Thread 82957550

When I was about six years old, I used to act like a dog to get attention and affection from my mother that I wouldn't receive otherwise. I don't know why it worked, but it did, and I think about it a lot. I almost never talk to her these days.

>>82957550 (OP)
A human with the personaliy of a dog is a loved person.

>>82957682
Do you think I had the personality of a dog?

>>82957711
The answer for this lies in yourself. I just stated that a human with the personality of a dog is a loved person. I met people like that in my life and they're charming.

>>82957761
Ah, alright. I was about to say, I don't think I did. But then, what do you think a dog's personality is like?

>>82957550 (OP)
I get the feeling you'd enjoy Chainsaw Man

>>82957761
Golden Retriever personality?

>>82957804
It definitely wasn't that. I was a real shit stain.

>>82957550 (OP)
I was a squad leader when I was conscripted. My favourite subordinates were the men who acted like slavering, obedient dogs. Those who followed my every order without question. Good men.
I hated the ones who kept challenging and defying me. Those who kept complaining. Those men slowed the squad down and made us ineffective.
I was at fault too, for being unable to whip them to shape.

>>82957924
>My favourite subordinates were the men
idk that sounds kinda gay

>>82957711
Every 6yo kid acts like a dog if you think about it

>>82957941
What is gay in real life is brotherhood in the army.
What is gay in the army is illegal in real life.

>>82958060
What is gay in the army it's just homosexuality

>>82957550 (OP)
Who do WHORES always try to seem innocent while doing disgusting and perverse things? Like the woman in picrel smoking while wearing a cross, or those girls with cat of hello kitty pfp's that are the most evil whores around? Its genuinely disgusting how women do this, you can't trust them in any way possible. Everything they do is to take advantage of someone else, and their ego is so high that they think it's justified.

>>82957924
I'd kill you and you would die screaming wishing you were as noble as a dog
Pray with gratitude every day until you die worthlessly that you did not encounter me

>>82958574
Oh, but Anon, why do you seethe so? What've I done to incur your wroth?

You prob have that kink where you pretend to be a puppy and act like someone's pet

>>82960481
I thought maybe I do, but I don't.

>>82957550 (OP)
When I was 6 I build a giant wall of lego and put my dog in a "zoo". I miss him. He said he found it funny, though.