Thread 82998408

Free rent + 2.1k/month allowance in exchange for a 15-30 minute pegging sesh 2-3 times a week
You will get your own room but you're not allowed to bring anyone over unless it's a twink who will also take it up his ass
I don't want vanilla sex, you open your yaoi hole whenever I'm horny and then I go away.

>>82998408 (OP)
ok great, now that you posted this one then the other one isn't believable. how dumb are you? just do one at a time damn

>>82998408 (OP)
Ugh sigh
Time to fap to another porn fantasy again

>>82998408 (OP)
can i watch... please... i need this...

>>82998436
Do you show up in any yaoi thread?

>>82998472
literally yes. im a fujo. why wouldn't i?

>>82998478
having gay sex while being watched by a fujo would be hot...mmmmmmm

>>82998496
so do i get to live for free and watch?

>>82998505
not op but sure. you could even join in if you want...

>>82998408 (OP)
I know this is fake but 2.1k for being a human sex toy (not even using my penis)
Idk if I'd do it, but it's hot in a humiliating way

>>82998408 (OP)
I'd do this for free, but alas, I'm a chopped zoomer.

>>82998512
>you could even join in if you want...
ewww no. i just wanna watch

>>82998516
be kind to yourself you deserve more

>>82998519
ah thats too bad.
say... you wouldnt happen to be one of those... lezzies... would you...?

what sort of men and sex do fujos even want, do I qualify as a lanky skelly or do I need to get buff?

>>82998549
im no lesbian. im a khhv tho and very strict about the sanctity and purity of myself, s.m.h., i would never join a threesome or have sex with a man i dont love eternally.
i just wanna watch!! for my fujo powers!!!

>>82998563
what if u loved me eternally... and i had sex with another guy in front of you...

>>82998561
lanky skelly bottoms are fine, as long as the top is at least kinda muscular. two twinky men are fine. 2 muscular guys with twinkdom is best tho

>>82998566
thatd be cheating and id be greatly upset, but also my heart already belongs to my crush

>>82998408 (OP)
i'd do this in a heartbeat. i take care of my looks and every girl i've sent my face to for feedback, besides a normie one who didn't like my long hair, has said i'm attractive
downside is that i'm 24 and can't travel. i'm gonna be 25 or 26 by the time i can actually go anywhere. damn it. aging this much when i haven't gotten to experience anything in life is so extremely unfair

>>82998523
kindness where kindness is due.

>>82998576
oh hold on. youre the foid who said shed sit in the grass and feed the crows
i should have known!

>>82998586
yes! im the only one who posts griffith x guts yaoi everywhere (to my knowledge at least)
you did mention youre bisexual, makes sense youd be here

>>82998588
shucks. you know too much. gonna have to shoot ya. FBI director's orders.

>>82998593
can i at least watch 2 men have sex first before im killed?

>>82998601
ehhhhhhhhh heads or tails.

>>82998408 (OP)
off topic but picrel top reminds me of gavis bettel

>>82998605
why do i need to bet on it, its my last wish, even criminals get a last meal.
tails tho

>>82998613
oops.... dropped the coin in the rain gutter... looks like youre stuck in limbo babe.

>>82998615
wait does that mean im still getting killed or not? or can i still watch gay sex to fuel my yaoi powers? or neither

>>82998623
It means your crush is gonna get railed by Griffith in front of you while you're held down Eclipse style

>>82998623
oh there will be the steamy bits.... except you wont be able to see it happen!!! muhaha

>>82998628
my crush would totally flip it on him and rail him. id be upset because of cheating tho. unless he wasnt my bf yet.
its funny tho, my crush wanted to cosplay griffith... griffith on griffith sex... mmmm...

>>82998638
I WILL FIND A WAY!!! i cant let such an opportunity get away from me

griffith sucks i could look like griffith but i'd rather cosplay guts

>>82998651
your witchy fujo powers drained away as i rail a hot twink... oh im so so evil

>>82998660
guts is cool, you should do it. i just like griffith cause i like beautiful, pretty men (and his character is the most interesting to me)

>>82998660
I look kinda like guts if he had bodyhair, can I cosplay Griffith w/ you?

>>82998669
stop being evil. let me refuel. i wanna watch. stop being mean

>>82998677
eghhhhh no!!! im draining your powers and stealing the twinks mana so i can level up my magic and hear the crows talk to me of spicy gossip and conspiracies to kill feds.

