Thread 82998202

Free rent + 300/week allowance in exchange for a 15-30 minute cunnilingus everyday.
You will get your own room but you're not allowed to bring anyone over unless it's a friend who will also lick my pussy.
I don't want sex, and no mutual oral sex, you lick my pussy whenever I'm horny and then I go away.

>>82998202 (OP)
>200 horny replies

I might fuck you in your sleep every now and again, is that a dealbreaker?

>>82998202 (OP)
$300/mo won't cover the cost of getting mouth cancer

shit id cook too... i would like to stuff a foids gullet full of yummy food

In what way is this not the ideal way to live? It's been so long since I got to eat pussy and I can't work

>>82998206
God fucked up when he made the sexes so different in horniness.

>>82998202 (OP)
if you can move me to the States I'd do it for free

>>82998202 (OP)
I'd do this for my gf for free.

>>82998202 (OP)
sure unless you're gross, and as long as you don't have a problem if I cum during.

>15-30 minutes
not enough

well that's gross but i could buy a lot of video games idk i'll think about it

>>82998202 (OP)
>maid
You mean butler or manservant.

the fact that literally every moid will take this offer happily shows how worthless and desperate you all are, compare to the gender-reversed thread I took this from

>>82998341
bro what do you expect? It's litterly offering free money, free rent and free oral sex most guys don't get any of that unless they work there arses off.

>>82998341
I just like eating pussy calm down.

>>82998341
Please keep insulting me, it turns me on. Can you be on your phone and look disinterested while I'm eating you out too?

I have an absurdly strong oral fixation, there will be more than 30 minutes of cunnilingus a day. I would like to go down on a chick for hours, maybe toss in some chemsex as well. What a life that would be

>>82998202 (OP)
Shit, I'd do that for free. Actually, I'd give YOU free rent and then pay you 2.1k/month to let me lick your pussy whenever I want and then I go away.

>>82998202 (OP)
FUCKING kike PSYOP

>>82998202 (OP)
got a kek out of me, thanks
>women when asked to be a bj slave: eww
>men when asked to be a pussy licker: don't threaten me with a good time
hilarious, really

>>82998202 (OP)
i'd do this but i get to dictate the hygiene levels of your vagina and if they're not appropriate i will assist in washing if you can't

>>82998202 (OP)
>free money and a place to live plus I get to live my femdom fantasy
Signing up even though I know it's bait.

Can the friend be a female?

>>82998202 (OP)
if you're not fat and you don't shave i'd do it for free

>15-30 minutes a day
Bitch, for free rent+$300 a week in allowance you should be more demanding than that. There are men out there who'd do that for free or who'd pay YOU to do it. There are couples out there who give each other more oral than that for free without financial obligations. Unless you get off on having a live-in cunnilingus slave who you're paying this much I don't see why you'd pay that much. That's insane.

>>82998202 (OP)
Bitch you should be paying me

The oral fixation is insane. There are people who genuinely do it for the love of the game.

>>82998202 (OP)
I don't want chlamydia nona

>>82998202 (OP)
literally would move out to do this. and I'm wealthy already.

>>82998202 (OP)
only indians are gonna take this offer

The pegging version of this thread appeals to me more.

>>83001000
Nah, I'm white with $800k+ net worth and I'd do it in a heartbeat.

Tempting but I much rather be a call...boy (somehow sound gay phasing it like that), A on call gigolo (that sound better I guess) as I prefer to live alone.

You would also need to show test results and be bathed, otherwise dental dams will be required.

>>82998341
Men are horny and willing to do basically anything for women because of being so horny.
more news at 11

>>82998209
can guys really get mouth cancer from licking pussy?
I thougt that only happens when you face fuck girls