Thread 83008394

When was the last time you got into a physical altercation? Did you win? I'm sometimes worried I'll have to get into it with coworkers; it's been a while since I've properly sparred or trained.

3 years ago at my job with a coworker
He punched me 6 times in the head
Now he hasnt talked to me in 3 years
I didnt fight back

>>83008409
>I didnt fight back
I don't know you, personally, but I am very disappointed in you.

>>83008394 (OP)
only time i got into a "real" fight was as a young teenager with some boy and i won :p

>>83008442
Your fetish is beating up moids and making fun of them for being weak little babies?

>>83008450
domming men can be hot so idk!!! i guess!!!!

>>83008394 (OP)
I never had to fight anyone, and I don't intend to

>>83008394 (OP)
Don't know, i was pretty young, i won though, punched a guy in the nose after he broke my watch for no reason, it was gross, his face was all mushy and soft, looked at me kinda shocked like he wasn't expecting it and walked off

>>83008456
Oh ho! A new fetish discovered. I'm making so much progress. I should start a detective agency.

>>83008394 (OP)
The last time I got in a physical altercation was when I was 14. A dude caught me by surprise and I didn't fight back because I didn't want to get in trouble. If I knew I'd get in trouble, I would've gone at him hard.

>>83008461
i realized one this morning that i should have figured out wayyy sooner
you will have to waterboard this one out of me however so gl

>>83008469
You have a fetish for barely legal robots, did i guess it right?

>>83008456
>foid likes dominating men
DM me. Well, I guess you can't. Nvm.

>>83008458
A good attitude, but you must always be ready for prospective threats.

>>83008460
Yeah, people don't normally expect to get socked in the nose. Generally hampers your plans for the day.

>>83008468
Age 14 was a bit of a blur for me.

>>83008469
Is...is your fetish CIA torture techniques? You talk about waterboarding a lot I feel like that's a clue. I will get it out of you! One of these days!

>>83008473
>people don't normally expect to get socked in the nose
I mean, if i broke some guy's watch on purpose and stared at him with a shit eating grin i'd expect to get punched

>>83008471
god no!!!! ew!!!!
>>83008473
i didn't think most guys enjoyed dominant women :p
>>83008481
have i said that before?? i 100% have oopsie, it's just something i say!!!
also no :0

>>83008488
>god no!!!! ew!!!!
Drats, my prospects of marrying you are getting smaller:c

>>83008494
Don't marry her, I knew her on discord and she just ghosts people and makes being molested and a nazi her personality despite her being part chink

>>83008488
>it's just something i say!!!
Likely story! I don't know that I believe it. Fine, not CIA torture techniques. Something else. Something dom related? Did I already guess mpreg?

>>83008506
I know, she ghosted me when she found out i was 19, but it's not like i'm losing anything hitting on her so eh

>>83008506
w-what kind of lore is that

>>83008473
>A good attitude, but you must always be ready for prospective threats
I'm borderline anoxeric with chronic back problems. And since guns are banned here my only choice is to accept aggression like a pussy

>>83008394 (OP)
I was a conscript in the army and became an NCO. I briefly got into a fight with one of my men, and we both stopped at the exact time three seconds in.
I thought
>Oh shit, I can't beat a subordinate, that's an abuse of power and illegal
He thought
>Oh shit, I can't beat my superior, that's mutiny and illegal
Then we both just pretended that nothing happened.
It was pretty funny, looking back.

>>83008506
Wait i just read the nazi part, what??

>>83008494
i'm 25!! i can't drink with someone barely legal!!!!
>>83008506
????????????????????????????????
none of these things are true but that's very funny, my lore grows.........
>>83008508
MPREG IS CRAZY!!! ALSO NO!!

>>83008527
>i'm 25!! i can't drink with someone barely legal!!!!
18 is the drinking age in my country, we can drink all we want!

>>83008527
Don't lie Foid go kys stupid stacy

>>83008506
Is that so...? Not that anon, but...
>>83008488
Hey, I'm also a part-Chink National Socialist. What country are you from? You could beat me all you like.

