Thread 82980528

I have been lurking here for 4 years now
Am I still new?
>inb4 itoddler
This is why I never make threads

>>82980528 (OP)
I've been here since 2007, I am a newfag and you will never be.

>>82980528 (OP)
idk anon, I started making threads as soon as I became consistently active here

>>82980528 (OP)
I've been here since 2010 and I'M still a newfag. Fuck outta here.

>>82980528 (OP)
>covid babies are making threads
oh my..

>>82980528 (OP)
yes, we are eternal newfags
>t. been here since 2014
>t. senior newfag

>>82980528 (OP)
I have been here since 2017-ish
Caring about what other people think is just user error. Also don't get defeated by bantz, you should wear it on your face with pride and that's how you get protection from ridicule. Just enter every thread saying you're a cocomelon skibidy toilet kid. You aren't cool, but you are beyond ridicule at that point.

>Am I still new?
Objectively, you have a bachelor's degree in 4chan. These other guys have their master's degrees or PhDs and around 10~20 years of work experience at 4chan. It's like when a 35 year old guy is working minimum wage in mcdonalds alongside retards and fresh 16 year old stoners. He has seniority, but, his failure to leave speaks for itself.

>>82980575
I have actually been lurking since 2019 but it was late and it technically has not been a full 365 x 5 days yet so I do not say I have been here for five years

>>82980534
I know actual new are from the early 2 thousands but that is why I did not say the last part

>>82980528 (OP)
depends, how do you feel about kikes

>>82980620
I come here because of the level of thought expressed is entertaining to me
Thank you for the advice though
Genuinely

smells like summer

>>82980645
Not all are bad

>>82980643
All well and good.
>>82980645
This is very important however, please answer.

>>82980528 (OP)
do people still say this for seeing iphone filenames? i don't go on /g/ anymore but i don't think anybody has said this in at least 8 years

>>82980668
It is said now many altchans
They are behind the original I guess

ive been here since 2008. never forget youre here forever. no girl is coming to save you anons.

>>82980543
In terms of comparison I would not consider you new
But not everything warps with time here

>>82980684
What was life like back then

I am here from 2004, fuck all of you. I actually hate this place but I have a compulsion to come back on, despite being ancient and not relating to anything anymore.

>>82980707
You have something in common with everyone here

>>82980697
the boards werent filled with normalfags and life was simpler with more hope, but nothing was different in my life then then it is now except I am an old wizard now

I've lurking here for at least 12 years and I feel like a fucking newfag even the page went full reddit years ago.

>>82980728
Has nothing significant had happened in your life

Last year I talked to a girl on the bus
And when I saw her next
She tried to sit next to me
But I could not tell at the moment
I never saw her again

>>82980757
What do you mean by the page

>>82980771
The page of you're mum.

>>82980759
I have been locked up away the whole time both literally and figuratively. I am disabled on neetbux and unable to get out much, grocery store visit once every month. The only significant moment I can think of when I lived alone without roommates and could do whatever I wanted. but that's unfortunate anon, nothing has happened like that to you again?

isnt it weird how some people have lurked here longer than other posters have been alive

>>82980620
>4 years
>bachelor's degree in 4chan
This guy ain't even graduated 4chan elementary school.

>>82980891
>I've been rustling jimmies since you were in diapers kiddo!
Lol yeah

>>82980528 (OP)
If you came here after 2006 you are an eternal newfag.

>>82980662
GTFO my board fucking normgroid
>>82981109
My first stop was 2004 but I really consistently started using it around 2007. Dude I was five years old saving and laughing at 4chan memes, no wonder I'm so fucked up.

>>82980528 (OP)
lots of uncs ITT

>>82980721
Being ancient? Imagine being 59 for gods sake