Thread 82957958

I jerked off and my cum was yellow

>>82957958 (OP)
drink water nigga oregano

>>82957958 (OP)
that just means its ripe

>>82957958 (OP)
I get that sometimes it always tastes fucking awful too. I think it dies in the balls and rots a little.

>>82958262
>it always tastes fucking awful too
anon, why do you know how it tastes like? and how do you know how regular cum should taste like?

>>82958269
Let's not act like sampling your cum is weird. Everyone does it.

>>82958271
>Everyone does it.
???? i fucking don't, that's gay as fuck

>>82958262
Why are you tasting your own cum

>>82958275
It's not gay and I'm not getting off on it. I just like seeing what it tastes like.
>>82958289
To see what it tastes like. The taste changes all the time.

>>82957958 (OP)
it's fine. mine is not.

>>82958271
>>82958293
Anon nobody samples their own cum. Who talked you into this ?

>>82958356
I've always done it. The first time I cummed I licked it because I was curious. I don't see the issue. Other people must do this too.

>>82958368
are you fucking baiting or are you chris chan levels of retarded

>>82958376
Maybe it happens more often than we think

>>82958376
I'm not baiting I mean I didn't think everyone did it but I thought it was common. Have you never tasted your own cum? You must have at least once right?

>>82957958 (OP)
I can't smell my own cum

>>82958382
i talked to a girl from here once and she told me she jerks off in bed and then licks her own lubrication off her own fingers once shes done so she doesnt have to clean herself. i think if she was a man she would eat her own cum

>>82958383
>Have you never tasted your own cum? You must have at least once right?
No. Never.
>I can't smell my own cum
Same I'm kind of paranoid about smelling like cum actually. I would not be able to tell so I always shower after jerking off

>>82958396
>No. Never.
Well try it. I don't like the taste but it's interesting.

>>82958392
That sounds hot ngl

>>82957958 (OP)
were you coming off a nofap streak? mine is yellow when i break after not fapping for weeks/months

>>82958415
Yeah pretty sure its from old sperm. Been having trouble fapping, like I lost sensation

>>82958383
Nah its kinda gay to do that ngl man

>>82958482
It's not gay or straight. Like making a sandwich isn't gay dude, it's just part of normal life.

>>82958489
Its gay to eat cum as a man.

>>82958494
It's my cum though how's that gay? Is it gay to give yourself a handjob? I don't think so.

>>82958500
You do you, anon
By that logic autofellatio is straight

>>82958506
I didn't say it was straight. It's not straight or gay. It's not different from walking. Is walking straight or gay? Of course not. Not everything is straight or gay.

On a related note I took a piss awhile ago and it was a deep orange. Like carrot orange. This was right after sex.

Do I have AIDS?

>>82957958 (OP)
Just be glad it wasn't red

>>82957958 (OP)
How long has it been anon? If you abstain for long periods your sperm can begin to breakdown in your balls.

>>82958376
>are you fucking baiting or are you chris chan levels of retarded
there are guys in here that say they piss in bottles and shit in bags. So I think there are guys right on the edge of down syndrome on here.

>>82957958 (OP)
That's jaundice

>>82958368
Anon, one time I got curious and tasted it, just like I did with boogers or earvax but why the fuck would you think that anyone is "sampling" them continuously?

Btw earvax is bitter, snot is salty (I assume most people did taste snot, right?) and cum has a faint chloride smell

>>82958271
Kys homo
You and your homo friends are not everyone, porn addicted fuckface

>>82958907
Cum smells like when you fry eggs, that moment when the eggs start to heat up, it makes a certain smell. Cum smells exactly like that