Thread 83015174

national candy day edition!
in a candy coma already:
>>82978691
made by my (future) schizophrenic bf prob:
>>82998491

threadly question: so far what has been your favorite treat this holiday season?

>>83015174 (OP)
>so far what has been your favorite treat this holiday season?
Shotgun blast to my head.

>>83015174 (OP)
I did what I had to, to ensure the survival of the faggot thread. Truth is just. truth is the end of the gay thread, and we cannot let the gay thread die in the name of something just. We have a mandate... a divine mandate. God knows it, and I do as well.

>>83015234
fckx wrong image

the only treat i have had this halloween is 1 piece of fudge so i guess that.

>>83015219
yummy! wher can i gid 1 ub dose? dey weren giben dem oud in my nayborood dis yeer unportunady :k

I saw a dream that I met a tall chad and sucked his dick and it was full of scabs and his foreskin came off in my nouth, what does this mean?

>>83015174 (OP)
>so far what has been your favorite treat this holiday season?
Water unironically. Every other food sucks butt

>>83015262
I ate 2 pumpkin pies, few candies, couple cookies, one choco bar. Are you ok?

>>83015293
it was your subconscious teaching you to be careful with your teeth

>>83015322
no. i am miserable anon.

>>83015332
Idgi it was scabby before I put it in my mouth and the foreskin like rotted off

>>83015293
wer da scabbies tasty? ib dey wer it mean u hungy ib dey weren it mean u dink dere aren ne gud men nemor so he lodd hid manhood cud he a stoopid boy an na a gud dong man yike he say he wad

>>83015293
Must have been me, sorry about that, had a sexxx dreams recently too.
>tall chad

>>83015358
No it was gross
>>83015360
Yeah he was muscular and handsome

Gonna dance the night away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMVBetvWbT4
https://youtu.be/oMVBetvWbT4?si=NyqQYJWW3h1SBRYe

>>83015372
Oh shit, sorry my bad, then it must have been some other unfortunate idiot I tried to groom in my dreams.

>>83015339
Wanna be gay boyfriends? I have a lot of pumpkins left and can turn it into sweets and treats.

>>83015373
ye
https://youtu.be/kDOVjKUuAGI

jerked off so much that i dont think im a virgin anymore

>>83015322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGuEzUPY0nI

>>83015569
I've been nutting so much I feel like I'm in heat or something I need twink bussy

I don't know what to bring for my bf's birthday

>>83016145
your butt obviously :p

i have only been dry orgasming since like the 30th i think was the last time something came out which isn't that long ago it's just weird because i've still been jerkin several times a day and getting the orgasm feeling but nothing is coming out. anyway if this is still the case in december i may need to see a doctor about it...

We went out on a date after getting to know each other but now he seems way more reserved and wont even text me anymore... is it over? :(

>>83016401
don't be so icky next time

>>83016401
it is so over! he is going to stop vcing and fade away until he only sends the occasional meme just to keep you waiting in the wings, many such cases i'm afraid.

>>83016401
>after getting to know each other
For how long?
Yeah it's over. It sucks I know. You will feel bad for a while, but after that you can try all over again and again until you have a bf.

>>83016401
that's it anon. you gave it your best and it didn't work. there's only one thing you can do now

I went to goodwill and bought 30 dollars worth of clothes for my fat ass today. Still no dentist though because I guess I'm scared I won't be able to sit still.

>>83016588
Dude get that tooth fixed, you don't want to deal with the complications

>>83016605

I know, I'm going to try my best to do it tomorrow.

I can take pretty much anything that happens around me like it's nothing but it's always media that makes me break down and cry :/
https://youtu.be/FaoVpVXcZsA
Fuck you algorithm fuck you die
I should've ignored you like I do 90% of the time

>>83016401
I will never date another guy ever. Gays and dating/relationship is just pure headache and waste of time
>Setup a date with a guy after weeks of talking to each other
>At the date, they are uninterested, just eat and avoid doing anything or say anything
>Texts after "they liked the date but never asks to do it again"
Versus hooking up
>Find guy to fuck for the night within a day or two
>Met up and greet each other with passionate kisses and fondling
>Fuck for hours and cuddle for another hours ahead
>Wake up with coffee and breakfast and the hookup leaves
>Texts for the next fuck
Being gay is more about sex than pretending to be heteronormative

>>83016648
You can do both things, no need to be bitter and rule out romance

>>83016647
But that makes you human, anon. Better than being a numb psycho, right?
You're only missing someone to hold you.

In the silence of the night your thoughts ring the loudest. Does anyone eat soup with their hands? What do cats dream of? Will I ever be content without content? Am I a furry for liking powerwolf?

So many questions yet the answers alude me (for now)

I wish I had a nocturnal boyfriend.

Is it possible to get a boyfriend while also having flaws?

>>83017007
>What do cats dream of?

Hunting, they will often chitter/chirp in their sleep like they do when they see prey.

Making cute little gremlin noises will be mandatory for my bf if he wants pats or hugs
https://youtu.be/XSZ0iMP80QQ

>>83017030
>is 3 bigger than 4

All people have flaws even you, the only question is can you look past someone else's and can he look past yours?

>>83017250
But I did have breakfast

Hue told me this thread is so puritanical yet most whores here think only about sex, get crushes on strangers they didn't talk to and would be ok with onlyfans bf. Something is not adding up.

I can never get a bf because I'm a flawless perfection and he will hate me because I remind him of his own mediocrity :(

>>83017024
If you count someone who stays up for multiple days on end due to having some weird psychotic episode then that's me, I'm in desperate need of help with nobody actually caring enough about me to even acknowledge it, I'm not sure if it's just me but the vast majority are literally soulless sociopaths who gets off to your own failures, even fanily. =`/

>>83017293
So you're a 10/10 femboy with a fat dump truck ass and also a completely pure chaste khhv virgin?

