Thread 83009160

I just want some fucking pussy, why is this shit so impossible?

>>83009160 (OP)
last time you talked to a woman?

>>83009160 (OP)
if you would just rape

>>83009160 (OP)
buy coitus

>>83009186
>...
or
>I have a boyfriend

>>83009160 (OP)
Just play it cool, really really real cool.

>>83009160 (OP)
>I just want some fucking pussy, why is this shit so impossible?
IKR. And escorts just don't cut it for me. I can't afford that shit often enough, and I can't perform well enough.
Got three matches on a largely dead fuck-app; two of those recent so they are 'around'.
I message them. Nothing. Swiped on a pajeeta yesterday. No match back. FML.
Some bitch in her 50s matched on Hinge just to send a cunty message. She doesn't respond to my reply, so I block her.
Last match I had on Tinder, who stayed on the list, is a MILF that's 54 fucking miles away. Last like I got was also long distance but got deleted.
I hang out on a shitty free dating site, populated by old foids. They don't even look at me. Matches on PoF say fucking nothing.

>>83009160 (OP)
cheap pussy or meaningful pussy?
bars and clubs at the former
nowhere for the latter unless you're willing to kill the Self

>>83009355
>bars and clubs
No one here has the looks or social skills required for that.

>>83009277
give me the last time you talked to a woman? how long ago was it, esl jeet?

>>83009395
A few shots of jaeger and you too can pull a torta

>>83009160 (OP)
>I just want some fucking pussy
Prostitute.
>but
>muh
>what about
Then you don't "just want some fucking pussy" and are a volcel in denial.

>>83009186
Nowhere did OP say he wanted to talk to a woman. He said he wanted pussy. Pussies don't talk.

>>83009160 (OP)
expert here, pussy is literally unobtainable since at least 2015

>>83009497
This isn't even a bad thing. You will NEVER run out of tasty meals... You'll have the cure to world hunger for your exclusive benefit. The up/downside is that you will become fat and happy yourself.

>>83010197
For me it was unobtainable since 2008.

>>83009160 (OP)
I have pussy on-tap but that's cause I somehow have a gf despite being a weirdo and she always gives it up.

>>83009186
Yesterday I did

Original

>>83009203
Prison exists unfortunately

>>83010197
Very true indeed anon

>>83009333
How old are you anon? I feel like we might be different ages because a woman in her 50s would feel like a criminal if she hit me up

>>83009160 (OP)
>I just want
How many parties have you been to in the past week?

>>83011476
Zoomers barely have parties anymore, and the ones that exist are ones that I will never be invited to

>>83011501
>i know how everyone lives
ok bet, so you know how guys like you get pussy. go outside, it's not even close to being difficult.

>>83011516
Tell me how to get invited to a party genius, step by step

If that is how I can get pussy then I will do it

>>83011466
Age gap hysteria is only applied to men having relationship with younger women.

>>83011476
Parties are real life Tinder, you get cockblocked by three different chads at any time and girls give you the ick face.

>>83011476
Last saturday I tried to enter a party but the Chads at the door told me I was too ugly to be let in

>>83011570
Socialize with people, it really depends on what you're into.

>>83011727
And then everyone clapped. Last night was literally a movie, no cap my lil bro.

>>83009160 (OP)
both my pussy and my asshole have taken mens virginities anon which do u prefer

>>83011427
Don't get caught, stupid

>>83011805
>And then everyone clapped
No, they didn't clap. They talked shit behind my back for daring to talk to girls as a non-normie, then I cut them all off. Bunch of catty niggers.

>>83011866
>No, they didn't clap. They talked shit behind my back for daring to talk to girls as a non-normie, then I cut them all off.
And then, everyone dropped down to the floor, and did the dinosaur.

dm girls on social media or post on /soc/ until you find one in your area. don't ask for pussy right away, just make conversation until she can trust you, then casually mention you are looking for pussy.