonymous No.82956872 [Report] >>82956906
>>82956850
fucker. Fucker
Anonymous No.82956906 [Report] >>82956933
>>82956872
Fucker? I hardly know 'er!
Anonymous No.82956933 [Report] >>82956956
>>82956906
I thought so too. You try it.
Anonymous No.82956956 [Report] >>82957010
>>82956933
>You try it.
I'd rather not. I bet she has cooties
Anonymous No.82957010 [Report] >>82957037
>>82956956
When has that ever been an issue? You one of them girls that ask for a condom every time?
Anonymous No.82957021 [Report]
>>82955890
>Didn't check spare tire pressure first
>Didn't properly torque the lugs
You fucked her, but not in the way you're thinking. She'll be lucky if her car doesn't explode the second she drives off.
Anonymous No.82957037 [Report] >>82957202
>>82957010
Nah, I just don't open my legs
Anonymous No.82957086 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
>A woman needs help changing a tire. How fucked are you?
I'm not sure if you're having difficulty expressing yourself, but it sure sounds like she's fucked, not me.
Anonymous No.82957141 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
I am unfuckable, but I am also reminded of that one copypasta about a woman and broken car.
Anonymous No.82957202 [Report] >>82957309
>>82957037
Yeah? I bet you don't bitch.
Anonymous No.82957251 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
What does this have to do with me? She should call her husband
Anonymous No.82957309 [Report]
>>82957202
Can't even walk these days. They fused together back in '95. Fucked the alternator too
Anonymous No.82957359 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
My secondhand jack froze up while trying to lift my van to change a tire. A replacement jack I bought also froze up. I'm very lucky my extremely worn tire with the bad ball bearing still made it 1500 miles across the continent after returning from Asia last year. It got gouged open by a damaged cattle guard, then somebody patched it up, stole the TPMS sensor, and it kept going.
>>82955591
>keep walking
As a pedestrian, I never interfere in other people's car troubles. The last thing some broken-down motorist foid wants is a pedestrian male (a class she is always safe from inside her locked car) suddenly honing in on her while she's outside her safe space.
>>82955611
As an unpaid male assistant, I'd stand there and tell her what she needs to do and make her do it. Get dirty, bitch. It's not my car, I'm not going to lie in the gutter to fix it unless you pay me. Chances are such a girl would just abandon the car and order a rideshare to her destination, maybe calling it in to a shop to have it towed in and get the tire replaced. Roadside assistance is for females BTW. If you're male and break down somewhere remote, they will not come and pick you up, because they'll only pay $100 for a tow, and most rural tows cost more than that.
Anonymous No.82957451 [Report]
>>82955591
i literally do this all the time, 3 times is the minimum someone needs to call me before i can't ignore it anymore
Anonymous No.82957458 [Report]
>>82955890
>breaking the lugs after jacking up the car
No
Anonymous No.82957466 [Report]
>>82955611
she might accuse you of rape or sexual assault, just because she wants the attention.
Anonymous No.82957598 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
>Woman: "Hey anon, can you help me change my tire?"
>Me: "Righty tighty, leftie loosy"
>Also me: Walks away, refuses to elaborate
Women told us men that they don't need us anymore, so all I can do is give her a hint and let her figure it out on her own. :)
Anonymous No.82958044 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
Did it on my car and I know from experience my bodyweight is enough to get lugnuts tight enough to meet spec on it. As long as it's not a big ass truck I should be good.
Anonymous No.82958865 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
hand her a phone, tell her it orders a tow truck, you know what else? it orders a pizza
Anonymous No.82958874 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
Unless she has sex with me she can fuck off
Anonymous No.82958884 [Report]
>>82955583 (OP)
no problem, because I'm not a woman or a faggot.