Thread 83008164

Femcel, what's the most desperate and cringy thing you've ever done to attract a guy?

>>83008164 (OP)
shame she never did scat porn

>>83008181
B O N K

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The better question is: Is any femcel desperate enough to date me?

WHATS MY FAVORITE FUCKING GENRE OF MUSIC

>>83008186
we're all thinking it. how hot it would be to see a big stinky log of shit slide out of her sloppy hole right there

>>83008164 (OP)
Femcels do not exist
"Girl failures" and "femcels" are just women using men's suffering to get attention

>>83008216
We never did learn. :(

>>83008216
She was so real for that. I would love to pound a strung out whore while she babbles on about her favourite music or whatever. Those guys had no idea how good they had it, how dare they tell her to shut up.

Maintain looksmax lifestyle and let him fuck my ass ( I believe in the long game of this plan) volcel is a gender neutral term btw

>>83008164 (OP)
Take advantage of wasted Chads at parties

>>83009244
>Maintain looksmax lifestyle and let him fuck my ass ( I believe in the long game of this plan)
I bet he is enjoying this.

>>83009255
NO! BAD!

>>83009260
I take what I can get away with

>>83008164 (OP)
>brown triangle on anus
ew... so this is the porn cow all the rule 34 artists are referencing for their drawings.

>>83009244
Is it tight? Did you start enjoying anal?

>>83009628
yes I'm not fat no it feels uncomfortable at best I tried but I believe women who say they like it r being disingenuous

>>83009653
someone women can actually enjoy it nona, its just not for everyone. i enjoy it and can cum from it but it took years to get there. maybe youll feel better about it eventually. but you should tell him if you dont like it

>>83009653
Uncomfortable in every position? Even when it goes slowly after thorough foreplay and simultaneous vagina stimulation?

>>83008164 (OP)
I don't want to hear what foid whores did for chad

>>83009671
I don't really like penetration I like clit stuff so maybe u have 2 like inside stuff 2 get 2 that stage. He thinks I love it that's the point ( chad does what Chad wants) if there's something he will like as much that doesn't sux I am open 2 suggestion
>>83009696
Yes it is literally a dick in my ass it is not fun desu

>>83009851
nona, you shouldnt be so desperate as to make yourself suffer for some clit stimulation. get yourself a better man

>>83009851
What are you getting out of this relationship?

>>83009874
No I like this one and I am competing with women who have fake tits. We do what we have 2 do bb

>>83010068
He is objectively 8 and he's not retarded somehow by a miracle of nature

>>83010085
So if I'm hot and not a moron, I too can use women how I feel?

>>83010096
Literally yes is this ur first time on earth?

Before I met my current boyfriend, i orbited someone who deeply hated me and made a secret discord hate chat about me. He turned people against me and acted like the victim and I kept orbiting him. He made me lose friends and made me cry for weeks when I found out about the secret hate chat. He also made me cry when he disrespected me.

>inb4 internet shit doesnt count

He could have gotten me murdered over discord beef since I met up with one of the people involved since I didnt know they were in the hate chat.

Basically i orbited someone who wanted me dead and could have convinced someone to kill me or call the cops on me to get me falsely arrested. He didnt live anywhere near me in fact he lived in England and me in the United states but the person who was in the hate chat did live near me.

>>83010107
I feel like this is a very long story.

>>83010101
Unless reincarnation is real, yes.

>>83010116
Not a long story. He acted like the victim when I was just a clingy orbiter, and he was the one who had a whole discord group chat dedicated to hating on me.

People took his side which is crazy since I was in actual danger because I met up with one of the people involved in his hate chat. I never met the person I orbited irl because he lives nowhere near me.

But i got lucky and people only seethed at me for being a orbiter to someone who openly hated on me

>>83010118
I'm glad we could go on this journey of discovery together