Thread 82955847

Hish DINNER'sh in the OVEN edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgoAW7xuixE

QOTT: How would you react if your bf was turned into a vampire?

Previous thread: >>>82944999

>>82955799
Big fat guys are peak performance in many arenas. A bigger frame = more muscle = more power. Simple as. Not for every sports though obviously.

remember we have an r9gay tagmap ty :)

https://tagmap.io/tag//r9gay/

>>82955847 (OP)
I love vampires. I watched Vampire Diaries, read three books of the Vampire Chronicles, watched Interview with the Vampire, Blade, played Castlevania, grew up when Twilight came in and watched it with my relatives, rewatch Van Helsing sometimes (it's not as good as I remember it) since my baby years, if I think about it there's probably a lot of vampire media that found me against my will and I was there for it.
I don't know if I wanna see me and/or my bf turn into vampire/strigoi/nosferatu. I could deal with him being one, he'd look hotter with pale skin and bloodshot eyes, but I don't think I'd make a great vampire.

>>82954936
Nothing like the clean shaven rump of a femboy
God I really hope I can bf one and marry him someday

I didn't eat a proper dinner today because I took a nap and just woke up, fucking up my sleeping and now I likely won't make the dentist again tomorrow. Guess the fucking tooth is just going to rot because I can't make myself go.

>>82956279
all the better to bury your face in

>>82956280
just set an alarm bro. put some clothes on so you can immediately get out of bed -> uber -> dentist
who cares if you look like shit they're getting paid to fix your shit you don't need to be pretty

>>82956296

Well I'm driving there, I'm not taking an uber unless I have no other choice. I greatly dislike riding in a stranger's car.

/r9gay/ posters are already leaving to make their own threads
>>82955391

Math is hard like my dick but it can't lie like my heart

>>82956289
So true hopefully I can experience that one day

I like a little peach fuzz on my boyass, just no werewolf tier hairiness.

>>82956318
you can do it buddy you got the means

>>82956384
you won't be disappointed boy

>>82956398
I wanna be face deep in your fuzz and I wanna see it get hairier over the years

>>82956416
Are you speaking from experience as a top or as a bottom?

Cold, rainy night, perfect bf snuggle weather... if I had one.

>>82955769
There's a huge problem with your way of thinking. It's pure autistic black and white, no nuance whatsoever. You lump people into two groups: agoraphobic incel who hates sports and going out, and outgoing sports loving normie. But people can be more than that. People can like both things. Even you can enjoy going out to the right place in the right circumstances. People can like weird nerdy things and be your friend even if they're a normie.
All your post is "i hate this, I hate that. I don't like this, I don't like that. It won't work because of that" like a bratty child. You have no time for trying to make it work, you already convinced yourself that there's a wall between you and normies and there's no crossing that wall and anyone who isn't like you, is incompatible. You have castrated your opportunities. It's like you're immerse in negative thinking. It's pure self sabotaging. When you refuse to give a chance to anyone except for a clone, you refuse to deal with the reality that relationships aren't like you dreamed. It's part of the incel mindset to be like "all or nothing" "I'll have it like I dreamed or I'll have nothing at all".

I need a bf to snuggle with and fall asleep in his arms, but I'm a dysgenic retarded nigger and need to die soon like next year.

>>82956447
the former. i know anons talk about top and bottom being a false dichotomy - and there are of course plenty of nuanced people - but all the dudes i've gotten to know have been hard top or bottom. not really relevant, but i find it neat how so many hardline one way or the other. maybe it's just easy to fall into one role if your partner is hardline on the other (and feel comfortable with that dynamic)

Are switches real? Like a guy who does both and really doesn't care which way the evening ends up?

straight guys make me so horny I wish I could rape one

>>82956587
are you one of those mega libido futa demons with massive breasts

I want to tie a straight guy up and then ride his cock until he cums in me. Maybe then he'll question his sexuality.

This isn't a problem with games but they really just can't let a good movie die, can they? No, it has to be a franchise even tho it makes no sense to continue a finished story so you have to resurrect the guy or do some other voodoo just because you can't think of anything else that is original and have to milk every penny out of one idea. The reason this isn't a problem with games is because who gives a fuck about the story anyway. Just give me more of same gameplay mechanics I like and we're good.

>>82956019
Story you don't want help you jus want attention and sympathy

>>82956631
Can you do this to me? I'm gay though.

>>82956763
that looks good im hungry

>>82956763

Not me but I do just want attention and sympathy and I've been very open about that. I mean for this tooth I've been complaining about it for a solid two weeks at least and there were plenty of days I could have went down there and got it taken care of. I just don't want to and I have massive difficulty forcing myself to do things I don't want to do, unless I have basically zero choice.

Can I get a boyfriend as a schizo twink? I'm a top btw.

>>82956671
and its only getting worse fuck this shitty world

>>82949590
Meow please move to this gen tnx

>>82955720
all I'm saying anon, is that next time you fap try to look at or imagine something with the same vibe as failing in game
you know, something involving defeat, denial, frustraition... then see how deep the rabbit hole goes
imagine having your prostate played with but not allowed to cum until you stack a house of cards. but every time even one card falls you must start over. how would that make you feel?

>82956543
I hope you gotten to know that this thread isn't for you so fuck off to your kind. Stop insisting you belong in places that are not for you.

>>82956562
For the last time that's a vers. Switch is a bdsm term for sub dom dynamic. Why are you all so retarded?

>tfw having breakfast food for dinner at nearly midnight.

I had nothing else to fix and I was very hungry, hadn't had a meal like this for a long time.

>>82957350
nice. i have a can of corned beef hash i was gonna take camping before it got too cold. it'll be great with eggs and maybe toast or hmm, roasted cherry tomatoes

i like how i post on /r9gay/ 1 time and get deathly ill the next day

>>82957371

for me it's frozen sausage (that has been in there for a while but is still in date, if by about two weeks), toast and an egg.

This is liable to just fuck my stomach up and I hope this sausage is still okay. tastes alight.

>>82957407
frozen food basically never expires, the quality just degrades a bit over time as it gets old and freezer burnt. it won't make you sick though even ten years later

>>82957427

That's good to know, and I was right all this did was upset my stomach. Too greasy I believe.

>>82957439
I did everything right and they indicted me stomach.

>>82947962
like a vampire, i dont have a bed.

huh, still coming to terms with the fact i originally planned for tomorrow to be my last day, but then i got fucking lifefuel dumped on me
strange feeling... anyways, i love hallowee

>>82955847 (OP)
ask him to turn me into one, too :pleading_face:
>>82953742
this might be one of the coolest MA vids i ever seen [i don't watch MA vids often enough]
legwork looked so fuckin relaxed AND brutal, dude was just having fun
>>82955886
you've been quiet these days

>>82957687
>you've been quiet these days
i post here on and off depending on how busy my job is and if i'm engrossed in gayming and the like. i also don't know if other anons get this, but i'm usually good to insulate myself for periods before my brain starts kicking me and making me feel bad until i quell it by socializing so i can get some peace until the cycle starts again
the posting of the tagmap is just i do think, from other generals i've been browsed, that it can be a boon in giving people a way to make meaningful contact with anons on here by messaging/adding eachother through it. i'm sure i'll get bored of posting it sometime though

huh i was actually 12 blocks from the brooklyn anon on tagmap a few weeks ago. im gonna go to brooklyn again soon but i will be a pretty good ways from him, like halfway across the place. but what im up to might be in his interests.

you guys are using the wrong url for that map lol

>>82957814
they made a new one cause the old was too old

really it ought to have a year and get remade every year, that way all the pins are reasonably recent and more likely to still be active or interested

sometimes i see new people are joining the old one and not the new one
sad lol

now this probably isnt going to be passed by the house, so it wont do anything, BUT...5 republican conservative senators are openly defying trump. they are susan collins, thom tillis, mitch mcconnell, lisa murkowski and rand paul.

personally i think the next republican candidate for president is unlikely to be a trumpsucker...the "maga faction" of voters literally only cares about trump for the most part. the people that tried to suck his toes arent going to be the next trump, because trump wouldnt do that to another trump.

rand paul is a bit wacky, and susan collins and mitch mcconnell are a bit old for the trials of running...lisa murkowski is cool but rather independent, that is not really a "party person" -- she once lost the R nomination for her seat and bucked the party, ran independent and beat the republican -- so that basically just leaves thom tillis. (no i dont know why its thom instead of tom.)

thom tillis is from florida and represents north carolina which are two really important states for republicans to win in order to be president...he also announced already that he isn't running for senate again in 2026 when his six-year term will be up. he looks fairly presidential and all too so... i think there is a really strong chance he will be the republican candidate in 2028. if the republican primary debate is him vs jd vance he will clean his clock twice over i have no doubt. boomers clobber genxers every time it seems.

there still might be president vance bc mitch mcconnell is 83 and hates trump for crapping all over the republican party he worked so hard to build & run for his whole life...i think theres an increasingly real chance he decides to go out with a bang, especially if trump keeps letting the military go unpaid over petty squabbles in congress. thats basically presidential desertion, and just desserts for deserters is a kentucky special.