MAKE (YOU)RSELF
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2212965

>>83017310
AND he doesn't bite his fingernails

>>83017343
AND he has perfect feet that stink good

>>83017317
I'm boring originalarly

>>83017274
He definitely can't look past mine, I used to be a piece of shit.

>>83017372
Looks like a zoomer/doomer twink that's into frotting

>>83017280
it's literally a bunch of larping virgins it doesn't get any more puritanical than that.
You're such a tremendous prude that even the most prudish thread on this board isn't pure enough for you

>>83017387
Lots of people did, what matter is that you aren't now.

>>83017372
mfw he mogs me without any effort

>>83017484
I'm not no more. People can change. I USED to be a HUGE piece of shit though,

>>83017516
Why do you have my eyes saved..?

>>83017521
In what way? Lots of people did cringe shit as teenagers/young adults. I did. Part of being a mature adult is realizing just how cringe you were back then.

I just don't understand why anyone would want to save my eyes. I get the ick just from looking at a picture of my own incel gaze. I can't imagine why a stranger would want that sort of hideousness on their computer.

>>83015174 (OP)
>what has been your favorite treat this holiday season?
workation in japan rn

>>83017280
gay people are sick and /r9k/ is a porn board

>>83017546
How long are you in Japan then? Staying for Christmas and getting KFC? (I think that's the japs who do that)

>>83017526
cuz they look adorable anon!

>>83017537
I was an alcoholic for 10 years and got arrested a bunch of times, now I don't drink ever and mostly avoid crimes.

>>83017578
what is your favorite felony

>>83017562
one month, I'm leaving soon so gotta eat KFC now
>Christmas and KFC
and fucking; Christmas is that kind of holiday here

>>83017598
The funnest felony I ever committed was rape

>>83017598
Criminal mischief is coool and easy

>>83017544
Another humblebragging chad came to the thread to brag about his good looks. Well you can fuck right off along with chudbot buddy

>OH WOE IS ME LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF MY HIDEOUS GROTESQUE INCEL FACE
>posts picture of a 10/10 skinny med twink that's perfectly sculpted for BBC

>>83017317
Picrew is kinda shit desu, couldn't add reddish cheeks plus I couldn't get the hair right, my shade is a bit darker and the bangs are a bit off
>>83017562
KFC my beloved...

>>83017618
It's probably better than the KFC here, it's overpriced and not good at all.

>>83017637
don't smoke anon. its bad 4 u!

>>83017637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcBQjwdmIyk

>>83017637
Gingers are the niggers of white people

>>83016642
what do you even do all day bro

>>83017756

sit around, play video games until my hand/back hurts too much, then mindlessly browse the internet until time for bed.

>>83017722
>>83017686
ginga please, either you hate it or love it
>>83017679
I love the smell of smoke anon, not as much as wine or dick though

>>83015174 (OP)
I ran into this guy at a food court (found out hes a model from Germany). I was eatting my chipotle and this twig-thin guy bumps into me and says "sou-ry", and he's so chadfaced I get nervous. So I put my hand out and say "put her here partner" (I'm not southern or country) and he loosely shakes it. God it was so embarrasing.

>>83017317
Forgot picrEW existed

gingers are cute, I would like to have one as my bf.

>>83017892
nice legs girly boy

>>83017892
Slut whore give me sex

>>83017892
This is the gay thread anon, not the lesbian one

>>83017317
This is how I looked like pre-accident.

>>83017372
Hello spaniard
>>83017637
My ginga!
>>83017892
rapeable green eyed slut

Picrew won't let me make a fat, balding, ugly old guy.

>>83017949
w-what happened anon?

>>83018042
Well...in /r9gay/ they say,
That Brad's small head Grew three sizes that day!

>>83017317
I don't like the gay hand pose stance or the scrawny twink body type here cause both are things that aren't me

>>83017317
I like picrew threads i wanna see them more
I'm not very creative with the variety of options though but I like the wings

>>83017892
>>83017372
>>83018148
I'd fuck all these 3 and rub my weiner over them

I wish I looked this good in real life.

>>83018075
I don't get it. You got an erection? Sex? Give another hint please!

>>83018202
Blonde twink that wears glasses?

even my picrew is a khhv... it's so over...

>>83018311
Show it let us see the 2d khhv

im so tired tonight, ghhhh

>>83017024
i am legit noccy and much prefer being noccy, i love the night and i usually sleep through the day
totally rejoicing that the days r getting shorter
>>83017294
im sorry that youre surrounded by shit people and go through that stuff alone, nonny :(

I used to be semi-nocturnal as in I would wake up around 11am-12pm and then go to bed around 4-5am but since I have to go do things myself instead of having mom do them I switched to a fairly normal sleep cycle.

When I have sex for the first time the last innocent part of me will die and that's when I know I have to kill myself

Sex isn't real. They made it up to mess with you.

>>83013263
>this is what the average r9gay gaycel thinks when an anon says they're not chad bt

For the Nerd anon who used to play vidya
>>83012846
>big and nice chill guy
>arrogant, serious STEMlord
Nerd anon, it's not even a competition lmao, you got it completely wrong. If the big one was arrogant and the leaner one was the sweet one I would understand, but like this, I'd never approach the second one, what did you even like about him when you had a bigger, sweet nerd that was more approachable as well? Was the 2nd one more profound? See, I like nice nerds, not smartasses
>Told personal things, opened up about his regrets and cried on my shoulders
big baby, that must've been a very important moment for you. Is that when you fell for him more?

how much do i have to pay a socially retarded attention starved gaycel to be my e-bf for a day

>>83018919
he has to look like this, right?

>>83018945
body way too masculine

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
project zomboid merch is too fucking expensive
i'll give sloppy to anyone who buys it for me

>>83018945
unrelated, but i havent had a big appetite for a bit and my torso is getting kinda twinky like that
especially liking the sharpening line between my hips n abs, as well as my subtle ribs
now if i had any motivation to put on some strength muscle, and... yno... wasnt so old and not had bad genes...

