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Anonymous No.83010634 [Report] >>83010638 >>83011584 >>83013896
I WANT BIG FOID BUTT IN MY FACE
Anonymous No.83010638 [Report] >>83010643
>>83010634 (OP)
Surgery/photoshop, either way fake
Anonymous No.83010643 [Report] >>83010651
>>83010638
jealous foid, typical
Anonymous No.83010651 [Report] >>83010678 >>83010712
>>83010643
I wanna reincarnate as her toilet paper
Anonymous No.83010678 [Report] >>83010708 >>83010712
>>83010651
perfectly normal reaction to foid butt
Anonymous No.83010708 [Report] >>83010725
>>83010678
thank you for affirming anon, its not like i have a thing for that specifically it just felt more appropriate than reincarnating as her bf or something
Anonymous No.83010712 [Report] >>83010730 >>83010753 >>83010984
>>83010678
>>83010651
Is there such thing as "too big"?
Anonymous No.83010725 [Report] >>83010753
>>83010708
that makes sense, foid butt is meant to be worshiped
Anonymous No.83010730 [Report] >>83010797
>>83010712
no i dont think so, foid butt is better big
Anonymous No.83010753 [Report] >>83010797
>>83010712
ill know it when i see it, so far no

>>83010725
you get me anon, yes it should and i dont care how undignified it looks on my end im still willing to do it
Anonymous No.83010796 [Report]
Literally to die for
Anonymous No.83010797 [Report]
>>83010753
>>83010730
Correct response. Foid butts should be bigger than their entire torso desu
Anonymous No.83010798 [Report] >>83010818
Glad to see a thread of enlightened gentlemen. Sometimes I feel like it's me against the world in wanting to get big fat foid butt smooshed all over my face.
Anonymous No.83010808 [Report] >>83010824 >>83011558 >>83012614 >>83012637
Wow, thanks moids. This is soooo not sexist and objectifying.
Anonymous No.83010818 [Report]
>>83010798
arent we technically in competition against each other then?
Anonymous No.83010824 [Report] >>83010859
>>83010808
Awww, is the little prissy princess buttlet envious of real women??
Sorry bitch but if your buttocks, hips and thighs do not account for a minimum of 65% of your body mass you're basically still a child.
Anonymous No.83010836 [Report]
i love me some foid butt, foid butt is cute
Anonymous No.83010842 [Report] >>83010854
It has to be very trashy, not a shred of grace in it.
Preferably jean crops with a very bright colored thong poking like on the bottom pic
Anonymous No.83010854 [Report] >>83010866
>>83010842
i like clean foid butt
Anonymous No.83010855 [Report]
I just cannot explain in words how much I love big foid butts. Like genuinely I am bereft of vocabulary to adequately describe just what big foid butt does to me.

Foids, if you're reading this, I fucking hate you, but holy christ if you have a big butt I will do anything for it. Anything.
Anonymous No.83010859 [Report] >>83010870
>>83010824
You are literally attracted to fat girls all of these girls are fatties
Anonymous No.83010866 [Report]
>>83010854
Mandy is a goddess, she's like this generation's Jada
Anonymous No.83010870 [Report]
>>83010859
show us your fat butt jealous foid
Anonymous No.83010892 [Report] >>83010907 >>83010920 >>83011240 >>83012061
I wonder if companies that produce mineral oils (baby oil and similar products) are aware that in 99% of cases people are buying it to drizzle over big foid butts?
Anonymous No.83010907 [Report] >>83010977
>>83010892
That and as a lubricant when having sex. I think they're well aware what people use their products for though.
Anonymous No.83010920 [Report]
>>83010892
Is it stupid if I go out now to buy baby oil put on something in my apartment and have sex with it while pretending it's a big butt foid?