>>83008527
>MPREG IS CRAZY!!! ALSO NO!!
I'm running out of guesses usually I go off the thread topic but I already did that. Is your fetish people making up bizarre lore about you?

>>83008486
That's how it used to be back in the 90s and early-2000s. These days, people think they can just say and do whatever with no consequences.

>>83008488
>didn't think...dominant women
The guys that don't aren't "men;" they're boys who just want to dominate and lord over women, terrified at the idea of a woman being able to break them like a twig.

>>83008520
Or you could, you know...learn an art specifically designed for people like you. Judo, Jiu Jitsu, Aikido, etc.

>>83008522
Seems pretty common for military stuff. Must not have been American, because...we'd just get on with it, subordinate or otherwise.
>watching a Private First Class get irate and try punching a Major

>>83008527
erm ALSO!! ftr i've added 3 people from here recently and 2 of them ghosted ME!!!
>>83008535
okay real question: what's your preferred drink
this will dictate all future interactions..........
>>83008539
an extreme compliment when i'm sitting in my pj's covered in popcorn crumbs thank you
>>83008540
i'm a pasty white woman who is left leaning
idk what any of those words mean frankly!! but i'm american and don't want to hit people actually!!!
>>83008555
hell yeah...... femdom.......... i just never thought i'd be the fem..........

I hate confrontation, not because I'm scared of being hurt or anything, but I'm just too crazy and once the adrenaline kicks in I always take things too far, part of the reason is because I'm suicidal too, so I avoid being put in those situations out of fear I will just murder the other person due to my lack of not really caring about anything.

>>83008560
>hell yeah...... femdom.......... i just never thought i'd be the fem..........
Your fetish is getting dommed by other women! Are you bi?

>>83008563
>I hate confrontation, not because I'm scared of being hurt or anything, but I'm just too crazy and once the adrenaline kicks in I always take things too far, part of the reason is because I'm suicidal too, so I avoid being put in those situations out of fear I will just murder the other person due to my lack of not really caring about anything.
Honestly, this is relatable, but this is corny at the same time.

>>83008560
>what's your preferred drink
51, It's a national brand, not a heavy drinker but when i want to i usually go for that one, dad used to drink it i guess it stuck with me, has around 40% alcohol

>>83008563
>I'm just too crazy and once the adrenaline kicks in I always take things too far
This is me. Somehow I never actually got into a fight but I'd staring down guys a foot taller and 50 pounds heavier than me as if I wasn't going to get absolutely crushed. What a dumb fucking thing adrenaline is.

>>83008568
bisexual but i have a job and bills so i don't actually care enough to call myself that!!!!
functionally i'm straight but masculine women make me bark (but also i just think women are pretty)
>>83008575
okay you can live it looks decent enough......
i'm a whiskey girl though do they have whiskey......

Well, this took off unexpectedly. Good. Nice way to start the week.

>>83008597
>okay you can live it looks decent enough
Does this mean i get another chance as a suitor to marry you?:o
>do they have whiskey
I've always wanted to try whiskey but it looks expensive for a brokie college student like me, and i'm not really sure what brands are good, only ever heard of jack daniels

>>83008394 (OP)
Im more afraid id kill someone if it ever got physical

>>83008597
>i just think women are pretty
Women are pretty I can agree there, we have very different taste in them though!
>whiskey
NTA obv, I always preferred fruity vodka drinks why do you hate your taste buds?

>>83008606
>Does this mean i get another chance as a suitor to marry you?:o
no because you're a baby. little baby boy. i could be your mother.
we can go out drinking though!!!!!!!
>>83008616
>we have very different taste in them though!
i can't help what my heart wants..... but YES women very pretty!!!!
>fruity vodka drinks
i love strawberry daquiri's and other misc fruity drinks but my ancestors' scornful gaze is always upon me

>>83008626
>i could be your mother
That's literally the best kind of relationship there is, when do we marry?
"A young man, if he falls in love with a young woman, is her slave. But if he falls in love with an older woman, he is her subject."
1745, Benjamin Franklin

>>83008626
>i can't help what my heart wants
It true, hearts can't be helped
>i love strawberry daquiri's
I would just throw a bunch of frozen mango and other fruits into a blender with an unreasonable amount of vodka. So good. I don't drink anymore except some wine on holidays.
Are you scottish or irish?