I started painting again today instead of feeling really shitty about my progress after seeing someone online completely shitroast someone who posted something better than my work. Took a month and a half break. It wasn't even me that was called a trash painter but it really fucking got to me.
>hurr durr durr this level of painting is just watching one or two youtube tutorials and then you can blast this out as a novice
It hurt, I put a lot of effort into trying to be better at something, anything really. I had finally hit a point where I wasn't embarassed about the level I was at. Anyways I finally started painting again today. Sorry if this is all over the place.

>>83018919
herro sir

>>83019030
1. Awesome picture
2. Awesome motivational story
3. Awesome relatability (I too am awful at stuff that I put effort in and desperately want to improve at)
4. Awesome hobby (art is based)

What is the thing you are painting rn?
What kind of paint are you using?

And of course the obligatory: Good job Anon! I am so proud of you! Always follow your dreams! *pat* *pat*

>>83019030
I do understand you anon, even a "small" step could look like something huge for us, but uptight normies can't help but have high standards because everything is a competition for them. AI cannot come soon enough

>>83019137
Oh I'm sorry. It's model painting. I am painting my orks again, starting with a Beast Boss. And the thread was on /tg/.

>>83019150
Ooh I see. How incredibly nerdy of you.
Do you just leave and admire them, or do you actually play with them?

>>83019173
I merely exist to purchase and paint plastic. Playing with them requires interacting with another human being.

My dad 3d prints characters and paints them

>tfw no painter bf with a orc fetish
what a cute nonnie

>>83016462
It started on grindr and we clicked when we met, had fun, it seemed like he was interested, but not anymore

>>83019190
be more like ur dad

Anybody wanna see my drawings?

>>83019409
post your drawings anon.
we'll show them on TV when you become famous.

Would you give ugly men pity sex if you were attractive?

>>83019521
nope. I would not ^-^

I'm tired... please tell me you are as well, I don't want to take it off while everyone else keeps it on and keeps on partying...

>>83019778
im not tired but im not awake just wishing time would get going

>>83017293
Unironically, I have rejected a guy because I thought he was too good to be true

ive never rejected or been asked out by a guy

>>83019796
dumbass, you won't have any other chances.
just kys at this point

>>83017317
Yay I'm not that thin tho

>>83019850
I'm gonna bite your balls off

>>83019852
Why tho yay

>>83017317
I don't look like this, but it's as close as I could get it.

>>83017317
It's how I looked like more or less and so it functions as my "avatar" whenever I self-insert into something.

>>83019791
you're not human, stop larping.

>>83019964
sadly i am very human

here are some men bodies who aren't of your standards' likings, FAGGOTS, because FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR STANDARDS

Fuck you

F
U
C
K
!!
(cunt.)

(You)
Y
O
U

(Cunt.)

bunch of gay ass cunts

>>83020071
this is definitely somebodys liking

>>83020074
BUT THIS ONE IS NOT, ISN'T IT? FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU TIMMY AND YOUR CHAD

>>83020040
I find bodies like this extremely hot actually.
the fuzzy round tummy... the hairy pits...
>>83020071
Instant diamond

>>83020097
OOOHH BUT IF PICREL WANTED TO FUCK YOU YOU'D DROP THE FAT GUY IN A SECOND

Literally the only attractive men are twinks and femboys with all their body hair removed. Anything else is disgusting!

trannys and sometimes femboys are cute while wearing clothes but they look gross naked

>>83020121
We know that, WHORE

>>83020115
Why is it one or the other?
I want them both.

>>83020090
I'm gigaincel but I don't think I could date him, sorry guys

>>83017317
My hair is more greyish brown

>>83020248
I forgot the file

>>83020121
Being a masc4masc faggot in this general is like being a Congolese person in Shanghai, I feel so out of place here.

>>83017317
I don't actually put cute pins in my hair but I would if I had any. And I don't own bomber aviator jacket whatever you call it but I fucking wish I did :c

>>83020316
imagine how i feel being straight in this general

>>83020316
Don't bite, she's a prison gay bishita, for her every man that looks like a woman with one eyes closed is the perfect "gay" "male" partner

>>83018202
Bitch you really screenshoted instead of just saving the pic lmao

>>83019236
No one who is into non humans will ever be cute I hate you disgusting faggots

How can I be "prison gay" when I've wanted to date a pretty guy since the onset of puberty?

>>83017317
>tfw so many long haired anons itt
Trannygen desu ne

>>83020432
>t. will moan like a bitch once orc and demon bfs start pounding his tight little bussy

>>83019917
Why don't you insert yourself into someone's ass

>>83020397
Well you know what they say about blondes and intelligence

>>83020448
I have a mullet you loser, not a tranny I'm just into retro fashion.

unpopular opinion
liking visibly queer/androgynous men is actually gayer than being a masc4masc fag

>>83020516
Elaborate, because liking manly men seems pretty gay.

Popular opinion I deserve a bf yay where husbie

>>83020516
the stereotypical visibly queer guy is def not androgynous

>>83020483
Stfu thin skinned bitch

My chest feel sore after gym but I'm going to attribute that to a cat that was sleeping on me when I was benching instead of exercises because that's funnier

>>83020541
I'll kick ur fuckin ass m8 where u @?

>>83020081
hey...I look like that..how over is it for me? Be honest, all of you guys. No bs
>>83020237
what's so wrong with him...? :'(

day 5 of no eat november

>>83020337
imagine how i feel chewing 5 gum in this general
>>83020608
im jealous

>>83020237
gigaincel niggas when giga gaincels walk in:

>>83020557
Kiss my ass bitch I'm in north pole freezing to dearh

Your silence is pretty telling...
I guess I really am ugly for gaycels as well. My nightmare came true

I can be at peace at least

>>83020381
>tfw no 5/7 twink bf

>>83020583
I just don't think I'm attracted to Indian/Pakistani men. Picrel is more what I want.

