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Anonymous 11/1/2025, 2:46:47 PM No.82979096 [Report] >>82979104 >>82979120 >>82979270 >>82979389 >>82979451 >>82979524 >>82981358 >>82981395
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POV: you are Alexander the Great
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 2:48:04 PM No.82979104 [Report] >>82979111
>>82979096 (OP)
where's my horse? i'm pretty sure he had one of those, and what's that bright thing on the ceiling? i don't think they had those back then
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 2:49:06 PM No.82979111 [Report] >>82979118 >>82979120 >>82979389 >>82980053 >>82980123 >>82981358
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>>82979104
Maybe this is more accurate
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 2:49:58 PM No.82979118 [Report]
>>82979111
No horse, so sad, if i was alexander the great i'd have you dragged across the town or something for lack of horse
Alexander the Great 11/1/2025, 2:50:03 PM No.82979120 [Report]
>>82979096 (OP)
>>82979111
Behead it.
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 3:06:38 PM No.82979237 [Report]
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>jacob((((((stein)))))))
Surprise sur-fucking-prise. that said still would tfw no qt eromenos to conquer the world for
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 3:10:40 PM No.82979270 [Report] >>82979304 >>82979325
>>82979096 (OP)
I was straight faced while watching that, but then I laughed when I read your post, didn't he mourn for weeks over him?
The absolute state of Macedonia.
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 3:13:35 PM No.82979304 [Report]
>>82979270
>didn't he mourn for weeks over him?
Lmao slavs
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 3:16:14 PM No.82979325 [Report]
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>>82979270
You're thinking of Hadrian
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 3:23:56 PM No.82979389 [Report]
>>82979096 (OP)
Were they making retarded tiktok dances back then too?

>>82979111
I can smell his breath from here.
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 3:32:00 PM No.82979451 [Report]
>>82979096 (OP)
I like women but I would absolutely conquer that bussy too
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 3:39:34 PM No.82979524 [Report]
>>82979096 (OP)
You are not gay if you want to fuck that.
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 4:40:10 PM No.82980053 [Report] >>82980395
>>82979111
Is she taking estrogen, or is she just naturally that pretty?
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 4:48:58 PM No.82980123 [Report] >>82980395
>>82979111
ok, sauce?
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 5:21:23 PM No.82980395 [Report]
>>82980053
They still go by he him at this point. Could very well be true intersex hermaphrodite. These peoples bodies naturally produce lower levels of androgens. Would explain their frame as well.
>>82980123
Jacob Stein
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 7:15:45 PM No.82981319 [Report]
What do you think his diet looks like?
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 7:19:31 PM No.82981358 [Report]
>>82979096 (OP)
>>82979111
Are these men or women? Cause either way I will mate and breed both of them
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 7:23:19 PM No.82981395 [Report] >>82981422 >>82981476
>>82979096 (OP)
Imagine not impregnating their harem with 500 women they must be gay, (has wife multiple children) b-but gays at the time had that, let me self insert turning a historical figure gay to make me feel better and important bigot
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 7:25:27 PM No.82981422 [Report] >>82981476
>>82981395
Alexander was a Chad he fucked every single hot person there was at the time.
Anonymous 11/1/2025, 7:30:04 PM No.82981476 [Report]
>>82981395
>>82981422
This kind of shit makes me feel bad for figures like newton, the guy was probably just autistic