Anonymous No.83010977 [Report] >>83011011 >>83011213
>>83010907
Okay but how tf did she manage to instantly failstate the GTA 5 prologue
Anonymous No.83010984 [Report] >>83011011 >>83011034
>>83010712
I want a girlfriend who does hormone therapy and squats and glute exercises to make her butt as big as humanly possible.
Anonymous No.83011011 [Report]
>>83010977
Don't worry about that. Focus on the jiggly wobbly giant mass of assfat that's in front of you.
>>83010984
Based, me too. I just want to hug and squeeze a foid's huge ass. I want to lick and eat out her butthole.
Anonymous No.83011034 [Report] >>83011045 >>83011069
>>83010984
What are you doing to help her ass gains?
Anonymous No.83011045 [Report] >>83011069
>>83011034
NTA but if I had a gf that wanted to foidbigbuttmaxx I would be doing everything in my power, researching the best workouts, the best nutrition, the best hormone cocktails. I would fund it all, she would never have to worry about it.
Anonymous No.83011069 [Report]
>>83011034
As >>83011045 said.
NBE (natural breast enhancement) would be cool too. Would love to have a foid who is into just making herself bigger and bigger.
Anonymous No.83011213 [Report]
>>83010977
Looks like she shot the hostages instead of triggering the bomb
Anonymous No.83011238 [Report] >>83011253
>women only want chad
>I want a woman with a massive ass but still with a skinny waist and big boobs and attractive face
jesus christ you people are hypocrites
Anonymous No.83011240 [Report] >>83011983 >>83012061
>>83010892
That whore fucks nigger cocks
Anonymous No.83011253 [Report] >>83011285
>>83011238
You need to get a grip. Obviously this is all just acting out an idealised fantasy. In reality every lad here who is gushing over big butts would be perfectly happy with a non-fat, non-annoying average gf that happened to have a slightly above average butt. That's all. Of course we like to post big foid butts and talk about how much we love them, but the point remains we'd almost all be perfectly happy with an average gf with a nice butt.

Foids LITERALLY DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THE EXISTENCE OF SUB-5 MEN. Fuck you.
Anonymous No.83011285 [Report] >>83011301 >>83011355
>>83011253
So you would still only date an average girl. You wouldnt date a fat girl or a girl with a flat ass. If you are sub-5 then you should be dating girls who are also sub-5 instead of thinking you should get mtn girls
Anonymous No.83011301 [Report]
>>83011285
>You wouldnt date a fat girl
Of course not, I'm not fat and fats are a complete non-starter.
Anonymous No.83011355 [Report]
>>83011285
>You wouldnt date a fat girl or a girl with a flat ass
You're right, since I am not fat and in relatively good shape I would expect the equivalent back. I am not saying I deserve a 10/10, I'm saying I deserve my looksmatch. For me that's:
>not fat
>decent butt
>everything else average
Anonymous No.83011374 [Report] >>83011405
Yes hello is this the BUNDA thread?
Anonymous No.83011405 [Report] >>83011585
>>83011374
Yep, feel free to post one any time mate
Anonymous No.83011558 [Report] >>83011602 >>83011806 >>83012614
>>83010808
if i ever wasted my time staying loyal to a man who i later found out had posted shit like this at any point in his life and felt like he had to settle for my average body id just fucking kill myself honestly. porn addicts are so disgusting.
Anonymous No.83011584 [Report]
>>83010634 (OP)
that butt isn't big
Anonymous No.83011585 [Report]
>>83011405
OK thanks man.
Anonymous No.83011602 [Report]
>>83011558
Just be hot??? Idgi.
Anonymous No.83011806 [Report] >>83012488
>>83011558
so you're saying you're so insecure about your body that you'd ks... but it's the disgusting porn addicts' fault? cognitive dissonance much, sweaty??