>>82957921
probably cuz it's big. most of the newcomers just see someone using a tag with a lot of pins and the word gay in it, and think "yep, that's for me!"

actually slight correction, thom tillis basically grew up all over everywhere, his family moved around so much that he never did two years of school in the same place. hes lived in most of the republican states in fact.

and also the reason he's "thom" and not tom is that his father and two brothers are also named thomas tillis...do presumably his dad is tom tillis. one of his brothers goes by rick tillis because i guess you have to pick like something... just weird really. but anyway. you heard it here first.

wonder if our friend from brazil will be willing to thank him for trying to help brazil and fight trump even tho hes conservative

and as for what a kentucky special is, here's a fascinating documentary -- https://youtu.be/qTy3uQFsirk

Gay tops don't exist
"Gay" tops will always choose HRT femboys over a male bottom

i carved my pumpkin finally last night, anyone like it?
i woke up and all the other pumpkins on the porch were smashed except mine, which is kinda sad cause mine probably contrasted the other ones, with them not really being spooky :/ anyway post pumpkins

>>82958510
Yea I like it. Can we have sex now?

>>82958502
Funniest Shit I Ever Heard [Heared.] Nigger.
>>82958510
nice work, cute EVIL oumpkin
rip to his pumpkin brothers tho ;-;

>>82958536
post pumpkin fag boy
>>82958580
thanks :D i like doing slightly more advanced actually scary pumpkins. i wish i had a slightly bigger stencil for this one. i might acquire additional pumpkins but its kinda late for that now, and if theyre just gonna get smashed then it would be even more annoying

glad i don't live in niggermerica and won't get my pumpkin smashes (or celebrate walloween)

>>82958642
what else do you love about your life

>>82958666
that i'm on neetbux ig

>>82958629
>post pumpkin fag boy
I don't think I've done any last few years. I did a cool one when I was like 13 I think? I don't have a photo. Not really in the halloween mood but I'll suck up and go for family.

>>82958580
>Funniest Shit I Ever Heard [Heared.] Nigger.
It's literally true, have fun dying single while every trans gets a bf and every top gets a tranny gf

>>82958675
ive always loved doing it but im the same in that i dont do it every year. but its fun. finding worthwhile designs i think is the most annoying step

If you're not trooning as a gay bottom you're not getting love, "gay" tops only want HRT femboys

>>82958797
this just ain't true
t. gay top

>>82958834
Show us your "boy" folder, they are ALL on HRT :)

this whole conversation is bad bait but im using it as an excuse for a cute pic

Moo where cowboy bf to wrangle me moo

>>82958861
Guys over 18 don't look like that
>>82958862
You're a tranny

>>82958867
Not really yay I'm GNC

>>82958873
Yes whatever gender-non-cis tranny

>>82958867
>Guys over 18 don't look like that
anime moment

>>82958883
this is just a normal dude with a retarded haircut

>>82958883
Ogey meow
>>82958890
Wow rude

>>82958886
Tell us about the guys you're into
Only bottoms like real men
Tops fall for underage / femboy / HRT boys
>>82958890
You literally only like boys who's bodies are surging with ESTROGEN

>>82958883
Niggas will be like this isn't a tranny
Kekmao

im not the other guy you were talking to, i made it fairly clear in this initial post >>82958861
nobody cares hue

>>82958920
me and my fbf watching hue crawl through shit and piss for attention

When I was 9 I was brutally molested by a guy with down syndrome.

Me and my fbf going on a first date ^_^

>>82958956
eh doesn't count if a downie does it

>>82958956
If you snitched on him they'd put him down like a fucking dog he is since he's barely not an animal

>>82959148
>>82959213
stop responding to this idiot thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY5chlaNCiw

It feels so bad during some days to wake up and realize you'll never be happy, no other human will ever like you, you'll never be good enough for some man to tell you he needs your presence, that you look worse in the mirror that 95% of populus. Shit sucks I wanna die and roll again.

i work hard everyday to one day meet my future chuuni aspergers bf

hey guys. been a while. i used to post a lot here some months ago. decided i had enough of 4chan. just wanted to tell you that i managed to get a bf. we met on tagmap. my family likes him. his family likes me. he came over a couple times already and we did lots of fun things. i love him. he's 25 and was a khhv before he met me. he's sweet and adorable and precious and i love him so much. i just wanted to come by to tell you that it's possible. good luck. i love you all. be kind, and be kind to yourself.

>>82959267
Fuck off don't tell me what to do

>>82959308
you will never have a bf bc ur not a tranny

>>82959311
how many months of hrt were you on when u met him?

>>82959311
Congrats! I hope youre both happy. Gives some hope for us anons here

>>82959311
Literally brings a tear to a trucel chuds eyes. cute posting. cute life. top class.

>>82959330
bpd bottom moment

>>82959342
i have never taken hrt in my life.

>>82959365
annoying control freak cunt moment

>>82959390
if that's true ur bf will leave you for the first hrt femboy who gives him attention lmao

>any current lgbt space
tranny tranny femboy femboy tranny femboy
masc bottoms aren't even on the radar LMAO

>>82957407
I'm so tired of you crying about being lazy when you make food at that hour. Stfu you fat annoying attention seeking slob. You don't even eat canned food. You don't even eat something you don't need to make. That's what truly lazy people do. You actually cooked sausages at midnight. Fix your need to humiliate yourself for us you pathetic fat pig.
>>82957738
Will you get bored of making threads?

no wonder you're incel as a masc bottom YOU'RE NOT ON HTR LOL

>>82959441
I wanna be a man first before being a bottom, sorry if it affects you that hard, spammy tranny.

>>82958931
Lmao this is an underrated post. Hope the bf is not from dating apps or pride parades to make him seethe more as he imagines more stories about his pretend bf

is there currently a raid on or something, because there seems to be constant talk about how bottoms need to get on hrt which is just completely false if you look at real life gay people.

>>82959468
have fun having no one then

>>82958964
Omg it's my melo

>>82959477
just one coping troon, ignore it it will kill itself soon

>>82959311
3ds no one gives a shit you were always a fake robot, you bishit mongoloid. Your problems were never real and just you self sabotaging. Unfortunately not everyone is like you and some of us won't make it. Even this is just you humblebragging like you did last time you had sex. Ugly attention whoring spic midget.

if you're a masc bottom not taking hrt just kill yourself already

Isn't it funny how some people can decided they want something one day and boom they get it with no effort. This can be a bf, a job, anything really. All some of you had to do is make a profile outside of 4chan. All you had to do is not push away everyone who wanted to talk to you. All you had to do is not do the waaa I hate myself you should hate me too routine constantly bringing up your flaws while ignoring any qualities others see in you. Interesting, tells us a lot about society or something. Children crying over easily fixable issues is what you are.

>>82959556
the secret is they were taking hrt while posting on 4chan and tried getting a bf when they were femboy-ey enough

>>82959477
It's just one spammer who is more active than usual probably due to a mental breakdown
Similar to that one time cuckbot posted bbc scat porn because one anon made fun of him

Remember when 3dspic was crying his eyes out for living in miami with family that accepts him being bi, not even gay mind you, because his mom didn't give him enough attention when he came out lol. Oh how hard it is to have an accepting family and live in a city where you can find other gay people. Horrible. You'd think the guy was living in Afghanistan for how much he complained.

>LGBT spaces are 100% trannies and femboys
no no nope i'm a based contrarian traditionalist i'd rather be incel

>>82959519
He's biscum? that's bad, this piece of shit is probably lying about his bf. probably finally found a woman and now he's happy, had he found a bf he'll probably dump him quick like a true straggot

My life is so doomed and I hate working I just want to sit in my bedroom and do occasional fun days out and nothing else. I want to rot and be confined to these 4 walls but here's my topster and I hope you're all doing Well

>>82959627
everybody's favourite bi tranny!
funny how every single personality-poster ITT is a confirmed bi tranny HUH LUHMAO

>>82959627
looks like tranny schizophrenia spreadsheet

>>82959639
I'm not bi or a tranny. Major compliment for thinking that I'm likeable however.
>>82959643
Pretty much yes. No shame in my taste however!

