Thread 82990936

Fuck it, I am going to become plapjak. Tired of being a virgin and this whale wants to be my fwb. She is like 100kg and 165cm tall. Boys, what the FUCK do I do. She said shit like "come here and make a baby." Whale got diabetes type 2 nigga

>>82990936 (OP)
>She said shit like "come here and make a baby."
Do not get this bitch pregnant, and buy some birth control and force her to take it or you won't fuck her. She's trying to babytrap you.

>>82990949
But the question is, do I fuck this obese whale or not. She legit is obese nigga

>>82990936 (OP)
If you fuck her okay whatever. DO NOT GET THIS WOMAN PREGNANT! DO NOT DO IT DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT DO IT PLEASE DONT!!!!!!!!

>>82990986
i wont but fucking an obese women with diabetes is kinda weird

>>82990936 (OP)
I could never handle the shame of being known as the guy who fucks landwhales. like I genuinely couldnt. I had a few fat girls who expressed their attraction towards me but even the thought of walking around town with her by my side makes me feel sick. if you have no such worries go for it if she is a nice preson and you could live with yourself, but be prepared to be judged by literally everyone who learns of your situation

>>82990936 (OP)
better small fish than an empty dish
or bigger fish, in your case

>>82990952
If you're into fat bitches I guess yeah, go ahead, but if not, why bother? She probably smells like ass and cheetos.

>>82990999
i mean i told her we could be fwb nothing more and she was like okay come here and fuck me so i wont walk around her in town lol

>>82990991
yeah i agree, i wouldn't lose my beautiful virginity to that. describing her as having diabetes and it being weird is funny asf.

>>82990936 (OP)
You shouldn't breed with obese ppl the same way you shouldn't breed with druggies. She'll die at 40 and you'll be stuck raising a child.

>>82991017
she is also on ozempic

>>82990936 (OP)
>She said shit like "come here and make a baby."
I'm a 26yo incel BBW lover with a horrible breeding fetish. This would get me to fold like a pancake. That aside, fuck her BUT... BUY. A. PLAN. B.!

>>82990936 (OP)
How old and ugly are you? Is this truly the best you can do? If I lost my virginity with a fattie I think it would define all my later sexual experiences, like anytime I wanted to jerk off I would be reminded of her smelly backside I stuck it in. The post-fuck clarity would be fucking insane

>>82990991
>Fuck it, I am going to become plapjak
so what's it gonna beeee
PS post whale pics

>>82990936 (OP)
Fuck you guys, There is this really cute one at my job. I almost feel in love. I am happy

>>82990936 (OP)
glhf
you only live once

>>82990936 (OP)
You'll regret it when she takes off her bra and her tits flop down like plastic bags half full of water. You'll regret it again when you touch them.

>>82990991
>>82990999
>>82991152
volcels get out!

>>82991127
>>82991151
>>82991152
>>82991165
WTF DO I DO BROS

>>82990936 (OP)
>fat enough to have the 'beetus
Don't do it anon. Don't you dare. You'll regret it.

>>82991165
I'm not a volcel I'm just in a depressive episode right now.

>>82991165
is it considered volcelling if you never even approached a woman

>>82990936 (OP)
How ugly are you OP? A few of my frens have become plapjaks. It's really fucking shocking since they're quite attractive too (at least 7/10). They've given up though it seems. Dating is just fucked in year of our lord '25. I recommend not becoming a plapjak since it will haunt you forever. If it was me I'd rather die alone as an incel.

>>82991225
I am like 178cm tall, fit, i work in healthcare, i think im normal attractive, not insane chad though

>>82991231
Nah bro what the fuck. Don't do it then. You can do better. How old are you?

>>82990952
I'd say don't do it. Too much can go wrong and pretty much nothing can go right.
She could get attached after you stick your dick in her and go psycho on you, and it's not right to use people for sex and ditch them after.
Plus she could get pregnant, but condoms should cut the risk of this down to negligible.
At best you find out from personal experience how bad sex can truly be. I've been baited and switched into fucking fat chicks a couple times at Asian massage parlors, they are usually loose, have zero stamina, and their buttholes are stinky.
I'd say a much better option for no strings attached sex is to just fuck hookers, anon.

>>82991171
bro. if you have a chance to score just fucking take it because you'll regret on missing out for sure. it's better to have mixed experience than no experience whatsoever. there will be some parts of it that you'll enjoy for sure.

>>82990936 (OP)
bro why don't you hagmaxx my nigga?
Im not trying to be obtuse but Im sure if you can pull fat chicks your age you can pull a mid hag that's an acceptable weight.
please nonny my nigga don't do this...

>>82991234
22 yo bro

>>82991171
Nonchalantly go for it. Flirt with her. Ask her about her day or something. You lucky bastard. Tortas are women too.

