Thread 82972831

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Anonymous 10/31/2025, 10:16:50 PM No.82972831 [Report] >>82973380 >>82973390 >>82973394 >>82973442 >>82973489 >>82973523 >>82973865 >>82974552 >>82975297 >>82976378

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I ripped my ass open when taking a dump yesterday and I've been bleeding ever since. At least the weekend is here.

Izmit<3 10/31/2025, 11:29:38 PM No.82973380 [Report]

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>>82972831 (OP)
nice 07

Anonymous 10/31/2025, 11:31:08 PM No.82973390 [Report] >>82973798

>>82972831 (OP)
Go to the pharmacy retard they have creams for anal fissures and stool softeners.

The Weeknd 10/31/2025, 11:31:08 PM No.82973391 [Report]

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I'm sorry you're on your boi period, anon.

Anonymous 10/31/2025, 11:31:21 PM No.82973394 [Report]

>>82972831 (OP)
hemmorhoids suck

Anonymous 10/31/2025, 11:38:54 PM No.82973442 [Report]

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>>82972831 (OP)
Damn op that sounds rough
Can you show me your butthole?

Anonymous 10/31/2025, 11:46:56 PM No.82973489 [Report] >>82973788

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>>82972831 (OP)
If I started my day with my mom asking me if I was feeling okay I would cry. The last time I stayed with my mom I woke up on some random morning to the sound of her cooking breakfast and I cried. I hate living alone so much, Just the idea that someone could be waiting for me who cares about me fills me with longing

Anonymous 10/31/2025, 11:51:12 PM No.82973523 [Report]

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>>82972831 (OP)
I'm glad you made this thread so I can post this
>Was looking and feeling extra bloated last night.
>Finally got the energy to take a shit around 3 pm
>Well over a foot long and 3 inches wide.
>Almost thought it wouldn't flush
>Thanks ten Busch lights for making me regular

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 12:22:22 AM No.82973788 [Report] >>82973842

>>82973489
I wonder how it's gonna be when I live by myself. It will either be complete bliss or a loneliness so unbearable I'll kill myself.

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 12:23:27 AM No.82973798 [Report]

>>82973390
My poop is already soft. I don't get why this happens.

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 12:28:09 AM No.82973842 [Report]

>>82973788
nta but been living alone for 5+ years
>I wonder how it's gonna be when I live by myself.
> complete bliss or a loneliness so unbearable I'll kill myself
50/50

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 12:30:54 AM No.82973865 [Report] >>82974391

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>>82972831 (OP)
If you want to prevent that in the future you need to start practicing stretching out your anus with progressively bigger butt plugs. Make sure to start small and lube them up good and leave them in for 20 minutes at a time then over time use bigger ones.

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 1:30:01 AM No.82974391 [Report]

>>82973865
No thanks. I'd like to preserve the ability of keeping my poop inside.

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 1:47:35 AM No.82974552 [Report] >>82975094

>>82972831 (OP)
You have hemorrhoids. Stop wiping so aggressively.

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 3:00:44 AM No.82975094 [Report]

>>82974552
I don't think so. I don't feel any pain. Only when the stool is coming out.

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 3:35:29 AM No.82975297 [Report]

>>82972831 (OP)
Drink more water. It's happened to me before. A couple of times. Most of the time just a tiny bit of blood, but one time it was particularly big and I was literally dripping blood when I was sitting thinking I needed to shit more. Take it easy Anon.

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 3:38:04 AM No.82975313 [Report]

I want to act like I'm above you people but I've had bloody stools randomly and I'm not even a faggot.

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 6:46:22 AM No.82976378 [Report]

>>82972831 (OP)
Thanks for sharing this news. Apart from that, how's your weekend going?