Thread 82982018

How can I get a titcow gf? Is there any guide?

what kiind of car do you dribe

>>82982018 (OP)
Step 1. get rich
step 2. clean haircut and fitness and clothes
step 3. travel around and hope to get lucky.
They're less than 1% of the female population and most are going to be old now. I know your pain anon I want a titcow too but it's pretty hopeless if you're poor and stuck in one place.

>>82982018 (OP)
Very simple. Just get insanely lucky

>>82982018 (OP)
It purely comes down to luck and being ready to court the maiden once they appear.
Bit like shiny hunting.

I thought you could make them by spiking their food with bovine mammary supplement?

>>82982018 (OP)
find a titcel and give them covid boosters

Seems like super hot girls are either dating total slob cavemen or like the skinniest wigger twink white rappers

>>82983100
anti-vaxxers want to take this away from you

>>82982018 (OP)
you can start by not calling them titcows

>>82983100
>Look it up
>It's real
How the fuck. As both a biologist and a boob fetishist I am really curious as to how this can happen

>>82983328
if you're a biologist you should know by now the coof vaxx changes up your DNA a bit

>>82983328
Wtf, I'm a biofag and obsessed with mega-tits too.

>>82983375
"using gene therapy to increase bust size without the use of invasive cosmetic procedures" will be my Phd title.
>>82983403
I look upon you and know that you are my brother