>>82991261
Nonononono. Plapjakking is like the absolute last resort. 22 is young as fuck, you shouldn't even be considering this. Maybe if you were like 35 and still an incel

You people are evil. Why have sex with someone who you're not attracted to

>>82991261
Nigga, 22 yo is too young to become a Torta Soldier!
Don't do this nigga i'm begging you plap hags bro.
When you enter the trenches of the Torta warzone you're a BBW warrior for life nigga.
FOR LIFE

>>82991288
To add to anon's post, she might look well groomed but I assure you it's going to REEK. Her ass crack will smell like stuff from nightmares. You will legit get ptsd and not want to have sex again. Try hagmaxxing.

>>82990936 (OP)
>>82990952
You already type like a little hoodrat and we all know your type of guys like the fat ghetto sheboons

>>82990936 (OP)
I could not get an erection from a fat woman. Many years of cooming to 9/10s have rendered 80% of women unattractive to me. And I'm glad I'm like this. Nothing would destroy my self-esteem like becoming a plapjack. Banging a woman 90% of men are disgusted of is no achievement.

>>82990936 (OP)
>100 kg
that's how much i weigh, i'm 20 cm taller than that, and i feel like i'm so cartoonishly obese and i hate myself so much i turn my eyes away whenever i see my reflection in a mirror. lmfao. how do you let it get this bad?

>>82991308
Hes probably a white zoomer thoughbeit. They type like this too for some reason.

>>82991287
They are never going to find a woman that can pair bond with their average two digit bodycount, these guys might as well ruin their ability to do so too if they get the chance.

Why are there so m uch different opinions, should i fuck or not??? its my virginity guys

>>82991357
DO. NOT. FUCK. THE. LANDWHALE.

>>82991357
There are no roasties with pair bonding left, your virginity isn't worth anything. Fuck her.

>>82991357
I was memeing with the Vegeta spamming.
But I was serious about the hag thing because that's pretty much the method i've started to use as a fellow v card holder.
If you can stomach it might as well but there's a better way pretty much

>>82991392
how do i get hags

>>82991287
I 100% agree. OP, sticking your dick in her will be like unlocking Pandora's Box. You do not want a jealous woman in your life.

She's plapping herself right now to the thought of you OP. Go satisfy her desire. Take the plapjak pill.

>>82991402
when i was your age hags at work used to be on me all the time but i was too retarded to hit.
maybe try facebook and put the age to 30+.
All the women i talk to now are at least 6+ years older than me.
I'm too retarded and ugly for girls my age.

>>82991392
Hags are disgusting, I'd much rather have a young obese girl than a bag of dusty bones (28+).

>>82991572
so i just change my current age on dating apps to start from 30?

>>82991598
No no, change your age PREFERENCE to 30+
I would stick with Fb dating its less pressure and more Hags for you.
There's BBWs on there too if you like.
I Hags are easier to talk to and they text back.

>>82991288
anon from >>82991266 It is whatever. I gooned to worse things. A fat chick is fine I think.

>>82991591
Trvke but BBWs are disgustinger
at least for me
Pick your poison as they say

>>82991357
fuck that landwhale. DO IT so that you can understand how fucking worthless pussy is and be less neurotypical/autistic.
but im telling you from experience of being in your exact shoes shoes at that age having the option to knock up a mordibly obese woman, you will literally get turned off by the smell of that rancid asscrack as well as just the overall hugeness of her body. you'll be subonsciously thinking "am i fucking a man?", "am i fucking a wildebeest?". you'll get hard, but your boner will get immediately killed from the wiff of that shit smell beamed at you from her asshole.
even if you try to get her pregnant, you won't be capable of doing so.

>>82990936 (OP)
hello yes how do you know or meet this whale, i think this is important

>>82991379
What constitutes plapjak? Anything over 30 BMI? Am I safe with a 28 BMI girl?

There is more honour in being a virgin than fucking a fat slob anon. I have done it too and afterwards the shame is like nothing you have ever experienced. The girl in my case was very fat and quite ugly. She also had hairy armpits and pussy, when I pulled out and came on her stomach I came back to reality and realized what I had done. I saw her hairy pussy stare back at me below her folds that were now covered in my cum. I felt ill for a week whenever I thought of that sight

>>82990936 (OP)
Fuck the whale. I know I would.

>>82991127
whats your job, my job has zero fatties and i'm mad

>>82990999
>Moids date women only other moids can feel attraction too, despite liking her and her personality
Kek cucked and gay, why is the Y chromosome so retarded?

>>82990936 (OP)
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANON
DONT DO IT
DONT GIVE YOURSELF LESS REASONS TO SMILE
IVE SEEN WHAT IT DOES TO GOOD MEN
JUST WAIT TILL YOU FIND THE RIGHT WOMAN

I think we lost him in the folds lads
It's so over.

>>82993381
He's knee deep in folds as we speak