>>82998685
but you agreed to it earlier!! come on anon! this is important to me! i wanna hear crows talk too and get gossip and hear conspiracies to kill glowies!!!

>>82998695
hmph fine. one onnneee itty bitty condition: you buy all the peanuts and cashews

>>82998710
i can do that. small price to pay for fujo fuel

f tier fetish
bottoming for a guy makes sense
bottoming for a woman makes no sense
You cant even feel anything
Just a humiliation ritual

>>82998717
you fell for my trap!!!! i cast inflation lvl 3000!! ohhhh im so evil and devious even Maduro is blushing at the percentages right now

>>82998720
That's the fun. To see a man cry, whimper and shake while u slowly deflower his yaoi hole with your 8 inch strap

>>82998726
inflation??? what do you mean, inflation? am i fat now?
thats really awful of you anon. i dont even have powers cause i havent witnessed gay sex. its so over

>>82998734
inflation as in economic inflation... now those peanuts and cashews cost like... 300 dollars

>>82998728
Yeah this is why this fetish is so lame and not appealing at all
Literally just pure sadism
Women are so evil.

>>82998740
oh.
id still pay that. $300 isnt all that much to me lmao

>>82998742
What's so bad about it? Most guys like anal because its a socially and morally ok way to hurt women.

>>82998746
ah goddammit.... im gonna need to train another 100 years... then ill get you!!!

>>82998754
why are you trying so hard to prevent me from watching gay sex?

i would allow a femanon to tie me up and use my body as she pleases, out of pity for her of course

>>82998758
because its funny to rp random shit in le 4chan threadz
anyway i gotta go to bed. ill call you ZerkFoid. thanks for the funnies.

>>82998770
oh ok.
i might be a bit slow in the brain proccesor department...
goodnight bisexualanon, sleep well :)

>>82998768
what if i tied you up just for another man to fuck you?

>>82998777
>what if i tied you up just for another man to fuck you?
it would have to be a guy who fits my tastes and is gentle about it... and i'd be humiliating you by having you watch

>>82998796
id find something to make it work
>i'd be humiliating you by having you watch
im a fujo, anon, this would not be humiliating to me

>>82998806
well, i guess he'd only have to be gentle at first...
and don't lie, it would be quite humiliating. i imagine shaming you for having set up this whole thing before he puts a gag in my mouth and goes to work

>>82998832
>at first
heheh...
>i imagine shaming you for having set up this whole thing
shaming me wouldnt humiliate me. id be very happy with my work

>>82998856
i can't believe fujo posters are really like this. while i whimper from his teasing, i'd be thinking of how much of a weirdo you are to enjoy the sight, hoping it'll get you to realize the error of your ways after it's over. not how amazing it feels to be utterly helpless, about to lose my virginity to a man

>>82998903
>hoping it'll get you to realize the error of your ways after it's over
being a fujo will never be a mistake. im very happy like this. i am a weirdo and i WILL enjoy you experiencing your first time with a man

>>82998916
okay. if that's how it is, then, i'd give up. i'd keep going through it. completely out of pity for a fujo like you, of course. just don't discard me after that, please...

>>82998959
>completely out of pity for a fujo like you, of course
dont pity me anon, that's rude.
>just don't discard me after that, please...
i would keep you for all my future fujo needs, dont worry

>>82998408 (OP)
>Free rent + 2.1k/month allowance in exchange for a 15-30 minute pegging sesh 2-3 times a week
I would do that for free lol. I'm very much into pegging (and a little bit into forced bi) but most girls hate it. Looks like I'd need to find a fujo like you if I ever want to be sexually satisfied. Unfortunately I'm kinda old and ugly so I think it's a bit too late for me but it's still nice to fantasize.

>>82998974
ugh but if i didn't pity you that would mean, i was doing it because i like it. and, that'd be really gay, wouldn't it

>>82998994
>i was doing it because i like it. and, that'd be really gay, wouldn't it
theres nothing wrong with that anon, or enjoying gay sex, as long as youre enjoying getting railed its fine :)

>>82999007
okay... i admit it, i just want a fujo friend who would be there for me, dolling me up, for her enjoyment or other mens' i wouldn't mind, i get along with fembot types far easier

>>82999007
okay... i admit it, i just want a fujo friend who would be there for me, dolling me up, for her enjoyment or other mens' i wouldn't mind, in the end i've always felt best at the idea of being pretty and submissive. and i get along with fembot types far easier than robots