Thread 82979769

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Anonymous 11/1/2025, 4:09:29 PM No.82979769 [Report] >>82979776 >>82979789 >>82980191 >>82980344 >>82980359 >>82980996 >>82981171

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I am 5'5". way too short for most girls and too tall to be true fetish material, plus my body is extremely hairy for trying to shotamax. I hate this

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 4:10:32 PM No.82979776 [Report]

>>82979769 (OP)
you need to grow a beard and dwarfmax

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 4:12:29 PM No.82979789 [Report]

>>82979769 (OP)
If you could shotamax then just shave bro. I am kinda hairy too but it's mostly just my legs. I wish I could look how I did when I was like 16 so bad again. My laziness caught up with me and I got skinnyfat.

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 4:13:00 PM No.82979799 [Report] >>82980191

I'm in the same boat, except I'm 5'3". I'm funny and I have a huge penis so I can get by online but I never get women looking at me in real life.

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 4:57:24 PM No.82980191 [Report] >>82980202

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>>82979769 (OP)
>>82979799
You guys should start Wolverinemaxxing, he gets bitches all the time

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 4:58:53 PM No.82980202 [Report] >>82980220

>>82980191
He's also a comic book superhero, anon. I unfortunately don't have adamantine flesh and retractable claws, so most women will just look right over me.

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 5:00:28 PM No.82980220 [Report]

>>82980202
He doesn't have adamantine flesh either

Mars !!/DqEWqJK0bD 11/1/2025, 5:15:03 PM No.82980344 [Report]

>>82979769 (OP)
My ex was greek and she had fluffy arms. I thought it was cute.

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 5:17:00 PM No.82980359 [Report]

>>82979769 (OP)
Face is all anon, your face is just not enough to counter your height downside

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 5:19:54 PM No.82980383 [Report] >>82981413

how do you feel about elves?

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 6:39:47 PM No.82980996 [Report]

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>>82979769 (OP)
So maybe put in some effort and shave, style your hair, and dye your eyebrows and eyelashes. You only have a short amount of time to twinkmaxx before you become an ugly mini man.

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 7:00:55 PM No.82981171 [Report] >>82981402

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>>82979769 (OP)
>be me
>5'2
>hairy
>brown
>mentally ill
God spares no effort to screw me over.

Anonymous 11/1/2025, 7:23:38 PM No.82981402 [Report] >>82981828

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