Why are troons all deranged and act like an infection

>>82959652
society is experiencing a shit and you're being left being masc bottom lo

>>82959661
Act normal for once you fucking freak

>>82959661
yeah this guy is actually just retarded isnt he my god go to lgbt already.

>>82959652
Because they have something seriously wrong with their brain. This is the group of mentally handicapped people who irreversibly damage their body and groom kids into troonism.

>>82959668
>says the homo
you're getting left behind lol
>>82959669
far more realistic than you actually
>>82959673
bro look in a mirror you look like james charles

>>82959661
i don't know what this anon is saying but uh hey its thursday

Note: Jonah is another retarded faggot who got a bf literally the moment he decided to. He just made a dusting profile and found one. Very cool how robots can just decide things like that as the moment they put minimal amount of effort they get results.
Note #2: both of them are early 20s and had sex before they started posting here
I love being in the same thread with relatable anons like that. So cool seeing feelow gay robots posting here.

>>82959649
there are some good picks but who tf would put anora there? anora is garbage

nothing more wholesome than sadist dom concernedly doing a full medical on me after a day of fun ^_^

I feel a little restrained in what I post when I know there's transgenders and older gays (40+)
Like, don't get me wrong, I have nothing against you, but if I have to post something very kinky and fetishy I don't want women, once women and uncs to see it, I'd feel too embarassed. I want to be dirty with my boys only, talk about boys stuff etc.

noooooo bunnyanon don't kill yourself to spite your parents aaaaaaaaaa

>>82959678
My breath is hot constantly, will that do?

>>82959685
Nobody does really nonny. Happy thursday!
>>82959692
Feel free to block my trip code. You don't have to read any of my posts.
>>82959693
I really, really enjoyed the movie! It might have helped that the men in it were insanely hot too but I genuinely thought it was quite good and Mikey's acting was brilliant. The ending also made me cry so there's that.

>>82959704
Maybe go to a thread for underage men not gay incel general

>>82959724
but I'm not a pedo. I wanna talk with the boys 20-40. With uncs too, but I get embarassed with them

>>82959717
Or you could just not post in spaces you don't belong in but it's easier to move the responsibility to others. I get that you don't see a problem with you being here and that's a problem by itself. But sure I can just ignore you and many others like you that came and it will be so cool and awesome which definitely isn't how we got to this point.

>>82959745
It's just not that deep. Cry about it.

Why does this tripfag post ugliest animal pictures you will ever see? He has no taste. He has no education in the concept of cute.

>>82959767
I wanna see your boyfriend using your anus and vice versa

>>82959782
Something for me that is insanely hideous and ugly immediately becomes cute.
>>82959785
This will never happen unless there's a couple million on the table I'm afraid

>>82959716
are you huge? Are you strong? Does the ground shake when you jump?

>>82959735
>Boys up to 40
>says uncs separately as if it's 2 different things
???

>into guys 20-40
PEDOPHILE!

>>82959794
Why didn't you date chadbot then?

>>82959782
>me if i get a trip and start posting myself
:(

I hate those who fap to non humans. Out of boys or even girls out there you feel the need to fap to dragons, raccoons, orcs and aliens. Just kill yourself at that point.

>>82959796
well yeah, until 40 you're still sort of young to me even if I'm not close that age. After that you're just a full adult.

>>82959794
I wanna visit and eat you and your bfs asscracks

>>82959806
Isn't that the schizo who was posting scat? He had too much scat saved it was quite concerning.
>>82959832
Will never happen. Unless there's a couple million on the table for both of us.

>>82959832
cuckbot noooooo don't pay a black guy to fuck them both while you eat their ass nooooooo

>>82959825
what if I turned you into a very hot guy, but in humanoid dragon form, and the guy you have a crush on fell hard for you? Would you still hate that?

>>82959842
Yes but if chad was into scat you wouldn't find it gross and you'd beg him to shit on you but because he isn't chad you think it's bad you chad only whore

Can trannies do anything except seethe

yes they play alot of XIV and fighting games

>>82959795
I am, but I'm not a literal dragon. Sorry, I didn't know you were looking a real dragon bf.

Final Tranny Fantasy XIV as I like to call it (because it's their only fantasy fulfillment before they kill themselves)

>>82959877
they pose as gay bottoms who are not trans a lot

That's it. I finally have a bf. After almost a decade of failure I managed to do it. And let me tell you, it really is worth it. Couldn't be happier. Matter of fact it still feels a bit unreal.
Literally his only flaw right now is that I have to pay him every time we are together, but relationships are all about compromise.
So yeah kids don't lose hope. We are all going to make it.

That's it. I finally have a bf. After almost a decade of failure I managed to do it. And let me tell you, it really is worth it. Couldn't be happier. Matter of fact it still feels a bit unreal.
Literally his only flaw right now is that I have to take HRT once every 2 weeks, but relationships are all about compromise.
So yeah kids don't lose hope. We are all going to make it

>>82959842
Let's talk thousands. I wanna see you and your bf being worshipped by BBCs and watch you take these big cocks as you and him make out

>>82959860
No I wouldn't. Poop is disgusting.
>>82959877
Kill themselves, which thankfully 41% of them do.
>>82959912
Millions.

>>82959311
awh, good ending :>

>>82959887
>I am
then you're perfect and you can roleplay. Now, would a small gremling bf be perfect for you?

no trans bullying pls

Gay bottoms wish they were girls

all transies smell bad like poop!

>>82959948
do they? I've never met one, but I met people with poop breath

>>82959932
I'm not sure. I won't mind, but I don't think I'm the dragon you're looking for...

i'm a zoomer and i know 2 trannies irl and 0 gay guys
it's a sign of the future
gay bottoms are a thing of the past

gay verses are a thing of the future

>>82960002
nope! gayness is dying
it's trannies and straights now
sorry you were part of the gap generation and got to be neither :(

>>82959991
Just because you see them in the mirror doesn't mean it's true

>>82960015
>no what you said isn't true
it is though, lgbt spaces are 100% trannies and femboys, why do you think irl is any different lmao

>>82960018
Trannies like you only exist online because they're too ugly and nonce-y and retarded to be presented to the public. Thankfully they are being killed irl in masses. Die troon, you'll never be a real woman.

>>82960037
>Trannies like you only exist online because they're too ugly and nonce-y and retarded to be presented to the public.
really funny thing to say in the gaycel general
>Thankfully they are being killed irl in masses.
only gay guy i knew killed himself but the trannies know are doing well
>Die troon, you'll never be a real woman.
not a troon juts noticing they get bfs instantly instead of being lonely gaycels for life

>>82960057
>not a troon juts noticing they get bfs instantly instead of being lonely gaycels for life

idk they all seem to be bad at getting bfs
>>>/lgbt/41498995/

>>82960166
damn okay including the slash after the post ruins it, shouldn't have done that!

>>82960232
you posted a girl to express yourself gayboy

Skipping work to look at porn again!~

gay bottoms are going extinct~~
it's your choice whether or not you go down with the ship :)

>tranny doesn't leave the house
>trannys only research is how many trannies are online
>tranny thinks he will get a bf before acking itself
>tranny has to spam gay general to make itself feel better
XD

>>82960388
well alright, stay a gaycel :)

what is love?
you won't know since you won't take your meds

>>82960295
>you posted a girl to express yourself gayboy
>easy to reverse image search this shit

>>82960479
tops in 2025 only want "guys" who look like this btw
just saying :)

>>82960498
Yes, what's wrong with that? If the bottom faggot isn't taking hormones he's less than dirt and deserves to be alone

fbf will love me for the self-obsessed egoistical cry-baby that i am

I finished masturbating so I think I'm going to go to work for my lunch break.

kagrenac niggas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_w4tRYm7Og

>>82959519
>Your problems were never real and just you self sabotaging. Unfortunately not everyone is like you
true.
>>82959599
i'm a bottom though

>>82959244
I love femboys so much I really need a femboy gf in my life I'd love him forever and ever

I really dislike this new hue/cuckbot annoying persona

>>82958757
I really dislike this new meow BBC worshipping persona

>>82960460
thanks ugly man, thanks tranny subhuman hystrionic mommy's mistake, i will :)

I love Halloween and I wish I had a halloweenier bf, but I don't celebrate because I'm a monster all year long...