Anonymous No.83011983 [Report]
>>83011240
she got used and pumped by white men like all these woman do if thats true what you are saying but also her ass is bad just angles and photoshop they use and oil
Anonymous No.83012061 [Report]
>>83011240
Anyone who fucks niggers or any subhumans as a white is finished and should be punished lucky most go broke after that these whores learn the attention and clout is not it the brainwashing self hating slop propaganda really does affect woman more I have noticed but there again these whores are desperate and upset because Chad hurt them or used them up so niggers is the get back to be hateful when in reality black men will never be hot or good in bed like white men the slop is forced hard for anti white male hate and its always these ugly white woman doing it >>83010892
Like this woman is so fake and ugly its not even funny imagine the brown and blacks who simp for these creatures
Anonymous No.83012488 [Report] >>83012710
>>83011806
id kill myself out of shame for having wasted my time on a scrote who openly drools over e whores who couldnt care less if he lives or dies. which is 90% of men, but at least if they looked like me thered be some solace in knowing he never referred to my body as 'settling'
Anonymous No.83012573 [Report] >>83012610 >>83013078
as a small butt foid you are now thinking about my small butt. i hope your day is ruined and your dick is flaccid
Anonymous No.83012610 [Report] >>83012665
>>83012573
Can I look at your small butt? Can I grope it? Eat it? Stuff my cock in it? Can I slap it?,
Anonymous No.83012614 [Report]
>>83011558
>>83010808
incelbrained foids lmao
Anonymous No.83012637 [Report]
>>83010808
the worst thing about this bait is the three other idiots that replied, which I guess makes me the fourth fuck
Anonymous No.83012665 [Report] >>83012702
>>83012610
at least you ask for consent
Anonymous No.83012702 [Report] >>83012765
>>83012665
I'm a good boy. So, does that mean yes? Small butt foid?
Anonymous No.83012710 [Report] >>83013279
>>83012488
so you really think wanting to kill yourself because your partner has watched porn containing people more attractive than you is completely normal? not a sign of mental illness and/or severe insecurity or anything like that?
Anonymous No.83012765 [Report]
>>83012702
ill have to check my anal schedule to see if theres a time slot available this weekend
Anonymous No.83013078 [Report]
>>83012573
>foid talking about her butt
kinky girl :P
Anonymous No.83013244 [Report]
I wish we had more booty threads like this one
Anonymous No.83013279 [Report] >>83013712
>>83012710
where did i say watched porn? or did i say posted things like this?
Anonymous No.83013288 [Report] >>83013606
We'll eventually transform into a society that worships huge amazing asses to death cult levels
Anonymous No.83013606 [Report] >>83013655
>>83013288
It'll happen eventually since beauty standards keep increasing each decade. Foids will have no choice but to get bigger butts and thighs because that's the current meta.
Anonymous No.83013655 [Report]
>>83013606
Men will also become more easily swayed by these tactics too.
Anonymous No.83013712 [Report] >>83013736
>>83013279
well, i thought it was safe to assume you were talking about watching porn, because "90% of men" do not "post things like this".
Anonymous No.83013736 [Report] >>83013814
>>83013712
they openly drool and comment on e whores online lmao. thats a very normalised male thing to do.
Anonymous No.83013790 [Report]
Girl who are shaped like Mewtwo make my peepee hard
Anonymous No.83013814 [Report] >>83013851
>>83013736
if our entire worldview is based on what is normalised online, i could just as easily claim that 90% of females sell their n00dz online.
Anonymous No.83013851 [Report] >>83013882
>>83013814
reminder, for every whore selling herself there are thousands of men lined up to see them.
Anonymous No.83013882 [Report] >>83013903
>>83013851
let's say yes. but how many of those men post comments about them online?
Anonymous No.83013896 [Report]
>>83010634 (OP)
Where is her penis? I only like the girls with the penis
Anonymous No.83013903 [Report] >>83013942
>>83013882
a lot of them, lol
Anonymous No.83013942 [Report] >>83013989
>>83013903
what's "a lot"? out of all the males who watch e-thot porn, what percentage of them you believe post comments about it online?
Anonymous No.83013989 [Report]
>>83013942
at least once in their entire life? 90%, i fully believe this.
