Thread 82997581

>christfag suggests reading the book of job to cope with grief
God says "lol, do it faggot" and basically dares Satan to fuck this dude up and then when that dude's entire innocent family is dead God whips out his tech deck and starts doing tricks and caps it all off by calling him a loser with a dead faggot ass family. That's just a /v/tard describing how they dab on their sims characters, what the fuck is inspiring or nice about that?

Doesn't he give him another wife and family at the end? It's kind of an epic story desu

tldr lifes unfair, don't whine, God's God, cope and pray harder.

>>82997594
Christians are all psychopaths if they think a fucking family is fungible lmao

>>82997649
women and children are your property as a man, god giving him a new one (probably better too, hotter less bitchy wife etc) is totally legitimate

>>82997581 (OP)
Well He's God, so he can do whatever he wants with his creations. Same thing with you can do whatever you want with the things that you own.

>>82997946
Me when i have to torture my children because i am bored

>>82997700
You will never have sex unless youre being raped in prison

>>82997581 (OP)
>what the fuck is inspiring or nice about that?
Nothing. The Hebrew tribes were miserable star worshipers that didn't like each other and murdered neighboring tribes sometimes "just because". They were 1000 years behind the Greeks in everything. Science, health, sanitation, construction, mapping the stars (that they worshiped).

Their mythology is ugly and their tutelary spirit actively hates them according to their own stories. The "lessons" you get out of the Tanakh are that life is shit and it's your destiny to be miserable, fuck you.

>>82997581 (OP)
>I completely missed the premise of the story because I'm low IQ
>LMAO CRISTYFAGS R SO DUM???? LMAO XDD!!!11

>>82998445
Disgusting image but yeah the Old Testament is basically just Jewish fairy tales and I don't know if it's blasphemous or not to say that but whatever.

>>82998538
If you only subscribe to one religion then you're blaspheming in the other 3999 religions. Just add one more and tell them all to fuck off.

If their gods don't matter, guess what? None of them matter.

>>82997594
>Kills everyone you love
>Replaces them with new people like family are cogs in a clock
No wonder Gnosticism is popular. What a dick.

it's a judeo narcissistic abuse cult

that story is the number 1 reason NOT to have faith

>jewgod breaks his covenant and sends evil your way despite being innocent
>jewgod proves he is a liar because satan somehow has access to heaven despite making a big show about cursing him to earth in genesis
>jewgod destroyed his life for no reason at all other than a bet
>jewgod spergs out and exclaims that he's allowed to do anything not because he is good but because he has power

>>82998483
>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Bible. The point is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical theology most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head

>>82998751
To be fair to the semi-literate mystics that scribbled that nonsense down on a scroll, they never thought for a second in their wretchedness that modern sophisticated people, who don't revel in cruelty and barbarism, would be analyzing their fairy tales for morality 2800 years later.

Most of them probably thought the world would burst into flames or be destroyed by their patron spirit long before that ever happened. If we time-traveled them into the present and taught them English they'd probably try to smash our heads with a stone for daring to read their magic texts at all.

>>82997581 (OP)
it's a slave religion

Ecclesiastes is the real black pill.