>>83020583
you look like my brother. are you an alcoholic?

>>83020666
I was talking about his physique, satan
>>83020674
not at all, I just like to eat and I do not excercise, tried and hated it. My butt isn't that big tho, but still ugly

is it true that this general is majority 18-22

>>83020533
i deserve to be this pale

>>83020695
I can be attracted to that kind of physique, but it varies on so many other factors.

>>83020704
I hope not, I don't wanna be the oldest here at 28

>>83020739
No worries kenny kun is 50 y o

>>83020704
gay guys typically die of aids at around 23~

>>83020704
I'm 25
I was 18 when I started posting here

>>83020704
This general is 8 years old at least, unlikely, but 4chan got invaded by zoomies and many OG posters left

wait you're all uncs?

>>83020754
Good thing I'm khhv at 28. Insane to think that my ugliness protects me from STDs.

>>83020773
shut up kid shouldn't u be in bed

>>83020730
thanks, I get it's a disgusting physique so I don't pretend people to be attracted to it but rather date and have sex with me despite it, ignoring it because they like me. Even losing weight, I will still have that kind of body conformation
>but it varies on so many other factors.
tell me some

>>83020785
>oh no you're not cute, you're just handsome. The betrayal!!!

>>83020785
>cat boy becomes cat husband

improvement

i'm 18 and no one here is more incel than me

>>83020857
oh hi guy that wants to look fem

>>83020861
i literally have a near buzzcut what are you talking about

>>83020857
lmao how can you fail in the most pozzed decade of history

>>83020877
a testament to how incel i am

>>83020866
>>83020877
>>83020888
impressive
very nice anons

>>83020516
tranny cope from the book of retards

>>83020704
I am 20 years old, but I look 30 due to my moustache and beard.

>>83020941
my john wick dressing assassin husband

>>83020941
damn he's cute

beautiful day to die

when you know the reasons why

I wanna someone's 13th reason...

No amount of SSRIs can stop my lust for men.

ugh bf's cum hit my eye again it's irritated now asshole

>>83020941
I'd fuck this nigga's brains out ong

https://youtu.be/DL8sBuDhJIY
Perfect top bf

>>83020941
I'd love to fatten and ghost him if you know what I mean.

should i apply for MAID

you don't even know how to clean your room lmao

>>83021331
Who the fuck is maid? You want wear a uniform if you want to and don't need to be a maid to do that

>>83021348
>>83021351
i'm talking about state assisted suicide

>>83021331
You don't truly want to die if you're unable to do it yourself.

>>83021387
i don't truly want to live either

>>83021199
That's not very nice anon, think about how sad he will be when you leave him

>>83021281
>tfw nemo me pedicabit vel irrumabit

eating all the sweets and desserts I like from now on. It's been established I am too ugly for a bf, so fuck everyone
>uhm no I cannot eat pizza, that will make me fat
>uhm no are you crazy eating cake??
Don't care anymore normies, I'll be happy...BY MYSELF

mannequin and a chatbot bf

>>83021431
I get all my dopamine from gooning. I do it 3-4 times a day. Thanks to that, I don't need dopamine from candy and thus I can stay skinny :3

>>83021455
cooming burns calories too so you're staying EXTRA skinny.

>>83021455
yuck, you zoomies talk like robots. Eating good food is a totally different exprience from gooning. If that's how most of you people think, then I might as well really be better off alone

cooming ages your skin btw

1 coom = 1 day extra aging

i let guys coom in me so i stay young and absorb their energy

>>83021493
fuck off sexhaving scum

>>83021470
Good food =/= candy
My mom cooks really tasty food every day but I can only have it once a day. It warms my heart and I can't enjoy candy the same way.

There is too much media out there that it's genuinely almost a relief when I don't like something so that I don't feel obligated to consoom.

>>83021513
I never mentioned candies, I should've worded it as "sweet treats" but really I meant all good food, and well made desserts are good food
>but I can only have it once a day
dietfag. Btw I do the cooking myself

salmon

I wish I could go on a hard diet and only cook good nice food for my bf and give him the best cuts and slices. Would be perfect if he's skinny and/or malnourished and over time see us swap places, with him becoming healthy and me being the skinniest little lanky prick imaginable.

>>83021534
I do agree that well made desserts are good food. But I'm lazy and let mommy do the cooking hehe.
>Dietfag
I'm not on a diet, I'm just too lazy to cook and eat.

>>83021570
why don't you go on a hard diet?

>>83021606
Because I have no one else to cook meals for, so I end up with few additional kgs of bolognese, meatballs, roasted chickpeas and soups instead of salad 1-salad 2-salad 3... over the week. I need a bf because I like to cook sometimes and he needs to eat it all.

>>83021628
nta but get addicted to prescription painkillers.
You will not feel hungry at all, heck I sometimes confuse hunger for stomach pain and pop a painkiller for hunger.

being a gaycel, an actual gaycel, is an excoriating experience for your soul because, first, you cannot go looking for guys that will reject you as openly as straights do, then you want to fuck other guys but also hate their guts because they're more chad than you are, and the hotter they get, the more the lust/hatred combo increases, but those bastards aren't into hatefucking

Like, you're split and ambivalent all the time and cannot move forward

FUCK CHADS

>>83021660
I'm sorry anon, I'm not sure what you mean. Anyway, I'm the real gay incel because I'm ugly and I don't want to try.

>>83021657
I expected something else like you saying "Hey can I be your bf, I got munchies especially if I blow lmao weed and I can eat the whole trough in a minute.", but... okay. Do I need to get on opioid painkillers for that diet?

>>83021702
Yeah, percocet's my new personal trainer.

