Thread 82981699

>be me
>walking home
>two cute church girls stop me talked for a while, they seemed nice
>asked for my number
>now they want me to come over for church activities
What's stopping you from doing this and getting a church gf?

they're trying to rope you into their sex cult
don't do it OP, you'll have nonstop sex with tons of hot brainwashed women for the rest of your life

>>82981699 (OP)
those girls are faith rich and gracefully let you be in the same frame as them, and now you're outing them to 4chon?

>>82981699 (OP)
>>82981715
>>82981716
absolute brainless incels, they aren't looking to fuck op, they're just recruiting you fucking desperate thirsty fucking incels. fucking retards

Contrary to popular belief, having 2 friends cold-approaching and being into you is not a good thing. Doubly so if they're religious.

What church is it? Better look it up. Don't get roped into some the johova's witnesses.

>>82981753
It's called the Universal Church

>>82981699 (OP)
wow OP they really want you to start donating money to their church

>>82981699 (OP)
Had a similar situation that I ruined with my tism

>be me
>enter elevator to my apartment
>two cute asian foids ask me if I've read the bible and if Im interested
>mfw I actually had read the bible in my spergy atheist phase
>"Yes I have read it in a secular sense"
>they dont know how to respond and the rest of the ride is awkward silence
>get to my floor and go home

>>82982119
>Have you lead za baibur?
>"Yes."
>this kills the christcuck
Absolutely based, I kneel king.

>>82982119
>>"Yes I have read it in a secular sense"

>>82981699 (OP)
They just want to convert you into their church because that's what Jesus told them to do. They're not looking for a relationship, Anon. Sorry.

>>82982054
sounds like scientology
or just a straight up cult
keep us updated on your thetins bro