Thread 82972391

Do you like SPHINXES?

Only if they're futa

>>82972391 (OP)
eeh
they're alright, I guess
don't really have a preference
I'd pet one
why are you askin?

>>82972451
Because one placed a curse on me!

>>82972477
uh oh
what kind of course?

>>82972552
The curse of love!

>>82973018
MORE!!!
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le schizophrenia

>>82973368
This one ponders (she's think up new riddles)

>>82973018
is that a riddle?????
oh I know! human!! NO! water!!!
do I win?

>>82972391 (OP)
Only if they're a futa banging a much smaller chick

>>82972391 (OP)
i'm not good at riddles.

>>82973488
Sphinxes are not good at riddles either

>>82972391 (OP)
>Do you like SPHINXES?
I am going to post this image again because I haven't gotten to use it in years and now there's been like two threads on a week where I get to post it

>>82973511
>the Greek hero answers...

>>82973445
>"In youth I am sharp, in age I am wise. I whisper of joy, of love, and of lies. I glisten in goblets, I flow without end, Both healer and traitor, both poison and friend. What am I?"

>>82973698
I had to think about it a little
wine
is that the answer?

>>82973873
>"Yes, you've answered my riddle correctly. I have a new one for you now, human."

>"Each day I am new, yet forever the same. I rise without legs, I fall without shame. I come with silence, I go with grace, A fleeting marvel you cannot chase. What am I?"

>>82974042
phew, I'm very glad I was correct

okay I think this one is...
the sun?

>>82974091
>"Correct. You're becoming quite good at this!"

>>82974137
I guess
or maybe you riddles are too easy lol, I'm just teasing

do you have any more? or maybe instead I should get a reward?

>>82974205
>"Are my riddles and insights not reward enough? What kind of reward would this mortal seek."

>"I leap to the sky but touch no cloud, I glitter in sunlight, I shimmer proud. From stone and marble I leap and fall, A flowing treasure admired by all. What am I?"

>>82974299
the riddles are a lot of fun to ponder and solve but I thought.. maybe I could... pet the sphinx..?

Is the answer to your riddle
rain?

>>82974468
>"It is not. Should you answer correctly, my dear human, I shall allow it. You may pet me, caress my fur, stroke my wings or even touch my fluffy pawpads."

>>82974596
I'm sorry miss sphinx but it appears you have bestest me, I do not know the answer to that riddle

>>82974733
>"Do you really not know the answer? I must say I am a little let down. I have given a slight hint with all my riddles, you only need to look closer..."

>>82974299
Sounds like a waterfall

>>82974816
>"That it may but it is not quite the right answer."

>>82974804
that's one is a real head scratcher though

>>82974816
I thought the same but the marble part really confuses me

Maybe a fountain? they sometimes are made out of marble

>>82974848
Oh right. From stone and marble, leap and fall. Fountain is a better answer.

>>82974857
>>82974861
>"Oh my! You've done it, 'Water fountain' it is."

>>82974876
fantastic! I'm bursting with joy like a fountain
May I commence the headpatting?

would be better in future if the sphinxes you post slowly strip for each correct answer

>>82974918
>"Hmmmm, you may."

>>82974952
>pat pat pat pat
Who would have thought that a creature so fearsome could be so soft
If I hugged you I would instantly fall asleep from the comfort

>>82975011
>"Ohh, that feels nice."
>*Purr purr purr purr*
>"Sing more of my praises, dear human. Are we not a creature deserving of being worshiped? I would hope you agree."

>>82975091
oh of course I do
but could a mere human even be capable of giving praise worthy of such a magnificent being?
I will try my best but even then I might not adequately honour your perfect beauty and superb intellect

unfortunately I have to actually drift away into slumber
See ya sphinx, it's been a pleasure