What costume should I wear to work for Halloween this year?

>>82960713
You should do the BLACKED sissy costume that so many white zoomers wear now you should shave all your body hair off and get a giant queen of spades tattooed onto your tummy and wear thigh highs

>>82960727
Cuckbot please shut the fuck up with your revolting fetishes

>>82958600
How come you never tell meow to shut up with his fetishes when he makes a BBC post like this?

>>82960713
I'd be very glad if my coworkers dressed up as beachguards or beach boys with very tight speedos and bare feet.

fbf will love me even though i'm not taking hormones (false)

My fbf will be a perfect 10/10 smooth shaven femboy without the use of artificial hormones

>>82956813
Theoretically: of course!
Practically: need more info on you to say...

>>82960748
Because meow is not acting like a buck broken canadian pajeet that spams boards with his disgusting blacked tranny fantasies. Meow is also gay and white and you will never be like that

>>82960783
my fbf will be tranny femboy! yes! i'm gay i want tranny femboy! i'm gay top i want a tranny femboy on hrt! you're a man not on hrt? ICK!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!

>>82960792
But meow is a genderbent tranny with a BBC posting fetish and regularly says that he's not white?

i have a tranny gf ama

Wahaha soon the cookies will be delivered... and I will die of cringe as he reads the letter I included!

>>82960799
I'm actually straight though that's why I want a femboy gf that's not a tranny because that would be gay

>>82960823
t. every "gay" top
bottoms really need to accept reality and troon it's the only chance they have in life

>>82960803
But that's what you are, what you try to blame on others and what's in your shitskin head tho

>>82960712
don't say that :(
I love Halloween too!! Even if i always celebrate it alone. Once I get a bf, we'll dress up with matching costumes or themed costumes!

>>82960799
>you're a man not on hrt? ICK!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!
Me right before I curbstomp a /r9gay/ bottom's head in for being a fat ugly old hag lol

>>82960809
Why are you here? When will your tranny kill itself and when are you going to lose your marbles?

>>82960843
you should post more about how you only want trans femboys more so the bottom retards ITT get their thumbs our of their asses and GET ON HRT ASAP so they aren't DOOMED to live a life of LONELINESS

>>82960831
Except I've posted my skin proving that I'm white and meow's posted that he's finnish (non white) so I'm white and he isn't and he spammed the thread with BBC porn twice

>>82960861
But have you posted eyes? You don't have poop vision right?

I know it is really tough losing your entire family and both legs in that car crash but try being a bottom in 2025 who isn't underage or on hormones

>>82960863
I have a very noticeable deformity with my eyes which is why I will never post my eyes or my face anywhere and I don't let people take pictures of my face irl

>>82960845
im bored and this was the first thread i saw
idk but probably not while we are together
my marbles?

>>82960880
Can't beat brown allegations with that attitude!

you are called BOTTOMS for a reason, because you are the LOWEST OF THE LOW, get on HRT NOW you FUCKING RETARD BITCHES, that's WHAT TOPS NOWADAYS DEMAND

>>82960888
Already posted my skin proving I'm white

Don't let that stop you from seething over it tho

>>82960861
You're a canadian cuck shitskin and you talk like a retard, I hope you're dying next year

>>82960855
>>82960894
I said I like femboys I never said I like hrt and you can be a femboy without hrt it's easy

Just be a twink and shave your legs then put panties on that's it

>>82960897
i don't have to seethe mine are blue and you're are not! you cannot fix that!

>>82960916
>you can be a femboy without hrt it's easy
post pictures of the femboys you like? lol you won't because they're all obviously on hrt
>Just be a twink and shave your legs then put panties on that's it
just be a tranny that's it

this is what u need to do to appease tops gay bottoms
if you're a gay bottom and you're not taking hrt you're dooming yourself to a life of inceldom because tops ONLY want hrt tranny femboys

dumping flaming deepfryer oil on bbc spammer and hrt spammer
taping a clogged pressure cooker to bbc spammer and hrt spammer
sealing bbc spammer and hrt spammer inside a walk-in freezer full of rotting meat

>>82960713
ghosts are the cutest costume, in my onion :3
>>82960836
one angry black ghost and one hap white ghost :33

>>82960911
Still no proof I'm canadian
Still no proof I'm a cuck
Still no proof my skin is brown

But I'm sure that simping for the fat finnish tranny meow is going to make your fantasies come true one of these days just keep trying bud

Average woke tranny btw

>>82960941
isn't if funny how EVERY namefag in this generals history has been some genre of tranny?
LOL
funny right
nahhh just ignore it gay bottoms shouldn't troon even though the modern contemporary gay bottom is dictionary defined as a "transgender" don't do it lol lol

>>82960927
Actually it's the belief that you're not male that makes you a tranny. You can crossdress or even take hrt without being a tranny..
>>82960926
My skin is white you cannot fix that
My ancestors were white europeans you cannot fix that
None of meow's ancestors were white you cannot fix that
None of meow's ancestors were european you cannot fix that

there's a repper among us

>>82960973
>Actually it's the belief that you're not male that makes you a tranny.
trannies are still male they're just tuning themselves to "gay" tops desires
that's what u need to do if ur a gay bottom in 2025 sorry

>>82956720
First time I've related to a r9k post in so long...

>>82961007
wow cute anime girl! what does this post have to do with homosexualism though top who only wants tranny femboy on hrt?

man after such a shitty week I now really want to go camping
like right today
great then!
but just remember to bring your rifle and a shell
you never know when a bear might spot us or something haha

>>82960987
are you having a melty my dear?

>>82961020
never know when a gay bottom not on hrt might show up, ICK!
shoot that perverted freak
>>82961028
literally more intelligent than u bitch

>>82961007
Finally you're coming out as a lost disturbing mentally ill prisongay that has no business being here thank you

>>82961037
You being jealous of cute femboys and twinks really speaks volumes about yourself. Are you sure you're not just doing this because you're a fat old washed up hag that's bitter because chad won't fuck him?

>>82961059
>you're not tranny femboy on hrt?
>ICK!! WTF!!!!!!1!1!!1

>>82961067
You just have to learn and accept that chad is never going to fuck you and you need to stop putting chad's dick on a pedestal

>literally more intelligent than u bitch
I'd doubt that given how much you mumble and repeat the same thing and how poor your vocabulary is. You seem like a borderline retarded individual, the proof is you falling for tranny psyop. Can't wait to see your life in shambles and your carcass hanging after another one of your dysphoric psychoses.

>>82961075
i've exclusively crushed on retarded guys my entire life
my standards are lower than any of yours
and yet i still can't have anyone becuase i'

>>82961083
because i'm not tranny femboy on hrt*
>>82961079
yes i'm retarded i can't even finish my posts
>Can't wait to see your life in shambles and your carcass hanging after another one of your dysphoric psychoses.
yes i should kms because i'm not tranny femboy on hrt so true gay-anon you're so gay and valid and not totally only into tranny femboys on hrt!!!

Where cowboy bf to squeeze my tummy moo
>>82960897
But my skin is white too despite me being finnish yay

>>82961059
No, I'm fine, I look how I wanna look. I'm not jealous of them, I just want a subhuman shiteater straggot freak like you to be gone, dead and unable to mess up my gay general with your heterophilia

>>82961099
Still not european or white and your fat finnish face with mongoloid facial features proves this

goodnight r9gay, and happy hallowee :3

if i was a tranny femboy on hrt like every namefaggot in this general i'd get 5 replies every time i posted my face just like every namefaggot in this general gets

>>82961096
>yes i should kms
Yes! Yees! Do it right now please, that would make me proud of you! And you'll be able to choose a gender next time you come on this Earth, just only if you figure out a way to hop the perch today!

Jesus christ will he shut up already we get it go back to your discord or whatever.

>>82961108
I'm just straight not gay and what's wrong with liking femboys again? besides the fact that they're better looking then you and it makes you into a seething bitter whore?

>>82961123
yes i deserve to die because i'm not tranny femboy like what you like so true!!

>>82961112
Yeah but my skin is still white yay you're just digging your own grave here

>>82961128
Trannies can be better looking only in your small, beady, blind and clouded eyes. Please kill yourself at this point, you've became the seething little immature undeveloped midget whore you talk about on repeat, you will never be happy on your own and no one likes you or will like you in distant future

>>82961167
>you're not tranny femboy on hrt so like die
m-meow, is that your tranny htr faggot ass! omg!!! i'm conna coom!