Last time i got into whatever can be called an altercation was in middle school. people were pickin on me and i went full fury and hurt some people in a blind rage. never been in any confrontations since, as ive always been one of the bigger people.
>>83008626
also hi nep. its your cluster a bro here.

>>83008638
i don't have a mommy kink!! (write that down fetishbro)
>But if he falls in love with an older woman, he is her subject.
........................
okay that. that i can MAYBE nod my head to a little bit. HOWEVER i'm a pathetic dork SO no you'd hate me!!! no!!!!
>>83008645
>I would just throw a bunch of frozen mango and other fruits into a blender with an unreasonable amount of vodka.
that's usually how i go about drink-making when it's not just for me!! i don't much like wine so i got good at making fruity drinks
>Are you scottish or irish?
i know my family is irish!! but i meant mostly that my ancestors are southerners :0
>>83008647
STPDBRO!!! HI!!! how are you!!! :D

>>83008659
>i'm a pathetic dork
Just my type then, i love avoidant weirdos with niche interests, you drink, i drink, Benjamin Franklin approves of this age gap idk i'd say we're meant to be

>>83008659
>no mommy kink
Noted!
>when it's not just for me
I have never really drank with other people, wine on holidays doesn't count because no one there even gets tipsy. The one time I did was kind of nice though but I don't remember most of it because I blacked out.
>don't much like wine
Wine is great! Port is better though.
>ancestors are southerners
Do you have an accent?

>>83008659
im pretty ok. i fed some crows today. also finding out that youre bisexual is great because i too am bisexual. maybe we could be together.

>>83008691
>I don't remember most of it because I blacked out.
i drink to forget but i always remember </3
jk but damn!! wine drunk!! holy moly!!!! you crazy dog, you!!
>Do you have an accent?
i don't think i do but other people say yes
it definitely comes out more when i'm around certain people :p
>>83008695
!!!crows are so cool!! :0
>i too am bisexual.
BIBRO!! lets go!!!!!!!-
>maybe we could be together.
okay this is where i regretfully inform you that you'd hate me, i'm intolerable, etc etc
besides you deserve someone who can appreciate your eccentricities. i just hide away and want to be left alone :[

>>83008730
>ignores me
....THIS ISN'T THE LAST OF MY COURTSHIP NEPTUNE, I'M GONNA COME BACK WITH MORE QUOTES OF HISTORICAL FIGURES INTO OLDER WOMEN

>>83008730
aw cmon dont say that about yourself. i couldnt hate you. i guarantee you i hate myself more. were both eccentric people! we could be pathetic dorks together and do so many whimsical things in schizo bliss! also youre older than i am and that makes me feel fuzzy.

Well, I'm going to go meditate now. Remember to protect your faces and sweep the legs.

>>83008730
>you crazy dog, you!!
It's not my fault! Everyone kept handing me drinks! What was I going to do, not drink them? That wasn't wine though it was mostly rum and coke. I was the only one who didn't throw up after, I was very proud of myself. Never drinking like that again.
>it definitely comes out more when i'm around certain people :p
Interesting! I don't have an accent and I don't know anyone who does but I like hearing accents.
Since everyone else is asking you out for some reason, you want to be penpals over email? Haven't had a schizoid penpal in a long time.

>>83008742
FUCK I DIDN'TSEE IT I'M TIPSY OKAY </3
>>83008668
NO you lying. they always say this..........
>Benjamin Franklin approves of this age gap
FUCK BENJAMIN FRANKLIN!!! HE doesn't know i'm an unloveable weirdo!!!!!!!
>>83008751
i know that's not true but it's just how i feel!!! perhaps hate is the wrong word but you wouldn't end up liking me. cluster a... or not........ :'[
>we could be pathetic dorks together and do so many whimsical things in schizo bliss!
the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream.
>also youre older than i am and that makes me feel fuzzy.
why is everyone into older ladies!!! like i GET it but also HUH!!!?
>>83008776
>What was I going to do, not drink them?
cheers i'll drink to that!! also good on you for not puking soldier!!!!
>you want to be penpals over email?
hmhmhm maaybbee!!! i'm pretty boring though and don't have much to talk about :[

>>83008782
>NO you lying. they always say this
You've ghosted me already and i'm still putting in effort woman, isn't it obvious i like your avoidant weirdo ways?
"Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety."
William Shakespeare

>>83008799
>isn't it obvious i like your avoidant weirdo ways?
okay but you gotta understand that i've heard this before
and also nuh uh i'm different because acktually i'm awful and repulsive so nyeh
and fuck you quoting shakespeare bcause that got me to laugh............