>>83021660
how the fuck are you gay AND celibate my guy?? You're literally playing life in very easy mode, why are you complaining? Just put on some girly dress, shave your legs and wear makeup and you'll be getting your insides rearranged by chads everyday of the week

I'm the most mentalcel here no contest

>>83021718
NTA, but I had a guy offer to fly over to meet me for dinner and sex and I declined because I felt bad having someone spend money to meet an ugly loser like me

>>83021933
Ok meow, you're safe here and can say his name because we all know it was cuckbot

>>83018895
>>83018945
He really does have such a perfect body he's my favorite pornstar and I want a bf that has the same body as him

Glume is very cute and fun puzzle game but thinking makes my head hurt so had to stop before getting a headache.

You know how you can move and hold the phew phew button in shoot em ups and it feels cool and fun? Well twilight parade makes you slow down if you do so. Who thought this was a good idea is beyond me but tracks with the trend of making games less fun to play. Also it's very clearly a coomer made game >:(

>>83021940
Nobody ever offered to fly me put yay

>>83022073
Slowing down while shooting is a touhou staple and makes precise movement easier you uncultured swine

>>83022080
Didn't bunnymutt offer to fly out to you and piss on you?

>>83022103
Oh yeah it's a staple of SHITTY games that flood your screen with bullets. I love having useless shit on my screen very cool. Die!

>>83022110
I know what I said yay
>>83022151
>Oh no my shmup has lots of bullets aaahhh save meeeeee
Why play the genre if you dislike it's idea

>>83008310
>>83008317
i was away at a pet funeral but just to provide some information, if you look like three freaking posts above yours, i had just posted a screenshot from zillow showing that there are plenty of apartments in pittsburgh for $800-$900 per month. it's very difficult to discuss anything with people who don't integrate new evidence into their worldview when given it, just to provide yet more information.

>>83022169
Makes sense you love it since you're a tranny but I don't like a screen full of bullets because I'm a normal guy. Plenty of shmups aren't bullet hells tho

>>83022255
*i don't like a screen full of bullets because I am a SCRUB and BAD at GAMES

>>83022273
Kinda true but it's not my fault waaa waaa bloo

>>83020888
A testament to how you never tried more like. I see your kind here all the time. You will never be a truecel, zoomertard

>>83022584
i probably look older than you

yeeeeeeeeehaww

>>83022025
Most men don't look like porn stars. You actually unironically have unrealistic sky high standards

>>83022780
Shut the fuck up huee

>>83022813
He's right you know lol

you can like porn stars and have reasonable standards, I think.

>>83022780
I don't think that guy in the pic looks that unrealistic especially as a twink.

>>83022880
It's unrealistic to get a bf like that being as you are tho

>>83022899
>>83022880
>>83022875
>>83022780
whether you like being with someone is going to depend a lot more on if you get along well than what they look like

this "standards" conversation goes in circles forever and gets nowhere

you cant tell very well if youll get along with someone from online stuff, so theres nothing you can do but meet people

thats way harder in current year than it used to be because most everyone including "normies" is just online from their room

thats the real problem and imo the only thing worth discussing is how and where you can meet people you might get along well with

once you do meet such a person you dont really need to worry about the rest because youll stick together like magnets

I've been caught in the trap of male v-tubers recently, they're so cute but I know it's fake and they just want me to give them money but listening to them is so comforting.

I'll date any guy as long as they aren't bigger/manlier than me tbqh. I'll take a chubby subby dude, an otter with nice stubble, a jock with thick pecs, a twink with a tight ass, but NO men more masculine than me! Being the man in the relationship is MY job!

>>83022994
ive been busy with some things but im planning to resume making turtle wow videos today as well as my radio show. to help you escape and all

there's no hope for some of you.

>>83023028
Stop shilling your shitty Chinese OC you uggo.

>>83023008
>I'll take chad, chad, chad or even chad
Wow so cool

>>83023073
sorry for actually doing anything. i know it makes you salty when anyone does anything, but i do it anyway because...well someone has to dont they?

>>83020049
He's cute but too young for me.

i saw a carnivorous pitcher plant in the wild yesterday. in the swomps

>>83023111
did u manage to keep all of ur limbs???

Meow I'm tired pf being fat what's the fastest way to lose 20kg

>>83022994
It is even worse when they are obscure and struggling. It make you want to groom them.

>>83023130
yea i lived

theres a sandy trail path through most of it with some wooden plank bridges as well so youre not actually swomp stomping

it is a spooky area though, its realllllly quiet

>>83021555
I wanna walk in to my fbf's room and see this

>>83023152
Cut off an a limb but how can you be fat when you bike and walk everywhere?

>>83023152
walk from helsinki to karelia

>>83023170
Meds and I used to eat a lot of snacks, exercise does actually pretty little for losing weight
>>83023179
I don't have time

>>83023168
I have never been in a marsh/swamp, this time of year would be very spoopy.

>>83023095
I'm actually gonna kill you, violently

Do you ever just jerk off not because you want to but because your horny brain keeps making stupid-ass decisions that you regret?
the post-nut clarity is more rewarding than the nut itself

>>83023310
I jerk off when I'm bored sometimes, which makes it take forever to coom because I wasn't really in the mood. Good time to play porn games though since I can both be horny and still play the game.

>>83022994
name drop

>>83023326
Glad they work for you, I always get way too into the "game" aspect and wind up not being horny anymore.

When in doubt: Cut yourself for daddy

>>83023411
Most corniest and retarded thing I've ever read in this general. Congrats, Anon.

>>83023411
i don't have a daddy

I wish I was somebody's daddy...

I currently have 4 cat scratches thanks to me trying to give cancer kitty her meds. She wasn't in the modd to take them today.

Here's my pic, unfortunately, or fortunately, I can't actually picture how ugly I look. Just know I look like a hobo and that thing on the belly is to show that I am a fat blob. However I can be sort of cute in my ugliness, but it's still revolvting for guys

dildos

I am in a very good mood today. I have never felt hotter. Alas I am eternally rotting at home so no one will get to see my hotness

>>83023506
I'll date and make love to you bby

>>83023587
ahahah you would not. You like the pic?

