Thread 82975541

have you ever pooped and smoked a cig at the same time?

>>82975541 (OP)
No, I've never pooped out a cig.

>>82975541 (OP)
No, I don't smoke
but one time I took a dump while I was eating a chocolate candy bar. That was vaguely unsettling but I did it anyway

>>82975541 (OP)

I don't know how people do anything other than focus on taking a shit while shitting. Dirty ass poop phones and poop cigarettes and poop magazines.

>>82975557
with no hurry. smoking in the shower beats smoking while taking a poop though.

>>82975541 (OP)
nope. have you?

>>82975541 (OP)
no but smoking too many cigs makes me have to poop

>>82975541 (OP)
Yeah I can't stop smoking, although it's hot cause I'm a girl lol

>>82975541 (OP)
No but I've fucked a tranny and texted my gf at the same time.

>>82975541 (OP)
Why would you smoke indoors.

>>82975848
yeah
>>82976617
cause i'm retarded

>>82975541 (OP)
yeah i used to do it all the time back when i was a smoker, smoking was an essential part of pooping for me. when i stopped smoking i literally got constipated for a week straight

>>82977146
based poop smoker

>>82975541 (OP)
I've been doing this the past 3 days while drinking a sam adams and drawing a bath. When I'm finished shitting I flush the filter, grab the pack and a bottle of vodka and hop in the tub. I lay there for at least two hours while getting drunk, ashing in the sink and listening to heavy metal. I make sure to wipe my ass thoroughly before getting in and take a shower after. Before this week I've only taken one bath in my life. I always thought the idea was disgusting compared to showering, but it's truly incredible. Like floating in a pool.

>>82977184
sounds amazing i wish i had a bath

>>82977208
The only downside is the time required. I couldn't imagine taking a bath after work, wasting my few hours of freedom. Thankfully, I'm neeting now and I can't imagine working again. The path to happiness is so simple yet so far away. Maybe I'll drown myself in the tub when my savings run out.

>>82977357
sad but understandable

>>82977146
How are you guys doing that? What are you asking the cig into?

>>82975572
How can you smoke in the shower?

>>82977747
put the water lower so it doesn't hit the cigarette

>>82977747
id just spread my legs and ash it in the toilet, the hot ash hit my peen once and it was not fun.

>>82977747
Point the shower head down, reduce water pressure if available to prevent splashing and face away from the water. I love smoking indoors during the colder months. I don't care what it does to my walls or lungs. Gotta do what you can.