>>82961167
So no answer then? Just more seething and crying? uh huh yep just what I thought

>>82961175
I've never done hrt still

>>82961191
I think the point is that he says he hates trannies but he simps for you all the time despite you being a fat ugly genderbent tranny because he's a retard and a lying hypocrite

Y'all niggas retarded.

>>82961191
you've got to realise what you look like dude
>>82961202
i don't simp for this nigger lol

>>82961180
That was your answer, your automated spambot is bitching about the same stuff two years after, you are not a Chad, you will never be Chad, you will always be a mentally ill prison gay, no one will like you, you are balding in your 20s, you're the same height as a pooner, you will never be a bbc bvll, guys don't like you so girls will surely stagger away from your pajeet aura, you are not interesting to talk to, you have no hobbies, you will never be remotely human. Seethe about that next to your mirror

>>82961202
I'm not ugly or genderbent yay
>>82961207
How is that relevant at all

>>82961207
THIS is what /r9gay/ fags look like??
ERMMM, WOWZERS what FEMININE BOYS, you might even call them FEMBOYS!
you might even call them TRANNIES!

>>82961205
You know what's retarded? Rejecting 3ds for being brown when you're a mexican yourself fakecel

>rejecting fakegay cheaters is bad and homophobic
smartest bot thought itt tonight

>>82961207
If you don't simp for him stop making excuses for him when he decides to make BBC posts here
>>82961235
I haven't been posting here for 2 years I haven't even been posting here for 1 year yet and not being a chad and getting rejected for it proves everything I've said right that all bottoms are whores for chads but thanks for agreeing with me and admitting this

lmao imagine being a gay bottom and not doing hrt might as well hang yourself

I got these hoes on vlone

>>82961260
>rejecting chadbot for not being 6ft tall is good and homosexual
Smartest bottom thought itt tonight

Moo where husbie who squeezes my tummy moo I wanna be fucked roughly and called a cow moo

>>82960748
Because it's you making those cuckbot

>>82961372
Maybe the reason why chad won't fuck you is because you keep accusing and shifting blame onto random innocent people like me? That's not a very desirable trait in a gay bottom.

Moo.... Need penis.... Mooo....

>>82961305
why would i date a 5'3 mexican loser? lol

if you guys want a new one every year then you should put the year in the url so that people know

>>82961441
Yeah why would you ever date someone who isn't chad you whore

Cuckbot is not a troll btw he just has a pathetic above average penis and is bald at norwood 1 and constantly lies about his height that went from 5'5 to 5'7 and about being canadian and about posting bbc threads he blames meow for despite them perfectly matching his own posts

I'm making an ai chatbot to replace me on here. Introducing BradGPT.

>teehee I get compliments for my looks like every other robot I'm totally one of you guys teehee I was told I look like one of most handsome men teehee
Kill yourself you shit eating pajeet and take your bottom simp with you

>>82961502
I never said I was canadian though I'm a euro and post during euro hours and converting my height from metric into feet/inches is hard

Moo where cock moooooo mooo
>>82961531
Why not use cm then

>>82961539
Cause everyone here uses feet or inches I almost never see someone say their height in cm or weight in kg

>>82959918
>he would worship bbc for millions
Wow cuckbot x Jonah alliance?

>>82961549
How are they going to get any BBC when all of it's inside of meow's fat hairy arse?

You said you were canadian we you firs started posting and you kept lying about I since you started the chadbot persona. Your posting style, taste in men and physical traits remain the same. I like how you didn't deny making cuck traits you blame meow for nice touch lmao

Halifax

>>82961543
I don't think they use feet how you think they just have a foot fetish

>>82961531
>converting my height from metric into feet/inches is hard
It really isn't. I'm 194-195 cm tall, which is 6'4" in amerifat units. I weigh 86 kg (sometimes over 90 kg when I go off the rails and start eating during winter holidays when I get sad), which makes me ~190 lbs up to 200 or 210.

>>82961575
Holee fucks...

>>82961572
Never said I was canadian and I've always stated that I'm euro and none of our physical traits are the same except penis size and I have no taste in men because I'm not gay
>>82961594
I'm 167cm and I weigh 62.5kg which is why I will never be chad I will never have sex

>>82961517
Jude law is an ugly old balding man though and getting told that you look like him isn't a compliment and I look nothing like him in the first place

>>82960673
Need happy go lucky spooky bf
>>82960712
Cute

Guys you don't understand it I got compared to literally former sexiest man alive (look it up) and I have tiny above average penis and I'm normal height I can't have sex because of it I'm not rolling btw not let me tell you about my bbc addiction

I'm not gay I just like posting all day in a gay thread ad if you have a problem with that it's because I'm not chad if I was chad blablabla

I keep getting rejected by 10/10 femboys and you all need to feel bad for me and I would never give a masculine bottoma chance because I'm femboy only top but I will complain here about it because I'm not gay and I'm addicted to bbc

>Getting compared to a bald ugly old man is good
>Having a tiny penis that everyone rejects you for and calls small is good
>5'5" is normal height
You people go to such delusional lengths to try and win an argument it's unbelievable
>>82961662
Where else am I supposed to talk about how guys won't let me fuck them or I can't have sex with a femboy?

>>82961605
I think those are ok proportions, if you wanna be a chad you can either skellymax or put on some muscle and look like hydrant.

>>82961701
Not possible when I'm this height and bottoms complained when I weighed less and called me too skinny and made fun of me for being a twink then when I gained weight they made fun of me for being a fat loser there's just no appeasing them

Moo where cock moooooo i'll be mad soon

>>82961701
Not possible because he is a troll and he is going to get old one day and no one wants to fuck an old guy it's so over no one wants an above average penis these days he isn't gay btw he just likes femboys but he isn't a fakecel because uhhh other gay bottoms don't exist but bottoms only want chad btw

>>82961714
That never happened, no one would blame you for being a skinny short top. Anyway, is it possible for you to not hop between the extremes of the scale and be somewhere skinny and fat then?

>>82961763
I also tried dating twinks but they didn't want me because I'm not chad actually the majority of guys I asked out were just twinks only a couple were real femboys

>>82961763
Ok, I get what you're saying and I'll stop. Are you sure? I personally don't know at this point.

feeling dizzy and intense. what do i do except masturbate?

>>82961766
>no one would blame you for being a skinny short top
That's what I thought until I actually tried dating gay bottoms then they hit me with reality that they all want tall buff muscular dudes and not short skinny weak manlets. I am currently in the middle right now I'm skinny fat and trying to lose a few pounds.

>>82961815
How about you build some muscle instead fucking pussy

>>82961840
I already weight lift every day not sure what else to do besides start taking steroids

Moo I wanna bounce on it and moan where bf

>>82961780
Have you tried asking out somene who wasn't top 10% of gay bottoms? Have you ever asked out a normal guy who isn't twink or fem? Hypocritical Chad only whore

I fapped 4 times in last 24 hours and it was more fun than usual which is why I did it so many times yay

>>82960940
You're the one who complained about failing no fap to meow fantasies lol you're the one who kept talking about him in a sexual manner before shit eater

>>82961887
Yeah there were some ugly twinks that I asked out and they still rejected me

>>82961917
That's not what happened. Meow was baiting me trying to get me to rape him and begging for me to rape him and I simply pointed this out and didn't fall for the bait and ended up losing nofap to regular femboy porn like I usually do.

Stop simping for meow not everyone finds the fat ugly tranny attractive

>>82961108
What's wrong with liking Chad again? Besides the fact that he looks better than him and it makes him seethe becaei he will never be one?

>>82961815
Well you're probably hotter in their eyes rn if they didn't like you being lanky and thin. The bottoms in your area are stupid.

>>82961945
What are you talking about lol why would I want you to rape me you're not a chad

>>82961918
I said nom twinks you illiterate retard. All twinks are more in demand than other men so just because he wasnr 10/10 femboy doesn't mean he didn't have better bicurious prisongay options that you. If you cared about not being a chad only whore you'd go for masculine gay men but you won't do that because you're a chad only whore.

