>>82985469
>not pissing on his cupped hands and bringing them up to his nose to take a deep long whiff
Just do it in the shower. If it is very dark in the morning you should drink some water before bed, but not so much that it causes you to wake up in the middle of the night.
>i piss like once an hour
You either do nothing all day and have easy access to the toilet, meaning your bladder is like a spoiled child, or you are indeed fucked.