Thread 83012306

>Be me
>Into a 3 hour goon sesh
>Blow a fat load all over my keyboard
>Tfw i'm sad now
Fuck bros i hope it's gonna be okay, that keyboard cost me 250AUD

>>83012306 (OP)
Use isopropyl alcohol to clean it up. Should be in every gooner's inventory.

I've cummed over my keyboard tons of times and it still works.
I also use both of my hands to type when I'm fapping, so I've gotten them dirty with precum tons of times, it still works.
don't worry about it anon

>>83012306 (OP)
you deserve it you freak, why are you even telling us about your fap habits?

>>83012345
I'd be more worried about making my dick dirty, keyboards are filthy.

>>83012306 (OP)
>>Blow a fat load all over my keyboard
Lol

>>83012345
Let me lick your keyboard

>>83012306 (OP)
bruh this is why you use a laptop and a tv table

>>83012359
NTA, but telling others about my fapping habits turns me on.
>>83012360
I'm the only one that uses it, so I have nothing to worry about!
>>83012474
sure anon! it's a mechanical keyboard so you can go one by one with each key!

>>83012517
you are a freak

>>83012306 (OP)
Just use a condom next time

>>83012517
You ever cum all over your tummy, anon?

>>83012359
>freak
K Sam let's pretend people don't do this all the time you out of touch retard

>>83012345
That's kinda hot, I like when anons talk about their cum rags, but cum stained keyboards sound good too.

>>83012306 (OP)
But anon, it's NNN... Are you that weak?

>>83012588
Its disgusting, stop sharing your fap habits you faggot.

>>83012588
It's delicious, keep sharing your fap habits nonny

>>83012575
of course!! all the darn time!! it's where I cum the most!
>>83012595
cum rags are pretty hot too! where do you tend to cum nonny?~

>>83012852
Do you moan when you shoot out your cum or are you mostly silent?

>>83012891
I moan and whimper! pretty loudly sometimes! doesn't help that my cock tends to leak way more precum than cum, so whenever I'm fapping and I hear my cock making loud noises I can't help myself but moan!

>>83012970
If you like loud squishy noises you should try an onahole if you don't already have one. They to tend to make loud, lewd noises when you rut them. It should work well with how much pre you let out too...

>>83012852
Ah, I love the perverts with weird and disgusting habits around here but I'm pretty boring myself unfortunately. I generally cum in a tissue because it's so convenient. If I'm lazy I just cum in my underwear. I think the spiciest thing I did is cum several times in a row in an onahole a few hours apart without cleaning it so it was filled with stale cum...

>>83013028
I love ona sounds! I've cummed hundreds of times to audios of people using them, I don't own one though... not yet...
>>83013034
oh I also love weird and disgusting habits! cumjars, figure tributes, no clean mousepads, etc, they all turn me on a lot! I'm extremely tame compared to them!
and that sounds pretty hot anon! filling your onawife like that must feel like heaven...

>>83013112
>I don't own one though... not yet..
Why not? I think you'd like using one...

>>83013112
>oh I also love weird and disgusting habits! cumjars, figure tributes, no clean mousepads, etc, they all turn me on a lot!
Yeah same. Phew, I feel less alone. I thought I had some terminal pervert disorder! Cum stained chairs! Mattresses, blankets. Used onaholes...
>I'm extremely tame compared to them!
If you say so, but that bit about your keyboard gave me a huge boner. You're enough of a perverted weirdo to make another anon leak precum when he reads about your degeneracy, don't worry.
>filling your onawife like that must feel like heaven...
It did feel pretty good. Would have felt better if it had been filled with some other pervert's cum, probably. You should definitely get an onahole btw!

>>83013174
I don't have the privacy just yet... I wouldn't know where to hide it well...
>>83013416
>Yeah same. Phew, I feel less alone. I thought I had some terminal pervert disorder! Cum stained chairs! Mattresses, blankets. Used onaholes...
ahh!! anon! that's way too hot!! I'm glad I'm not the only one into those things...
do you have pics of those? would you be ok with talking and sharing them in private? I can post my discord tag...

>>83013446
If you ever get one you should record the sloppy noises of you rutting it over and over, and your moans while you leave a sticky load inside of it. I'd listen to that, only because it's pretty important for my uhh research.