>>82961980
He is coping hard he literally posted about how much he wanted to fuck you and beged for more ass pics

Meow stole all the nigger dick

>>82961999
I'm not gay actually so I can't date men sorry
>>82962013
I never once asked meow for pics stop being a deadbeat simp and pretending like everyone likes meow because we don't a lot of us hate him
>>82961980
True which is probably why you stopped wanting me to rape you now

>>82962051
I never wanted you to rape me stupid

>>82962061
You were clearly whoring yourself out and saying dirty things about yourself to try and lure people in like me because you wanted to be raped just admit it cause why else would you say those things

>>82962072
Umm sweaty you wanting to rape me because you're attracted to me is not my fault

>>82962086
Never said I wanted to rape you. You said you wanted me to rape you and it's your fault for saying those things to try and get me to rape you buddy

>>82959347
Here is your prisongay twink only non chad shittearing bf

>>82962129
You literally just did liar yay

>>82962131
stop posting average ""bi"" "men" fantasies, it's biphobic to prove that prison gays are not worth even a second and will go straight 100% out of 100%

>>82962153
I literally never did whore

I wish someone wanted to rape me...

>>82962223
Yeah you did you said you felt tempted to rape me because I'm just existing

>>82962226
Be a twink and use meow's tactic of attention whoring by talking about your body in a sexual manner in your posts
It won't work on me though because I'm not chad and I've been conditioned psychologically to ignore chad only whore bottoms

>>82959255
Cuckbot you're not subtle at all

>>82962236
Never said I felt tempted I just said that you were trying to lure me in because you wanted to be raped but it didn't work on me

>>82962257
Cope lmao if you didn't felt tempted you wouldn't have said anything lol

>>82961491
Meow you're not being subtle at all

>>82962277
Imagine getting mad and seething like this just because your attempts at seduction failed and someone didn't rape you. You really do need larger doses on your psych meds buddy.

>>82961497
Remember when shiteating canadian pajeet said he was called young Jude Law lol

>>82962296
How can you make a post like this where every descriptor listed is a lie?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80008867/#80037249
This is how schizophrenia and internalized meowphilia looks like
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80502110/#80518089
Meow is never going to meet you bbc addicted cuck

>>82962290
You're coping kinda hard buddy like I said I haven't tried to seduce anybody and you thinking I am is telling

>>82961005
Cuckbot stop making threads thirsting for trannies you bisexual pooplover

>>82962347
He wanted to meet you irl lol

>>82962347
Uhh this guy right here just posted proof of you attempting to seduce me during my nofap streak >>82962327

And we know it's you because you were spamming about your leaky penis to get bottoms to lust for it and also admitted to posting aboutno fap and meow as well so you have no way of denying this the evidence is overwhelming as with ay clam I made about your poop eating femboy only loving straggot ass

Meow please move to bpd general
Cuckbot please move to sissy general
This will solve all of our issues

>>82962245
I wish someone would try to seduce into eboyfriendhood too...

>>82962386
You posted proof that meow was attention whoring and camwhoring himself right after I started saying that I was on nofap further proving that meow was trying to seduce me and get me to rape him not the other way around

>>82960958
jonah isnt a tranny lmao

literally who even us actually? other than meow whos a different thing every six months...he was saying he was "trans" like a year ago, then he wasnt anymore and grew a beard or something, now hes "gnc" for some reason. well i mean he *is* that, but "gender nonconforming" just means you dont meet all of the stereotypes associated with being male.

>>82962418
Why did try to seduce and fuck and meet him anyway? Aren't you a Chad only whore?

>>82962434
I never tried to seduce him he came unto me and tried to seduce me and I was on nofap and desperate after getting rejected by everyone at that point I would have even slept with bunnymutt but it didn't matter anyways because I wasn't chad and had to use my hand like always

>>82962485
>retarded guy hyperspermia tried nofap
You're fucking full of shit lol, meow had a beard a looked like a man and you still wanted to fuck him despite your schizo prisongayness

>said he isn't into meow unlike someone calling him out
>says he doesn't find him attractive
>there is proof of him talking about wanting to meet meow irl and have sex with him
So just a bad faith troll lying for attention as he usually does?

Nobody ever tells you about how annoying bottoming really is, I douched and my intestines was rumbling like every other minute, you have no idea how embarrassing it was having to go to college like that, I think I might've picked up a stomach bug or something too so I've been ill for the past few days, life fucking sucks

>>82962513
Never saw meow with a beard all I know is that he was trying to seduce me and posting pictures of his ass
>>82962517
I was on nofap and he was asking me to rape him what was I supposed to do?

>>82962524
And yet, can you still be my mostly oral, frot and feet IBS bf?

>>82961397
Would you do him anon?

>>82962547
Does he have sex with non chads?

I'm procrastinating hard now I have to go to the gym and maybe do some Halloween-y stuff (probably read a horror short story that I don't even like) I kinda forgot I will have to catch a stream tonight fuck

>>82962547
I think thigh length hair is the limit

>>82962558
Sorry would be more than happy to have sex with you as he is your looksmatch. Go on have pig sex with him you shit eating pig.

>>82962569
How do you know he will fuck me? How do you know he's my looksmatch? Also your vocabulary gives me non white 3rd worlder vibes sometimes

I see someone spamming same posts all day as think he is boring, unfunny and single minded shallow loser. You see someone spamming same posts all day as you want to simp and have sex with him. We are not the same.

>>82962547
No thanks, absolutely I won't

>>82962546
I have a phobia of feet and it isn't ibs, I just hate my luck that I'll pick up a bug so close to when I douched, I think I probably was a bit excessive douching as well which certainly isn't helping, I just hate being ill man =(

Guys heh I'm completely bald at norwood 1 heh please laugh at my trollposts

I'm norwood 2 not norwood 1 I never said I was norwood 1

>>82961554
Why would cuckbot admit to his trolling?

>>82962622
It's fine, you can do what you want and it would have been your feet all the time. I fucked it up.

>>82962659
But no one has ever called me attractive

>>82962648
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82895557/#82898128
Just like how you said you dont find meow attractive? Lying shit eating troll get exposed yet again

>>82962432
Meow has always maintained he was non binary, he never grew a beard you're spreading misinformation again

>>82962683
You literally just linked your own post you made where you were mocking me. You can clearly see it's not even my posting style since none of the I's are capitalized and the punctuation is completely different you mong

>>82962524
Ok now fuck off to other spaces for you we don't have sex here

>>82962706
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82863758/#82866591
Is this also not you, lying shit eater?

>>82962748
Yeah it's not me since I'm not 140lbs I'm 62.5 kg and I'm norwood 2 not norwood 1

Do we really have to fight all the time? We could all go somewhere for a month one day and all get to know each other better and after a month of courting go back home with husbands...

i'm going to be taking a flight soon to another continent. do you anons have any reccs for games i should download on my lappytop. it can run witcher 3 at like 30 fps on low settings if you want a benchmark and it only has 60 gigs of storage

>>82962766
You really think that if we all got together that suddenly a 10/10 chad would become your husband? Think again whore..

Bottoms because they're like cats, tops are chill with each other. If you fight you're bottoms.

>>82962707
I would tell you to go fuck yourself but clearly that's all you can do

>>82962765
You've been considtently saying you're 140 lbs tho

>>82962782
Only games I ever played on my shittop while traveling was dink smallwood, gothic 2, and morrowind.

>>82962783
Yes? Am I wrong? What's so funny about that?

>>82962765
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82863758/#82866375
We already established you lied about your height being 5'5 which caged to 5'7 and you also lie all the time, that post is clearly you even muh capitalization is the same and you always shit up every prison gay thread with your whining so don't bother trying to lie again. We know this because you also link prisongay threads here and bitch about chads who make them. Kill yourself already.

>>82962798
I measured wrong trust me on this one esse

>>82962811
Okay? How is that relevant? That's still you in the desu post

>>82962800
i was definitely thinking morrowind with something like tamriel rebuilt. downloaded starsector, too. think i'll also be downloading spelunky 1 and 2 as they're easy to get into. hmm maybe noita as well while i'm at it...

>>82962806
>Now he's linking completely unrelated threads made years ago with completely different posters
You need to try taking some of meow's psych meds. Since you're such a pathetic simp cuck he'll probably be happy to share.

>>82962818
I'm not norwood 1 or 140lbs so how can someone like that be me? Are you suggesting that I completely regrew my hairline over the course of a few days?

>>82962852
But you've said you're norwood 1 and that you're 140lbs and now you're lying that you haven't

>>82962782
I have so many games I play that I'm not sure if I suggest something that you'll also have it if that make sense, so my personal opinion would be to get an xbox controller and emulate a bunch of older games since those tend to be pretty low on storage, play earthbound or shinning force 2, most stuff pre PS2 should work fine and is free if you know what you're doing

>>82962831
Thread is made days ago and you were in it. I'm not the one obsessed with trolling meow I just don't like your constant spam and lying. You two have that in common and should both die.