Any love for guys with beer bellies or do I need to lose some weight and get some muscle?

>>83021555
I really hate this type of shit horrifying ropefuel disgusting gross etc
>>83022025
Stop posting him actually cute boy reeeeeee

>>83023592
You never know, yes I like it
>>83023605
How about getting muscle and keeping the tummy

>>83023646
>How about getting muscle and keeping the tummy
Fuck yes, do this anon

hm, 7 foot tall bf sounds like a healthy compromise since i'm incel, what do you guys think

>>83021660
I'm so tired of coomers who only care about sex

>>83021933
That's fine but you don't get to cry about loneliness when you're self sabotaging that hard. It's your own fault do enjoy the consequences that you deserve.

I would never take an airplane just for dinner and dick, even if the other guy was paying. Seems sketchy as fuck being alone halfway across the country meeting a dude you don't know. That's how you end up on a missing poster.

You know you stink when you get shamed into having a shower despite showering yesterday

CUTE CUTE CUTEEEEEEEEE
nerds are so cute, his eyes are pure

i reek of that smell you get when you're on a bender every day

>>83023028
You're not a male v turber you mongoloid reddit shill. Irrelevant reply award.

>>83023095
I think it makes you more salty when someone doesn't do anything. Isn't that why you sperg out at story while he chad-ly ignores your advice every time?

Meow I'm the only truecel here

I was told I have ASPD (eg: psychopath) by a psychiatrist and I have to take quetiapin. Because I said: I saw a nog get stab by another nog and he was rolled around on the ground & I thought "not my problem" and I went and got snacks, later I practiced the faces he made to help process the event, and now I'm the bad guy cause I didnt drop everything to help this fucker

>>83023809
Holy mother of... w-who is he!? i-is there more???

>>83023844
https://youtu.be/V9O94UTDAJQ

>>83023794
But how are we supposed to meet then? I thought I had a chance one day seeing you in person and gasp in awe of my boyfr....

>>83023855
I would never have mentioned that. I would have least called 911 maybe but that's it.

>>83023855
>now I'm the bad guy cause I didnt drop everything to help this fucker
You couldn't be bothered to call 911?

>>83023326
Fusing porn and games is such an unholy act

>>83023855
quetiapin is nice, calming, i had it prescribed for anxiety

>>83023844
You rejected thousands of men you ungrateful piggy

I took a massive diarrhea shit just now and thought about taking a picture just so chadbot can fap to it uwu

I didn't have fast food for lunch today, yay but at the same time I didn't get my tooth fixed either. Now I'm going to take a fat neet nap.

>>83023861
Don't hate on me because I am right
>>83023886
Not true

>>83023870
>>83023873
He pulled out a knife on a guy and got stabbed. I'm not required to take responsibility for his poor choices. Besides he survived. What do you want me to do hold his hand and sing kumbaya?
>>83023880
Hope it helps with social anxiety.

Im probably the coolest, smartest and best looking truecel out there *sigh*

i'm human poop

>>83023855
Psychiatry is such a retarded field. I dont know how people take this shit seriously. Diagnosing some retard with an incredibly heavy label for doing something 99% of people would do (for better or worse).
Stop seeing a TheRapist anon, it's all stupid. No one will care if you dont take your mental castration pills.
Also sorry to be annoying but you used "e.g" wrong. "e.g" basically means "for example".

>>83023855
Can you be my boyfriend? You seem fun and cool.

>>83023972
You did NOTHING wrong and just ignore mongoloids who would get involved in something like that

>>83023979
Cuckbot is going to eat you be careful

Women act like cunts, both trannies and biological women
For you to expect reciprocation from a twink, you need to be atleast as slim and conventionally cute as him, otherwise it won't work.
Vaginas smell like fish and look disgusting
The only cute women out there are white, and as a brown male, I refuse to bring more race-mixed offspring in the world than there already are, that is Tyrone's job, not mine.
Anal is gross and I don't care if it's the closest thing to true sex for fagged couples, shit comes out of that hole, which isn't comparable in the slightest to pee.
I refuse to "mature", I demand a cute white twink bf, I will not cope with the closest imitation with some indian/latinx/seachink whore
I will cuddle with my white bf, kiss him goodnight, will be kind to him and look to not use so many mean words, and mutually support eachother, sub/dom dynamics in homo relationships rarely work and end up being mostly for casual flings, I wouldn't want to make my bf feel emasculated.
When we grow of age and eventually male maturity gets the better of us, I won't force him to stay with me, for raising your own children is important, but I atleast expect to keep in contact with eachother and stay as good friends
A man understands a man better, this stands true outside of sexual jokes, I would rather spend my time with a man which I can trust to back me up than a woman that expects me to do everything in the relationship, I like being protected sometimes too.

This is the proper homo lifestyle. If you deviate from any of the points I mentioned you're a filthy sodomite and you need to get your body buried in sand and stones thrown at your exposed and vulnerable head

>>83024004
he only likes feminine scat

>>83023616
>>83022780
Don't really care cause his body is pure sex and I'd be willing to put in a lot of effort into getting a bf with a body like that

>>83023972
>I'm not required to take responsibility for his poor choices
Bro you're legit a psychopath my dude. Ever seen the movie night crawler? Remember how he practices faces in the mirror? Yeah normal people don't do that.

