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Anonymous No.82996466 [Report] >>82996470 >>82996473 >>82996486 >>82996511 >>82996517 >>82996533 >>82996561 >>82996606 >>82997058 >>82997699 >>82998273 >>82998290 >>82998311 >>82998426 >>82998430 >>82998452 >>82998475 >>82998609 >>82999564 >>83000141
What job gives you the best access to hot women?
Anonymous No.82996470 [Report] >>82996474 >>82996484 >>82996487
>>82996466 (OP)
Burn Ward at a hospital.
Anonymous No.82996473 [Report] >>82996541
>>82996466 (OP)
Probably dairy Queen if ur 18
Anonymous No.82996474 [Report] >>82996547
>>82996470
would be funnier if you said firefighter
Anonymous No.82996481 [Report]
Sous chef/exec chef if you play it smart
Anonymous No.82996484 [Report]
>>82996470
Crematorium? Smoking hot women?
Anonymous No.82996486 [Report] >>82996499
>>82996466 (OP)
that's the girl from lazytown
Anonymous No.82996487 [Report] >>82996505
>>82996470
>Burn Ward at a hospital.
>edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Anonymous No.82996499 [Report] >>82997087 >>82998592
>>82996486
>the girl from lazytown
Pretty much
Anonymous No.82996503 [Report]
band member
Anonymous No.82996505 [Report] >>82996515
>>82996487
>why are there jokes on my bbc racebait forum MOOOODS
Anonymous No.82996511 [Report]
>>82996466 (OP)
Why is he holding her leg while looking up her skirt?
Anonymous No.82996515 [Report]
>>82996505
>bbc racebait
Damn you really are a redditor. Obsessed with nigger cock
Anonymous No.82996517 [Report]
>>82996466 (OP)
Military. Don't ask me to explain.
Anonymous No.82996533 [Report] >>82997845
>>82996466 (OP)
prob office worker lol
Anonymous No.82996541 [Report] >>82996585
>>82996473
I am NOT a pedophile anon
Anonymous No.82996547 [Report]
>>82996474
I agree with this lulz
Anonymous No.82996553 [Report] >>82996580 >>82996591
cheerleader.

but you've got to pretend to be gay, or asexual. Or just super damn professional. The level of asexual professionalism demanded can be like being a gynocologist; but at least you're not dealing with as many old, fat, ugly, or sick women with rotting infected vaginas.
Anonymous No.82996561 [Report]
>>82996466 (OP)
drug dealer probably
Anonymous No.82996570 [Report]
High school teacher.
Anonymous No.82996580 [Report] >>82996591
>>82996553
Depending on that fat guys personality and if he's a fag or not, he's probably swimming in puss because of how strong and reliable he seems.
Anonymous No.82996585 [Report] >>82999490
>>82996541
Never said you were but it is well known that dq hires attractive teen girls.
Anonymous No.82996591 [Report]
>>82996553
>>82996580
Oh, and he's pretty tall and probably still growing if this is high school.
Anonymous No.82996606 [Report] >>82996654 >>82997381 >>82998302
>>82996466 (OP)
>What job gives you the best access to hot women?
from what I've seen the from the mothers promoting their daughters:
Anonymous No.82996654 [Report] >>82996665
>>82996606
Damn. I don't think men should be allowed to be gymnastic coaches.
Anonymous No.82996665 [Report] >>82996676 >>82996677
>>82996654
It's ok. Most girls are molested by their own dads
Anonymous No.82996676 [Report]
>>82996665
Why are men like this? You should protect your daughters, a man willing to violate his daughter is the worst type of man to me.
Anonymous No.82996677 [Report]
>>82996665
no they're not you dummy
Anonymous No.82997058 [Report]
>>82996466 (OP)
Why do I like the pink hair as much as I do? God damn.
Anonymous No.82997087 [Report] >>82997104
>>82996499
That's halsey? Good god..Fuck. She's hot. She is hot. She is so hot. God damn. I'm down bad.
Anonymous No.82997104 [Report] >>82997120
>>82997087
Are you stroking?
Anonymous No.82997116 [Report] >>82997770 >>82998412
Airline pilot
Anonymous No.82997120 [Report] >>82997133
>>82997104
No. I am not, however she is really hot. If only........ she's really attractive
Anonymous No.82997133 [Report] >>82997166
>>82997120
I dont see enough love for her on here. She is crazy hot literally
Anonymous No.82997166 [Report]
>>82997133
I don't know her, don't listen to her music, but she is attractive
Anonymous No.82997381 [Report]
>>82996606
erm what lamo wat the fug
Anonymous No.82997384 [Report]
it was safeway for me. so many cute girls
Anonymous No.82997699 [Report]
>>82996466 (OP)
cafe or trendy food joint e.g. poke or esoteric shit like acai etc
they prefer hot chicks to get tips ane clients at such places
i used to only apply to stores in town that had 8+ working at them back in college, never failed to fuck an 18yr old baddie
Anonymous No.82997770 [Report]
>>82997116
This. They are enough of a distraction that my instructor warned me about them.
Anonymous No.82997845 [Report]
>>82996533
worked two different office jobs and I can say absolutely not. One was in a rural area, one was remote. Every single one of my co-workers both times were old fucks. There were like 2 girls around my age and they both worked in HR at the first job. Never encountered a single girl around my age at the 2nd. Maybe if you get an office job located in some hip metro area full of yuppies you can find them.

