Thread 83002744

30+ and 40+ years old anons thread

>>83002744 (OP)
I hate the fact that I will live to 40. It's inevitable.

I'm 35 year old KHHV neet, no family or friends (mom died a couple years ago and I never had friends). Really I'm just waiting until the money I inherited is gone. I knew this was coming and I still did nothing to prepare for it.

>>83002744 (OP)
why can't this show exist anymore

>>83002744 (OP)
33 year old dementia-ridden niggerfaggot here, what's up?

>>83002847
Why do you think? You can't have a capable man in modern sitcoms, he has to be a walking punchline who lets his wife and any other character walk over top of him.

>>83002919
that was this show though ok

Relaxing today with my daily 750ml vodka, lite shitposting, and kirby. Was at a family event where I only knew two people yesterday all dressed up and just made me feel really bad about myself. I felt so weird and bad. After 30 you really become a butterfly or a hermit and you guys already know what I am

Im 37 and i dont know what you want from me

>>83002744 (OP)
Haha oofy doofy woofy poofy look at the expression on this ponce. What faggot millennial humor show is this?

>>83003001
>Married with Children
>Millennial humor
Retarded zoomer spotted

>>83002831
>KHHV neet
KH-what?

>>83002744 (OP)
I'm 35 and never had a gf. I don't understand how dating comes so naturally to normies because that shit is a puzzle to me. I have no idea how to meet someone, what I'm supposed to do if I do meet someone, and how I'm supposed to maintain the shit if it turns into a relationship.

>>83003056
kissless hugless handholdless virgin, basically I've had nothing in my life. Neet means I'm not in education, employment or training. I sit around all day long doing nothing. Learn the lingo zoomer.

>>83003074
31 and the same. No idea how they do it. No idea how to flirt. Even sometimes have women seemingly trying to get my attention and flirt with me, but I don't know how to respond without crossing some unknown line and being creepy.
>how I'm supposed to maintain the shit if it turns into a relationship.
I've thought of this too, like how do I keep her from leaving? Why would she want to be with me anyway? I like video games, computers and I don't like going outside, don't like travelling and I like saving/investing money instead of spending it on stupid shit. I'm introverted and want a mommy gf who cooks for me, cuddles/fucks me and doesn't want marriage and kids. Most women wouldn't want a man like me, it's obvious. They either want Chads or beta providers. And I don't want to change for them, I like the way I am and I'm content with my solitude.

>>83003076
I knew about the NEET term, retard. It's that retarded KHHV buzzword I wasn't aware of since zoomers love to make up retarded buzzwords all the time to make themselves sound special.

>>83003001
Its that show that guy from better call saul was on before he cooked meth

>>83003001
It started in 1987. It's primarily a Baby Boomer show, with some Gen X and Silent Generation overlap (the youngest Silent Generation members being only 41 at the time, about the same age as Al and Peggy).

>>83003125
KHHV has been around for a decade or more on here.

>>83003135
Hes a larping newfag, dont bother telling him what outed him

>>83003135
>KHHV has been around for a decade or more on here.
Bullshit. /r9k/ back then wasn't the reddit-tier shithole it is today. It really shows you're a reddit tourist.

>>83003145
>/r9k/ back then wasn't the reddit-tier shithole it is today. lt really shows you're a reddit tourist.

i was KHHV till i was 20/21 and a girl on okcupid matched me and i think sorta enjoyed deflowering a virgin, in a good way. she was very kind and gentle. just find a kind-hearted intellectual free-loving girl who gets off on that and wants to help you sexually awaken. i guess it's hard to find tho in your 30s but maybe it's still out there. instead of pretending like you have it all together maybe lean in to being honest and you'll attract the kind of woman who would want to coach you through it. i remember she wouldn't let me do anything until i successfully undid her bra 1-handed and she made me practice it 3 times in a row lol

>>83003257
Your smug wojak meme reply won't prove me wrong, redditor

>>83003314
>"Just be yourself!"
Back to Facebook, normie

>>83003111
I'ma be real don't even flirt with me, just cut the bullshit and get to the fucking point. I'm too socially retarded for that shit.

>>83003314
20/21 is not an unusual age at all to lose your virginity. You're a normalfag.

>>83002744 (OP)
The shit is this retarded thread. If you're 40+, you're obviously 30+. Why say both. Retard.

>>83003407
ok sorry ill leave

>>83002744 (OP)
Any oldies doing NNN or is it not a real challenge anymore when you're 30+?

>>83003634
Don't think the wife would be too happy

>>83003634
I'm as horny as I've ever been. Can't imagine going a full month without nutting until I'm in my 60s or something. I haven't had a day without a nut since 17. I guess it's like muscle. If you exercise every day, you stay strong.

>>83003128
back when the average TV family had a two story house and two cars.

>>83003802
I like how the sexy boy is holding his pecs and the ANGERY dog