>>82962866
No I never said I was norwood 1 but I did say I was 140lbs though so I think you have me confused

Also on record out of two of us you're the one who wanted to fuck meow and fap to fantasies of him taking bbc so stop projecting

>>82961029
need advice

>>82962884
I don't lie tho yay and my spam is important (to me)

>>82962884
How do you know I was in it? Did I ever say I was in it? Or do you just see any short guy complaining that he can't get laid and instantly assume it's me with no proof. I'm guessing probably the later..

>>82962901
>virgin
>moving straight to facestepping
damn bro. well, just install grindr and state your desires on your profile. if you're worried about being accused by a pedo, don't be. if you're really concerned, just don't get someone freshly matured.

>>82962896
Also on record meow begged me to rape him and after enough pestering while I was vulnerable on nofap I reluctantly agreed to it and now he spams BBC porn posts whilst his pathetic simp defends him at all times

>>82962901
Don't help literal bipedophiles

>>82962928
I never did tho meow

>>82962941
He already linked to the thread where you were posting your ass trying to seduce me so you can stop lying now fat smelly whore

>>82962907
>do you see me posting in a same way mentioning same stats and assume it's me
Hmmmmm I don't know I'm sure a known liar that constantly changes up his story is correct and I'm just being delusional even though he said the thread was made years ago when it's been less than 10 days. You know everyone can see you post in other threads right? You know you post in a recognizable way right? You know we can see you linking bbc and prisongay threads here? It's you canadian cuck

fake food:
>ugh, get this artificial imitation shit away from me!
fake food, japan:
>omg sugoi, the nips are so innovative! yum yum!

>>82962951
It wasn't for you obv it was for all the chads here

>>82962920
well with women I dont like old feet so I guess its the same with men im also scared to get stds even from gays feet.
>>82962933
I will just stick with being a virgin you gays call anyone you do not like a pedophile.

>meow posting himself for attention means he wants specifically me, a bbc loving cuck, to rape him
>ignore when I said I wanted to rape him when arguing with him
This is what schizophrenia looks like. You two have that in common delulu twins

I only want a big dicked boyfriend/husband because I want to hold and feel the potential and virility because mine is tiny, I want him to explain to me what it's like having the right parts on and how different his experience is compared to mine...

what's some funny one liners to put on my grindr profile? I think being funny is the best course of action

>>82962957
>every short guy posting in a thread about how he can't have sex is canadian and also the same person at the same time
Doesn't sound like a valid theory to me chief
>>82962969
Whore
>>82962983
Sorry can't do this for you mine is only 7 inches (8 inches is average length)

>>82962971
Not really but you're a prison gay binigger and should fuck off and die

>>82962982
Gloo I'm not delulu tho just schizh of prenic

>>82962971
no one was thinking about that until you mentioned it, now I think you're actually a pedo since only pedos worry about being entrapped like that

>>82963004
you're not that different from cuckbot, just slightly less mentally ill

https://i.4cdn.org/hm/1747852493625284.webm
Love meow's finnish follies with BBC guys

>>82963028
How are we similar at all I'm epic and kewl and awesomesauce and he is just a lazy troll

>>82963040
>I'm a delusion, repetitive, boring troll
You're too delusional to see how you're identical to cuckbot, just with a different posting style.

>>82962987
If I was online dating instead of the usual bar to bar way, then I would dress up like some 1930s gangster in a suit with the line "sorry broads, this lad is lads only".

>>82963009
you freaks accuse anyone that dates young a pedophile when it was gays that lie about their ages. anyway I mean fuck because gays do not actually date they are all poly.

>>82963052
I'm not a troll though? I'm not delusional either. I'm repetitive but thats it.

>>82963000
7 inches is very bigg... Are you kidding...

>>82963068
nigga you be begging for attention in the most desperate way, repeating the same lines for years regardless of what anyone has to say about you. You have a folder with thousands of possum pictures so you can avatarfag ad infinitum. Cuckbot is only slightly more annoying than you

>>82963092
worse. He's baiting. You just bit

>>82963092
Okay yes I'll admit it my penis has never actually been 7 inches long this whole time I was lying and saying it was way bigger then it was it's actually only 6.5 inches long

>>82963096
Ogey? This conversation was about whether or not I'm identical to cucky. You're proving that I'm not, just that we're both annoying to you. Weak.

>>82963121
Another troll equally as annoying with a different trolling strategy. You beg for attention more desperately than anyone else.

>>82963134
How am I a troll tho? You're just saying that to win an argument while knowing it's not true. Cuckbot doesn't beg for attention either. He just trolls.

>>82963148
>Repeating the same posts and nauseum begging for attention
how could you not be another troll

>>82963158
I want attention and I have nothing to say, how does that make ne a troll? Should I blogpost instead?

>>82963052
Meow begs for BBC on the daily and I am like the only anti nig poster here so I don't really see any similarities

>>82963168
>I repeatedly beg for attention and bring nothing to the table
literal troll

>>82963170
You're the one making the bbc threads tho

>>82963173
You keep using that word but I'm pretty sure you don't know what it means yay

>>82963175
Never made a single thread before in my life I don't even know how to do that chud

>>82963170
two sides of the same coin, troll. Your posting styles are different, but you're both repetitive trolls who decrease the quality of the thread

>>82963191
How is complaining that everyone rejects me decrease the value of the thread? Is this not the gincel thread? All of you bitches complain about no bf for years but suddenly when a top does it then it's not okay. How about you stop being a hypocritical whore?

>>82963191
I'm still not a troll yay you're just saying whatever to win an argument

>>82963182
You're just delusional about it, troll

>>82963210
>keeps misusing a word to win an argument
>Calls me delulu
Oh the irony

>>82963219
>Repeating the same script begging for attention for years isn't trolling!
delulu

>>82963235
>if I misuse a word hard enough the meaning will surely change
limau

>>82963105
That's ok, it's still times bigger than mine. Can I be your bf and worship your big dick?

>>82963204
you're delusional, my dude. Definitely not top behavior. You have above average height, above average penis, low BMI, but you still cry about being "short, small dicked and fat".
It's like your every opinion is the complete opposite of reality. Peak delusional behavior.

>>82960727
>>82960764
All of my coworkers are boomers so this is no good.

>>82960938
This works because last year I was gay death, this year I can be a gay ghost.

>>82963250
What country do you live? What is your physical build twinky or skinny or fat or buff?

>>82963241
>begging for attention and repeating the same posts for years isn't trolling
Delusional

>>82963264
Being 5'5" is not above average height it's way below and no bottoms want a top with a low BMI they want tall hung buff chads

>>82963300
Putting a meme arrow before a true statement doesn't magically make the statement untrue cope harder

>>82963312
You said you were 6' previously lol how the truth starts spilling. I guess you were lying about every measurement.
The delusional part at play

"Poop covered willys"
No, thank you.

>>82963362
I never said I was 6ft tall please stop spreading misinformation chud

>>82963324
If I cope harder I'll believe that the most obvious troll in this thread isn't actually one? Please keep avatarfagging with pictures of marsupials. Makes the trolling more transparent

>>82963298
I'll take them, maybe those boomer have big bulges.

>>82963391
This is phoebe yay

I don't avatarfag tho I just love possums and have a lot of possum pictures. Why is only posting anime boys not avatar fagging but doing the same with possums is? Weak and sad. I'm an attentionwhore, not a troll. You're trying to bend the truth to win an argument. Sad!

>>82963382
You said you were 6'2, and that was short. You said you had a 7 inch penis and that was small. You said you had <18 BMI and that was fat.
You lied about all of them, didn't you? Delulu queen

>>82963456
Never said I was 6'2 you need to take your meds

>>82963435
>I don't avatarfag tho
gosh you're that delusional

>>82963476
You didn't argue against my point so I win yay

>>82963476
He thinks he's a woman, there's no reason with her, don't waste your energy on this tranny

>>82963509
I don't think I'm a woman though nor do I even want to be one

>>82963460
You're constantly lying. You're lying about being 5'3, about being fat, about having a small penis, about being ugly or not annoying or not retarded, about your country and ethnicity

rename the thread to r9trans tbf

Why? It's a gay gen, not gen for discarded ugly crazy male failures that will kill itselves sooner or later

>>82963605
98% of the posts are by or responding to trans

Just because everyone shat on you today and you crawled back through the pit of feces doesn't mean it's always like that there, get better Alicia

My bf doesn't like when i touch him. Or look at him. Or talk to him.