I'd say dine-in restaurants are the best for the hottest women. Usually 18-24 range working as waitresses. Older ones with education work as teachers and nurses. Despite the supposed "progress" from feminism women are still generally working the same jobs they always have.
Anonymous No.82998273 [Report]
>>82996466 (OP)
Massage therapist for the female's olympic track team.
Anonymous No.82998290 [Report]
>>82996466 (OP)
Isn't that lazytown?
Anonymous No.82998302 [Report]
>>82996606
Don't say it..
Anonymous No.82998311 [Report]
>>82996466 (OP)
Being a bouncer for a Strip Club
Anonymous No.82998412 [Report]
>>82997116
holy shit this is literally perfect
Anonymous No.82998426 [Report]
>>82996466 (OP)
Doctors fuck nurses a lot
Anonymous No.82998430 [Report]
>>82996466 (OP)
in practice it's bartender, but massage therapist is definitely a better fantasy job.
Anonymous No.82998452 [Report]
>>82996466 (OP)
Successful businessman/director in the film industry, every once a while theres a scandal about one drowning in hot famous pussy
Anonymous No.82998475 [Report]
>>82996466 (OP)
gymnastics coach, probably
Anonymous No.82998480 [Report]
yoga instructor
Anonymous No.82998521 [Report]
How pathetic are you that you need a job just to meet women? Do you just have no other purpose in life?
Anonymous No.82998592 [Report]
>>82996499
Good God she murdered my little girl...
Anonymous No.82998609 [Report]
>>82996466 (OP)
Bartender or anything in hospitality in general
Anonymous No.82999490 [Report]
If you're into art hoes and goths, coffee shops

>>82996585
all major fast food and retail does
Anonymous No.82999564 [Report]
>>82996466 (OP)
>What job gives you the best access to hot women?
I work at a hospital and there's hot women crawling all over the place, especially among the nurses. I got my gf from this place because there's so many women you just find one and ask 'em out.
Anonymous No.82999742 [Report]
kindergarten teacher
Anonymous No.82999791 [Report]
Brandy Melville or Lululemon store assistant. I swear all of those girls are parttime models.
ruby !!w/iqVkZlyVP No.83000141 [Report]
>>82996466 (OP)
when i was in high school i touched the girls thigh (who i was friends with) sitting next to me during a field trip and i still cringe at it i could never do that shit to a random foid