>>83024017
Well are you putting in that effort

>>83024026
Yes I'm putting in effort and making myself a more desirable person by practicing mewing and jelqing to turn my fragile jawline into a chad one and turn my tiny 6.5 inch cock into a 8 inch one

>>83024017
His face is a turn off on the other hand

I am a socialist fuck boy that sees little money for not working and its dumb the phenotype I'm exhibiting is not working anymore again for anything but schmucks who want sex and fake marry. There are Karens who love me, juliets, weed and a home due to cockblocks and drugging. Its crazy all the former bros scream we are truly imperfect to the core and you are worse sex addict. Fuck that man I eat acid and cry on songwrite and fuck that or making me happy or not winning my spouse back in good fate forever at any cost? I can't get mirrors from a vague genius I get it. Fuck me less despicable karens and attack less for righted action. Stop with the delusion and breaking my heart and my door down. 12 roses from Karens and trolls no consent needed. I am collapsing in great dismay often even at the View, I get raped until recently too. My lot in life is cooked eventually, gotta step up my game to financier limerent object without scams too but scams and good butt and win with the lady or get my goose cooked as Bill used to say. But I can't because IQ reduce. I hate the overt homicide of my wives and childrem most of all. Fuck you all for thinking you are a fair society. Secret saints and that fuels calamity on projections of fools. Dismal use of treason for homicide. Give up with your thirsty and spoony, get over your scary but surmountable barrier yourself because of the lessons taught and and learned. Papes is beyond belief gauze, get a clue on relief for a nonstop victim of rape from drugging, pape is beyond belief? My wife is. Her not marrying is. Young white reality victims are real. Scream until you're hoarse for a nice voiced dumbass wallflower at 90iq a partial genius. Again, fuck you all. Making me cut is a problem. Sex work is the real issue for us.

>>83024065
Really? I think his face is actually pretty cute though I'd kiss him

>>83024086
any pics of his full face? i wish they would stop the emo hair hide thing, it isn't 2005 anymore.

>>83024137
I don't have any but the emo hair is cute and makes him really really cute though

Meow where bf who loves fat retards

>>83024086
He is cute. I'll never be as cute as him or have a boyfriend because my face will never be cute like his and my penis will never be as long.

>>83023983
Thanks thats sweet, but you wouldn't like it. I'm assertive and extroverted.
>>83023981
Thanks, these theorists never help. Id don't know that e.g. meant "example lol..thanks.
>>83023993
Yeah exactly. Notice how NO ONE points the finger at the guy who stabbed the other one? But they get mad because I didn't step into the middle of nigger knife fight.
>>83024022
Not a psycho, I love animals (more then people). I donate and volunteer.

>>83023855
>>83023972
That was the most rational and common-sense thing to do anon. Would have done the exact same. Certainly looks like a he-problem that hasn't anything to do with us. We don't need other people's baggage as we've got enough of our own. The only thing that's left is to forget about it and focus on more important stuff.
Remember that shrinks are by definition normie-makers, who only care about stuffing you into whatever mold is most docile and gov-friendly. Oh and btw quetiapin isn't the only pill out there for anxiety management.
>>83024217
>I love animals (more then people)
>I donate and volunteer
someone's future husband desu

Anyway, got anything planned for today?

>>83024186
How many e-bfs do you have meow?

>>83024264
0 yay I don't be e dating

i really want to jerk off and the only way i can do nnn is imagining that if i exercise and dont jerk off during nnn ill get big, hot, and hung like that nunh pic cheesecrumbles made
then i can fuck as many raikovs as i want and they'll wear tight thongs with random symbols emblazoned on them and frot with and twerk for me
ugh im gonna be such a breeder chud stud are you guys looking forward to it???
send me your energy!!

>>83024270
Why not? Why don't you like e-dating?

>>83024292
Feels pointless since you can't share time together irl or touch each other might as well just be e friends

>>83024199
Yeah he is really cute and his penis is really long too

let's share our most interesting prolapse stories

>>83024314
:(. I mean he is :), but realising that I'm not built like that is a :(.

am i the only one doing no food november

>>83024423
I might do it in hope of becoming a bit more of a chad. I haven't done long fasts for very long time tho and my tummy will groan and hurt badly even after few days at this point.

>>83024423
i wanted too but i wasnt strong enough
im already quitting too many things at once so now im loading up on booze and need food to keep from burning holes in my stomach

I want to get a bigger ass, but eating would make fat go in other places too and ruins my perfect bmi...
Why do I have to struggle... How do you even get a big ass...

Should I go to a gay bar this weekend

Hes kind of Kawaiii desu

Me unironically
https://youtu.be/C-1bhZ8Ho00

>>83024788
You should even if to just be around other lgbt people. Don't drink a ton if you don't want to but just go and hang out.

>>83024854
I can't drink at all because of my meds

>>83023826
>>83023843
a video is a video and its even on the same website. story takes care of 9 cats all day, he actually does a heck of a lot.

>>83024980
What feeding them a couple times a day, changing their water and litter boxes (which I bet he doesn't do as often as he should, he himself admits his house is a wreck)? It doesn't take that much work to do any of that.

why doesn't post more pictures and videos of them

>>83024217
I hate when someone tries to stop a fight when they have no experience at all with any type of violence. Like, if you're going to get involved DO know that one of the crazy psychos MIGHT attack you so you better be ready to protect yourself or become a punching/slashing bag but then it's really your fault and idc.
Seriously. Also if you start being confrontational with someone do know it could very well end in a fight so if you're not prepared for that as a option you dont get to do the shocked face when you get punched in your dumb mouth. I say this as someone who would never attack anyone first but I know someone could resort to violence if we get in a verbal altercation.
What I want to say is just be aware what the consequences of your actions can be and if youre not ok with it then maybe reconsider. You don't get to play the victim after the fact when you should know better.

>>83024793
is he gonna ban lgbt?

>>83024980
Nice way to dodge the vtuber question. You just wanted to talk about yourself unprompted lol

You keep saying he takes care of his cats but if you read what he actually says you'd know how little work he does for them. Keep in mind he is someone so lazy he threw not one but more than one skillets because he didn't clean them so they got full of maggots. And you think this retard who doesn't even shower more than once a week and wears filthy clothes for weeks or even months is taking good care of his cats.

