>>83010357 (OP)
I wish they were.
>>83010415
That's because this pic was made by salty woman who is jealous of girls who don't treat men like shit getting attention because it makes her bluff of "oh I'm so worth your jumping through the hoops" look bad in comparison. Basically she's mad someone is selling at reasonable price, making her scam unprofitable, so she makes smear campaign.
Each of these items on pic are indeed things seen as positive by men, but intentionally blown out of proportions to make girl look desperate in order to ridicule her.
>hours of slaving away in the kitchen
Yes, I'd like women who can, or even likes to cook because I hate cooking. I can peel potatoes or something but when it comes to chores just leave me heavier, dirtier, less common tasks like hauling trash to the road, cleaning shitter, fixing stuff while you take lighter, more common tasks like cooking and doing laundry once a week. As for cooking it doesn't even have to be hours, I'm fine with some eggs, meat and pasta/potatoes. I like it simple, always have.
>crumb of dick please
Yes, it would be nice of her to actually take initiative and tell when she wants to fuck. Doesn't have to be begging. Just show that I'm desirable as well.
>onion ring for wedding
God forbid I want woman who is wise in spending and instead of blowing fucktons of money on symbols or monthly vacations would rather invest it in home we're going to live in, car we're going to go on trips, dates etc on and move kids to school, or some tools for our hobbies. Symbol won't keep you warm in winter while home will. Again, doesn't have to be fucking onion ring but don't expect blowing half of the house on 1-day long event when we're supposed to live together for next 50-60 years
>hypotermia facial abuse
Yeah, would be nice if she was willing ti at least give a try to some kinks. Doesn't have to be this extreme, I don't expect her to fulfill my most depraved one.
>recessed chin
Just don't shit on things with no control over