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Anonymous No.82990170 [Report] >>82990187 >>82990379 >>82990427 >>82990453 >>82990504
Well r9k i might have gone into contract whit a Loa today
So uuhhm how much trouble will i be in if i backout of our agrement? Im male.
𖤐 No.82990187 [Report] >>82990204
>>82990170 (OP)
>Breaching contract with a sacred entity
What do you think?
Anonymous No.82990204 [Report] >>82990218
>>82990187
Yeah i kinda figured, well shit
𖤐 No.82990218 [Report] >>82990246
>>82990204
iirc loa aren't crazy powerful or anything, you'll probably just lose favor. they'll also warn you
Anonymous No.82990246 [Report] >>82990277
>>82990218
Yeah idk if i want that warning i wrote down that if i breach contrakt he can have my hearth. And i know the deal is signed becous i felt dizzy as fuck at the library earlyer today (i was hydrated) its also stamped and finger printed whit my own blood som no wrigeling out of this one im afraid
𖤐 No.82990277 [Report] >>82990326
>>82990246
Yeah you're already locked in bud, should've thought ahead. Brings me back to the days of drawing sigils under the floorboards and forcing a goetia's hand into an unfavorable deal due to replicating a mythological event in a book I read where the protagonist did the same thing.
Anyway, yeah, what is your side of the deal?
schadenfoid No.82990304 [Report]
brother, why would you do this if you weren't already prepared to go all in? foolish little thing
Anonymous No.82990326 [Report] >>82990374
>>82990277
>12h day work
>try to be funny when the oportunity arises
>always be honest even to my own momentery detriment
>always offer him a cup of coffe in the morning
>go out of my way to help someone that seems lonely
>stand up for people that seems mistreted
=
In return i get a fuckbuddy/gf and a new more interesting jobb and no more porn addiction. Now i understand that loa's cant really be forced to give you anything.but one can hope
Anonymous No.82990352 [Report]
Reminds me of the time that I had to sign a contract with an employment agency several years ago.
Then I never heard from them again. NEETdom FTW.
Anonymous No.82990353 [Report] >>82990387 >>82990420
can someone give me a qrd on what a loa is and how i get into a contract with one
𖤐 No.82990374 [Report] >>82990420
>>82990326
lol 'non, all that shit seems pretty easy to do. It's such a low stakes contract your Loa probably wouldn't even care, it's completely your loss.
Anonymous No.82990379 [Report] >>82990387 >>82990420
>>82990170 (OP)
what even is a loa anon?
schadenfoid No.82990387 [Report] >>82990395 >>82990481
>>82990353
>>82990379
check out google dot com
Anonymous No.82990395 [Report] >>82990415
>>82990387
Go away schadenfoid, back to /BioFem/ with you!
schadenfoid No.82990415 [Report]
>>82990395
*hisses and takes a swipe at you then skitters away*
Anonymous No.82990420 [Report] >>82990435 >>82990451 >>82990481
>>82990379
>>82990353
Ask for em i suppose theyll come if they are interested
>>82990374
Cant miss a day tho, but yeah its mby not the most extravagant but something i desperatly want. Im pretty socialy retarded aswell so i belive some of the things might be harder for me than for someone else
Anonymous No.82990427 [Report]
>>82990170 (OP)
How? What did you ask for?
Anonymous No.82990435 [Report]
>>82990420
no thank you, i don't wanna sell my butthole to some diddy entity or whatever they are
𖤐 No.82990451 [Report] >>82990535
>>82990420
The hardest thing on that list is 12hr workday, fuck that shit dude. Unless you only work 3 or so days and not a full week. Probably could've accomplished what you wanted just from saving up money alone with that work ethic.
Anonymous No.82990453 [Report] >>82990477 >>82990535
>>82990170 (OP)
Do you really believe in this retarded shit, anon?
𖤐 No.82990477 [Report]
>>82990453
>I am perplexed, Satan! Get out!
Anonymous No.82990481 [Report] >>82990535
>>82990387
ok
>>82990420
>Ask for em i suppose theyll come if they are interested
i somehow doubt even if there is someone listening theyd come
Anonymous No.82990504 [Report]
>>82990170 (OP)
Any contract can be broken, and any transgression remedied. There are an infinite number of ways to right wrongs. I would make a genuine, serious effort to appease the spirit in other ways that work for you. As this will give you the most peace of mind, and work out for the loa. You could opt to go down the protection path. As humans, we are molded in the image of God. We have that ultimate power inside us, and can banish, and overpower any spiritual entity that exists. Hence why they're always willing to work with us to begin with.. So keep that in mind. Just, it's harder to shake the paranoia with the spiritual protection path if you don't have that deep rooted knowing of your inner strength. Hence my suggestion of appeasement.

>How to appease spiritual entity?
Make an altar to their liking. Give them a proper vessel (Idol) to inhabit. Gift them offerings that you know they would appreciate. Honestly, it's not much different than being a good host for a guest in your home. Make them comfortable. Make them feel appreciated. Be attentive, and listen to their needs. This can go on for as long as you feel necessary given your level of tramsgression. It also will typically bring you good things associated with the loa in question if you take your worship seriously. The only thing outside of being a good host that is typically universally liked is getting other's to do the same. As in, get other people to worship the loa too. Hell, you could keep making threads about it on r9k, and sort of do that funnily enough. Become the "imbred" of your loa on here.

Best of luck.
Anonymous No.82990535 [Report] >>82990732 >>82990738
>>82990481
Depends on how enticing your offering is
>>82990451
Mm yeah but would i be able to work like that whitout the threat of consequences?
>>82990453
Sure as fuck do!
Anonymous No.82990732 [Report] >>82991081
>>82990535
Are you really really REALLY susceptible to new ideas, anon? If so, could you describe your personality a little?
I need to start a cult, people seem to really eat this shit up
Anonymous No.82990738 [Report] >>82991102
>>82990535
>Depends on how enticing your offering is
im probably like, the spiritual version of "used goods" with nothing to offer
Anonymous No.82991081 [Report]
>>82990732
Xd nope im not, im actually really good at reading people and sencing the socialy vulnerable. Otherwise i keep mostly to myself and do my own thing i have alot of aqueintences but honestly not to many super close friends, cant really remeber when i hanged whit someone 1 on one in along time. It is what it is. Like art like to draw aswell. I work in hospital labs mostly hemtalogy/lmmunology+microbiology. Mm i have a crippeling futanari addiction make of that what you will shrinkboi. I am extreamly curious how ever and if i encounter something strange i NEED to explore it in fact the stranger a premise the more enticing it is
Anonymous No.82991102 [Report]
>>82990738
Dont be so harsh on yourself, you van allways offer your actions