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Anonymous No.83007217 [Report] >>83007579 >>83007635 >>83007818 >>83008487 >>83009148
I give up, I'm 32, never had a girlfriend or sex. A fat woman unmatched me. (im 140lbs and fit). My auto masturbator just came in and I came the hardest I've ever cum in my entire life. Working full time with no bitches makes you want to kill yourself.
Anonymous No.83007469 [Report] >>83007527
>32
>140lbs

Just fucking twinkmax at this point
Anonymous No.83007527 [Report] >>83007599
>>83007469
Kill yourself faggot troon, stop spreading your disease here
Anonymous No.83007579 [Report]
>>83007217 (OP)
>32
>140lbs
Fucking how? Are you low test? a tranny?
Hit the damn gym or eat some food ya twink
Anonymous No.83007599 [Report]
>>83007527
Last time I weighed 140 pounds I was an anorexic 16 year old, like eat some fucking food and pick up a weight man, there's no reason to weigh 140 lbs unless you're 5'5, the average woman is heavier than you and I'm not talking american sized women, you gotta start investing into the thai or philipino market to find women who weigh less than you.
Also complains about being a virgin, erupts in virgin chud anger over the perceived threat of trannies, get a fucking grip man it isn't 2012 anymore you're scaring all the bitches away.
Anonymous No.83007635 [Report]
>>83007217 (OP)
the only reason i haven't gotten myself a onahole yet is because i don't have the money since i don't work;
>I'm 32
what took you so long?
Anonymous No.83007818 [Report] >>83008457
>>83007217 (OP)
Why are they not flat? That just ruins them.
Anonymous No.83008457 [Report]
>>83007818
big gays report actual loli here, board's full of tourists
Anonymous No.83008487 [Report]
>>83007217 (OP)
>My auto masturbator just came in
Which model did you buy, OP? Soon enough I'll be able to afford mine as well
Anonymous No.83009148 [Report]
>>83007217 (OP)
F. I wish I had a cock-toy that could help me drain my balls. I can't so it myself and escorts giving me wet handjobs are too expensive.
Most of the fatties I've matched with never spoke or responded. Same with the better looking ones. Not even old women will fuck me.
I'm just glad that I can NEET and cope as a hermit. Life really is pointless without willing cunny; especially the underpaid misery of waging in current year.