>>83008782
>you wouldnt end up liking me
impossible. i like all eccentric people! there is so much expression and humanity to be found within the depths of the soul! the only people who could possibly understand us are ourselves!
>the dream
i know. i could imagine doing many things together to the fullest of our expressions and not having a care in the world! we could make so many crow friends for example! we could drink as i have seen you say youre a drinker even though i have a fairly low alcohol tolerance. at the end of the day when were all done doing stuff we could sit on the couch and you could play with my oh so perfect hair, maybe even braid it too.
>everyones into older ladies
i guess in my case thats just a result of not really having hung around people my age for a lot of my formative years afaik.

>>83008782
>cheers i'll drink to that!!
Just don't drink so much you black out it sucks!
>i'm pretty boring though and don't have much to talk about
I'm the same way, I won't judge you for it. I won't be offended if you ghost me after an email or two either. Here: r9kaddress@proton.me

>>83008822
>>83008782
and maybe i could play some guitar too.

>>83008808
Well, i'm young and stubborn so i'm not giving up any time soon i wager, i'm also not running out of quotes any time soon so i'll do my best to wear you down into being my wife
"She whom they call old is ever ripe for love." Ovid Roman poet, 43 BC to 17 AD

>>83008822
> i like all eccentric people!
at the end of the day i think i'm just convinced i suck so that's the ultimate barrier!!! ( + i really like being left alone.....) BUT very true i think nobody understands our experience like fellow cluster a's
>i could imagine doing many things together to the fullest of our expressions and not having a care in the world!
i won't delude myself into thinking this will happen irl because i am
>unloveable
and also love being
>alone
but otherwise hell yeah!!!!!
>>83008824
i will save this........ hmhmhmhmh.... thank u fetishbro....
>>83008842
this os getting chuckles out of me so do continue
except don't because i'm heading to bed soon
i stumbled while going to brush my teeth!!!!!!!!

>>83008850
>i will save this........ hmhmhmhmh.... thank u fetishbro....
Be safe getting to bed! See ya round.

>>83008850
I will continue then, though i probably gotta go to bed soon too, gotta study in the morning, oh well, not the last time i'll court you as long as you don't mind it
"Love is three quarters curiosity... and what is more curious than the woman who has lived?"
Casanova (1725 - 1798)

>>83008394 (OP)
My mom a few years ago, she was very drunk and angry over some shit that had nothing to do with me and wanted someone to take it out on.

>>83008850
i do get the being alone part and we wouldnt have to literally be together 24/7 as i myself like having my alone time, as it is good for us to have our own space and time to breathe freely, but we wouldnt have to be lonely. theres a huge difference between being alone and being lonely. many good times can be had alone and many good times can be had with others, such is the flow of life! and please dont call yourself unlovable nep, no one is undeserving of love. unless theyre like an evil monster.
perhaps if you ever feel like it, you could add me on discord or steam or whatnot just to talk and maybe play vidya sometimes.

I punched a guy in jail because he said that he enjoyed eating picklets. I won the altercation

To me that was codespeak for fucking little children

>>83008427
Fucka you ashhole

>>83008394 (OP)
Two years ago, I was pretty drunk and a dude started to piss me off, so after a couple of insults I landed the first hit over hit nose, krav maga helps a lot, just hit the soft parts of the body without shame, fuck people, I can barely stand my own bullshit and I won't stand others bullshit at all.

>>83008394 (OP)
>When was the last time you got into a physical altercation?
December 6th, 2000. I was taken out of full time education 18 months early.
>Did you win?
My nose was broken. I used to fight a lot before that, but never since.