Anonymous No.83013990 [Report] >>83014402
I once had a big booty black girl sit on my face and I thought I was going to die. Best day of my life.
Anonymous No.83014402 [Report] >>83014422
>>83013990
I am a huge face sitting aficionado, I love it as much as I love penis in vagina sex.
I also love eating ass, love getting a chick's asshole nice and wet and soft with my tongue.
Fortunately for me, my wife loves getting her box ate, she also has a fetish for jerking me off through my underwear or a bedsheet, watching me blow a huge load inside of whatever cloth is separating her from me.
Anonymous No.83014422 [Report] >>83014869 >>83016075
>>83014402
That's incredibly hot and you are a lucky man. Congrats, you won.
Anonymous No.83014869 [Report] >>83016075
>>83014422
What happened to that drawfag
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83014916 [Report] >>83014929 >>83014968
god women are so pretty
perhaps i should get a gf.... and not a bf.....
Anonymous No.83014929 [Report] >>83014947
>>83014916
Neptune what is your butt like?
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83014947 [Report] >>83014952
>>83014929
i am an average white woman
take your guess!
Anonymous No.83014952 [Report] >>83014965
>>83014947
heavenly then
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83014965 [Report] >>83014979
>>83014952
i haven't thoroughly looked at my ass in a long time to give a definitive answer to this question
what does heavenly even look like!!!!?
Anonymous No.83014968 [Report] >>83014986
>>83014916
Why do you seem so horny lately? Ovulating?
Anonymous No.83014979 [Report] >>83014986
>>83014965
round, not square, very slightly fat or fat, dimpled where it meets your thighs
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83014986 [Report] >>83014998 >>83015008
>>83014968
WDYM HORNY??????????
i am not looking at these women with lust!! i am looking!! with!! RESPECT!!
>Ovulating?
no!!!!!! i just think women are pretty!!!!
>>83014979
okay taking a moment to look at my own ass and uhm yeah i guess
but this also describes like most ass i think
Anonymous No.83014998 [Report] >>83015019
>>83014986
>okay taking a moment to look at my own ass and uhm yeah i guess
ok now my cock is hard
Anonymous No.83015008 [Report] >>83015019
>>83014986
>WDYM HORNY??????????
>i am not looking at these women with lust!! i am looking!! with!! RESPECT!!
>>Ovulating?
>no!!!!!! i just think women are pretty!!!!
Have you been drinking again?
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83015019 [Report] >>83015034 >>83015064
>>83014998
WHY!!!! i'm fully clothed!!!!
i'm confused!!!!!
>>83015008
CAN'T A WOMAN HAVE A HOBBY!!!!!
but no :p
Anonymous No.83015034 [Report] >>83015076
>>83015019
I want to feed you seltzers until you are giggly...
Anonymous No.83015064 [Report] >>83015076
>>83015019
>WHY!!!! i'm fully clothed!!!!
keep going I'm almost there
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83015076 [Report] >>83015079 >>83015105
>>83015034
okay admittedly i do become a chucklefuck drunk but that's swiftly followed by an overwhelming urge to sleep
>>83015064
WDYM YOU'RE ALMOST THERE
WHAT!!!!!!
Anonymous No.83015079 [Report]
>>83015076
giggling together until we fall asleep drunk...
Anonymous No.83015105 [Report]
>>83015076
>WDYM YOU'RE ALMOST THERE
>WHAT!!!!!!
one more reply from you pretending to be mad at me would be enough please
Anonymous No.83015617 [Report]
The bundaposting will continue until morale improves.
Anonymous No.83016075 [Report] >>83017245
>>83014869
>>83014422
Oh yeah shit I forgot about this guy. What was his name?
Anonymous No.83017245 [Report]
>>83016075
No idea. But I need asian foid ass bad bad
Anonymous No.83017254 [Report]
I want hairy foid PUSSY on my face tbqh