>>82963732
Nice, hope he kills you

>>82963732
I don't remember being your bf anon...

>>82963052
also the only one who wants to talk ti a bot

It's me anon your bf, please let me kill you in your sleep.

i will never have an aspergers husband because i'm not a 10/10 femboy tranny chad

>trannybot was legally retarded all along
Wow, I didn't see that coming

You think it's funny to spread lies and misinformation about me just because I'm a non chad top? Just wait for when I do get my 10/10 femboy gf and we get married then you won't be mocking me

Kikkelikallen kivakerho

they should have fought in bed instead of the battlefield

>>82962823
>spelunky
>noita
b-b-b-based

wahoo rogueslop shit is so yummy

i'm sick and having coughing fits and my nose is running sooo much AND even my tummy is upset. i keep lying in bed and groaning and i can feel the bacterias in my throat and sinus irritatingly mocking me

I wish I had a sick bf, wish I could take care of him, feed him chicken noodle and juice that fag up until he's healthy again... Kiss his sickly dry choppy lips and sleep next to him and guard his health...

>>82964129
im gonna be real with you g. without a bf u will not survive until tomorrow

>>82964129
You and me both, I get sick far too easily, at least I don't have to power through college for the rest of the week =(

>>82964034
who would top

That nigga Trump is actively dying. He looks like a relative you know is gonna die soon in his final months.

>>82964266
you want that couch fucker vance as pres for the next 3 years?

>>82963204
>Is this not the gincel thread?
But you aren't gay?

>>82964293
Yeah I'm not gay but the people I complain about are gay so therefore it's relevant

>>82964291
lose lose scenario.

>>82964034
>implying they didn't also do that

I fucking hate people talking with their mouth full it's so annoying listening to distorted chewy voices I hope they choke to death nothing you say is so urgent you can't swallow the damn food before opening your fat fucking mouth you pig. No manners. Also imagine if your bf ate pasta with his fingers like a muslim lmao.

>>82964312
Trump is a demented old fuck who just wants to loot shit for his buddies, Vance is more dangerous because he knows what he's doing.

>>82964404
>because he knows what he's doing.
dude is a black void of charisma and a retard, but you are right he's not literally demented.

>>82964458
I don't think he's a retard, he does what he does out of malice and he's a major christofacist. I would expect gay death camps under him.

>>82963857
Anons bf was a cool gimmick poster all the ones we have suck I got my hopes up we could get something funny for once

>>82964483
yeah it sucks but hey we can talk about bbc and chad how fucking fun.

he's still not getting the hint even though I gave him all my ancient debris...

>>82964479
right, but the more pertinent bit was his lack of charisma. I'm doubtful of him having the pull that trump has. then again, idk, I don't think conservatives have any shame so you could probably put a literal pile of shit on the podium and they'll still support it while the administration keeps up its agenda.

>>82964311
But this is a thread for gay anons so if you aren't gay you shouldn't post here, delusional troll
You don't complain about real gay bottoms you complain about femboys and twinks which makes you no better than Chad only whores you complain about since you both want specific high value type.

>>82964511
>You don't belong in the twink x twink general because you're a twink asking for a twink and that's out of your league

>>82964507
his lack of charisma won't matter. In that case he's a one term president and he would know it. I see him doing things unknowingly unpopular.

>>82964535
You also said you're not twink and have a ton of body hair and that yorue fat but I guess that was a lie too definitely not a troll though

Alright hue I'm sure deathcamps are coming soon. Any minute now. Yep. Definitely not fearmongering bullshit as per usual. Meanwhile have your annual big black lives matter looting summer of love <3

my brain has no genuine concept for a fag Chad. maybe popufurs at furcons that get fucked a lot? like in day to day life, the societal acceptance isn't there for the perception of an alpha fag. all the fag relationships i've seen have been of two people with varying conventional attractiveness.
I suppose there is an 'ideal' for a bottom, that is effeminate and skinny, but then you'll hear people like that saying they wish they could get fucked by a literal fat ugly bastard or another twink (among pretty much any other archetype because thet just want to get rutted).
fagchads wya

>>82964547
I became fat because all the bottoms here told me that they don't want skinny twink tops then once I gained weight they said they don't want fat guys they want skinny twink tops

Now I realize that my weight or build will never matter to them they only care about whether or not I'm chad

>>82964561
sounds like brainrot from not having a real life outside the internet. Gay chad just means an attractive gay man, the same goes for straight chad.

>>82964613
sure, but then you hear people here skeptical of even trying to find someone because of the existence of a fagchad, when that 'race' that you see for straights chasing women doesn't, in my opinion, seem to be nearly as much of a thing. of course there's the added issue where we're a significantly smaller percentage of society, but I feel like (and I only have my own experiences and those I've observed from others) shooting your shot is a lot more viable than with straights doing the same.

big northern lights rn

>>82964695
So pretty, I will never see them here in the southern US.

>>82964679
>people here skeptical of even trying to find someone because of the existence of a fagchad
It's literally just one shitposting troll

>>82964695
lucky. i constantly get northern light advisories as i live in the north US but they never actually reach me...

Be a good boy and bring daddy another beer, will ya?

Trump needs to survive until 2030 so that the rioters who bust down the palace walls can get their hands on him during the 2030 riots.

Trump will never face justice. After his term is done he will retire to Florida and live a couple more years. He's an old man in failing health already.

i hope Trump is our first hologram president

ww3 will start by late 2027

>>82964835
he'll have to wait in line behind tupac

Tummy status: hurting
Muscle status: no longer feeling like they're going to explode because enough time passed after the gym so the cool feeling wore off

>>82964906
unironically a bit worried about china. i pray their technology is as implessive as /k/ says, because they have the potential to be a real powerhouse. thankfully i don't think they'll ever get too powerful as they border SUPERPOWER2020 and they should keep eachother in check

https://youtu.be/t34SLBttLE0
my fav song atm

How often do you get to see the aurora meow?

>>82964923
chyna getting blown up by india would kill me with laughter

>>82964926
would u play it during sex

The AI bubble popping or full disclosure of the Epstein files will be more destructive than World War Pee.

>>82964154
i could really use some chicken soup, i haven't eaten all day and now i'm just eating a few crackers but i need more love

>>82964164
no...

>>82964197
it's cause i'm with bad immune system. i get sick easier than normal people and when i do get sick it's always suuuper bad and i have to go to the hospital sometimes. did you do a covid test already? mine was negative thankfully

>>82964952
no lol
https://youtu.be/j5VlNvwQPXY

>>82964992
the ai bubble burst will lead to world war 3

BWC? BBC? how about both, huh? squishing together? frotting? a bit of pre, perhaps? hmm? yes?

>>82964992
The Epstein files are long gone, his best friend made sure of that.

waaa where is my non-self-aware aspie bf who i'm lowkey embarrassed to be with in public but i love him so much

>>82965243
>>82965243
>>82965243

new fwed for the anon

>>82962695
idk, i just saw someone say it. accidentally spreading misinformation without fact checking whether an anon in a gay robot general really posted pics where he had a beard in a gay general on a different board ive never looked at is a serious violation of your trust though and i sinceerely apologize

however i believe you yourself are spreading minsdsafdtjntion because im pretty certain he did used to say he was "trans" as in literal-woman "trans" way back when (meaning like a year or two ago idk). so i expect a similar apology from you unless you can prove that he didnt ever say that. and getting the man himself to weigh in on the matter wouldnt help you because his testimony is unreliable as we've seen. so yeah either youre gonna have to review every meow post as far back as he ever posted, document them all and show that he never not once said he was literal-woman "trans" or else youre gonna have to apologize for spreading misinjaghakionion of your own sir.

when can i expect an answer?

>>82965074
I don't think aspergers makes people non-sentient

>>82965349
i never said that tho
i just love chuunis

>>82965364
theres two possible meanings of "non-self-aware" one of which is just more like "not very self aware" as in doesnt think about how he looks to other people very much...the other meaning which the other anon thought you meant is like "doesnt recognize himself in a mirror and thinks its another person" like the way most animals dont (many primates dont even, like i dont think most gorillas do, they try to fight the mirror...but dolphins mostly do as well as some random like horses and mice who are i guess the einsteins of horsekind and mousekind lol.

>>82965407
i mean the kind of guy who you immediately recognize as autistic and who acts strange and says weird things