Thread 82993575

I should kill my elf. I hate elf elf is bad. Get out of my playground get out of my playground get out of my playground get out of my playground get out of my playground get out of my playground get out of my playground get out of my playground get out of my playground get out of my playground get out of my playground get out of my playground get out of my playground get out of my playground get out of my playground get out of my playground get out of my playground

>>82993575 (OP)
Man I LOVE elves. We is literally the elves

>>82993575 (OP)
what did elf do to you?

>>82993593
I DISAPPROVE OF YOU

>>82993575 (OP)
i know a nice elf though
not all elf is bad

>>82993628
They killed my wife. I miss my wife.

>>82993641
Fuck you. I hope your midget race dies. In most of my favourite games they're either extinct or incredibly rare.

>>82993652
Who was your wife?

>>82993650
JUst becouse one elf good doesnt mean 99% of elf isnt bad and bad for humanity world you are committid something called logical phallacy

>>82993669
A fair and kindly woman. Strong too. Had great abs.

>>82993663
I am bigger than you. Humans can be bigger than elves this is just a generalisation. For example, dark elves tend to be short. On average, taking all elf species, you are shorter than us, and you will be conquered by us, and we will use your magic wands to kill your own kind

elves won actually

>>82993707
was she killed on a playground? what is the op referring to when it says playground

>>82993593
love me some elves

>>82993772
I dont want ELVES IN MY FUCKING PLAYGROUND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT FUCKING MEANS RETARD

>>82993799
You got a playground in your backyard? yeah i wouldnt like elves trespassing on my property either

>>82993809
Elves are not protected by self defence laws, if they trespass, you can just shoot 'em

>>82993698
no, i just want to say not all elf bad
your elf may be but not all elf is, plz find good elf instead

>>82993902
ALL ELF BAD EVERY SINGLE ONE OF EM

>>82993932
sex with elves actually

>>82993932
but i met good elf, not all elf bad
how you explain that?

>>82993940
do NOT allow their genes in our gene pool

>>82993946
Your mind is corrupted and wrong you should eat her

>>82993966
said elf is a he, and my mind is incorruptible
not eating him, he good elf and he beary nice

>>82994002
no i meant eat your brain stupid see? its good for nothing just eat it

>>82994012
>be me
>in 4chan
>anon thinks i still have a brain left
you overestimate me, anon
we do not bring our brains to the chan, did no one tell you?

>>82994024
I think you might be serbian and that irks me

>>82994059
i'm very far from serbia, anon
plz stop overestimating me
are you serbian?

>>82994200
im not serban vulovic
where do tehy have elves outside of my playground

>>82994216
guess elves are more crafty and populous than you thought, non-serbian anon

>>82994322
ELVES only crafty in being stupid bad

so weird. this entire board is morphing to my inner world. Because it is my dream.

>>82994360
Uh oh! I think this guy has the scimzoyprenia! i think he might be developing psy-hoe-sis! he should listen to gangnam style!

>>82994342
wrong, my elf fren not bad and quite nice instead, he talks to me and keeps me company
are you jelly of elves?

>>82994398
elves dont know how to cook. There is no jelly to be had.

>>82994414
my elf fren can cook really tasty food
we met thanks to him making a thread about it and we talked a lot about food, so you're WRONG

>>82994504
did you taste the food? elves know nothing but lies and deceit

>>82994519
i made some of it before yes, so yes i have
he can't lie if he says something i know is true :^)

>>82994589
YOu are DELUDED BY SIN AND EVIL AND BIG EARS. I am GOING NOW. GOOD DAY SIR.

>>82994609
good day, sir
i will stick to my nice elves and keep hoping you find nice elf to be frens with