Thread 83009200

so apparently my mum thinks im a yellow fevered lesbian. randomly just said to me "i always imagine you with a short little chinese girlfriend". unprompted. i freaked out a bit and told her hell no. wtf?

i thought only men got the gay assumptions for being virgins at 20+

>>83009200 (OP)
go to sleep fembot i argued with about Gut's cock size, it's 5 am, also just marry your crush and make her some grandkids if it bothers you

>>83009200 (OP)
she's basically telling you that you're a faggot for being so picky
you'll wake up one day

perhaps the crows will tell you the reason behind her doing so, but only if you give them the highest quality cashews.

>>83009204
anon, its not even night time yet for me.
>just marry your crush and make her some grandkids if it bothers you
would if i could... that isnt possible tho.
go to sleep anon, if its that late. s.m.h

>>83009208
if i find some crows im gonna give them whole packs of cashews each if they can figure it out

>>83009229
who even is your crush? is it butts from zerk

>>83009229
>would if i could... that isnt possible tho
why not? seduce him with your feminine wiles or something, or lure him into your home with the promise of food and get him to breed you

>>83009239
no no my crush is a real person not a manga character. hes a guy i met on r9k

>>83009243
you make it sound so easy. he is not so weak as to be swayed by a womans body. or food

>>83009267
>not swayed by a womans body or food
He's gay, sorry to break it to you fembot, he takes it up the ass 100%

>>83009267
>he is not so weak as to be swayed by a womans body
does he masturbate / look at pornography?

>>83009271
nah if he was gay hed be a top and rail other men. but no i know hes not gay, hes just not easily swayed

>>83009284
i'm gonna track him down, rizz him and have say gex with him in the room next to yours so you can listen, that or you manage to rizz him before i do, may the games begin fembot

>>83009281
yes anon. i know very initmate details on these things. he is not gay or asexual. hes just not that mentally weak

>>83009292
you probably have better chances than me at this point, i cant go fly to his country to get him, and we havent talked, so... :(

>>83009314
why don't you just confess to him? that's like, a 90% success chance because you're a girl

>>83009298
would you consider someone that does so (me) weak to women?
I do want to quit, truly. I think the ideal version of myself would not look at pornography at all. And they wouldn't masturbate very often.
But it feels like i'd be missing out if I were to stop watching it.
It's just too good.

>>83009317
i have lmao. he knows i love him. he expressed interest in dating me, but idk if he still has interest

>>83009336
someone who masturbates? hell no. nothing wrong with that, or watching porn (well kinda, porn addiction is bad and porn creates an unrealistic standard for sex, porn industry is evi, etc)

>>83009358
>i have lmao
brutal, maybe ask again, try to make it official, or accept the blackpill and become a stonecold femcel

>>83009397
when he comes back ill try again eventually. if he comes back. it was more of a "i would date you but lets do some more stuff together first" cause i was already telling him i love him in our first call lmao
>accept the blackpill and become a stonecold femcel
hell no, calling myself a femcel or buying into blackpill is megacringe

>>83009432
Very well, invite me to the marriage if it works out, i'll tell him all about how Griffith has a 3 incher

>>83009200 (OP)
>"imma girl tee hee"
>watches besrerk

>>83009455
>i'll tell him all about how Griffith has a 3 incher
hes gonna agree with me on this. this will be a very heated discussion with both of us against you. make sure you can argue your point well when you come

>>83009494
kys troon

say gex
pay gorn
aoi-y