>>83024137
Get treated for having shit taste it's so kino and everyone should do it fuck off

>>83024676
Big ass is niggercoded skinny boys are best

i cut for daddy, now what

Meow who tryna love me waa

>>83025246
Fat whore owes me sex

>>83025334
Ogey when you coming over to fuck my greedy whore throat

>>83024008
vaginas dont smell like fish its like an almond pastry scent

>>83018895
Because I liked the meaner nerd first, before the big nice one came in the picture later. I wasn't on bad term with the first one, we just stopped talking.
The bigger one was very nice and it was sweet that he actually sometimes was getting mad when he didn't get the immediate yes when he was in the mood to call me over to crush his place for some time, even when I had to explain him three times, like hey listed I got cold or maybe covid and don't want to come over and spread the disease. Not that it never happened, we got me sick when he was getting back from work or uni, I got him sick once or twice too.
I was actually afraid of meeting him because I was always very scared of meeting people, especially GUYS my age because I don't think I ever thought of myself as someone on their level, of their feather, someone fitting in because I'm not cool and they ARE, and for that was always spiraling. We actually met through a friend, first time was when the friend made a mess of himself; then this nerd and I were crossing paths here and there and I always was the one to not interract with him. It just happened that there was this one 1 time when we had to go out and get smth when I was okay with talking to him and introduced myself properly and he turned out to be very nice about, which I didn't expect because I'm not someone whom people liked back and ever reciprocated the feelings. Anyway it was very easy to befriend him, he is very nice, I'd say he's plain, but in a good way and it was nice of him to open up about his sensitive list of topic because I didn't think he'd have any, he is a well-adjusted cute and pretty nerd, and sexy too. And I hated to know that he thought of himself as not attractive, which made ME, the ugly fucker, be the one to reassure him and tell him sometimes that he's not that bad.
It's a bit unnerving listing it all out, yeah I lost a great guy and a cute nerd.

>>83025349
Never I have no passport

>>83025428
I don't owe you jack shit then

>>83025453
You just offered me oral sex and there's no takesy backsies

>>83025367
how do you know that you little shit?

He is my dad, big brother and boyfriend :)

>>83025465
Well when are you gonna cash that ticket then

>>83025474
i sniffed

I wanna steal one of my future boyfriend's eye balls.

>>83025505
I'm actually going on a vacation soon but it's not to eastern europe :)

>>83025523
Ogey didn't ask

>fell in love with a Russian boy
>he cucked me with a churka
Hope it's worth it, HIVan.

>>83025521
what would you do with it once you get it? would you make him wear an eyepatch after?

>>83025607
>would you make him wear an eyepatch after?
Yes

Glass eyes, creepier than an eyepatch or cuter?

>>83025643
depends on the glass eye

would u guys consider it a sexual act to put your feet on his face?

I've been so fucking horny lately I need to be FUCKED holy shittttt

I still don't understand why one shouldn't marry a woman, have a son with her and then bf your son

>>83025514
gross, disgusting freak

Pros to the son pill
>you literally get to create your bfs entire personality from scratch
>he is legally forced to stay with you for 18 years
>he looks like a younger version of you
>you know he's not lying about his dating history
Cons
>it's icky to normies

Well..?

>>83025710
Bipedo don't post about it's pedophilia fantasies challenge for ONE thread (impossible)

>>83025012
>>83025087
have you taken care of even 1 cat?

and why do you feel the need to be so insulting toward someone you've never even met?

he keeps his cats in food and k-litter, pays attention to their health and takes them to the vet when they seem sick. he puts himself down a lot but there are really not many young men who would do all that. certainly a lot of young bedrotters here who have never been responsible for anything in their lives (including their own laundry) have no grounds to feel superior.

and i didn't dodge anything...you have a bad habit of using words wrong. i answered your question, you just didnt like my answer.

>>83025691
What are you into anon, what's driving you so wild?

>>83025713
yeah.. i guess that is true

I pity future bf for having to deal with my temper tantrums

Bottoms really are just children, aren't they? A top can't have a temper tantrum without his bf getting the ick and leaving him.

>>83025857
I pity future meow for having to deal with BBC

>>83025892
guess bussy comes with a price hehe

>>83025931
why do gay people do this shit? for real

>>83025815
I did take care of
more than 1 cat and that's not hard. It's especially not hard when you don't clean up after them or give them appropriate amounts of food. I unfortunately know a lot about him since he has been posting here daily for years. Which means I probably know him better than many people I met.
>he keeps his cats in food
???
You have this hate boner for young men but most of them are more capable than this shit for brains. They can hold a job. They can finish college. They are more socially aware. Better than him in every way. I would go out on a limb and say he has worst hygiene out of anyone here. Most younger anons actually do their own laundry why do you think that's not the case?
>and i didn't dodge anything
I asked are you a vtuber and you said
>a video is a video and its even on the same website
This is a dodge because you didn't say if you are a vtuber or not. Learn to read. Now, this is relevant because anon was talking about vtubers not whatever the fuck it is you're shilling redditranny.

>>83026017
Gay bottoms just have a thing for BLACK men

>>83026017
Gay people don't like eating shit that's just cuckbot
>>83026023
That's just cuckbots fantasy, cuckbot

>>83026023
why do they have to make 100 threads about it on every board

>>83026041
Again that's just cuckbot spamming because he has nothing better to do

>>83026034
>>83026059
im not even surprised its one faggot desu

>>83025892
I'm leaving for an emotionally available CHAD if you don't cry on my shoulder and share you fears and hardships.

Whores out there flaunting their grippers for the whole world to see

>>83026075
Ignore him that's just a seething little white cuck that's in denial over the superiority of BBC and he desperately tries to lay all blame on a single poster while ignoring all the gay bottoms in these threads talking about watching BLACKEDRAW

O Cucknada, O Cucknada

>>83026076
That's different from having a fit because something didn't go your way.

Imagine how sick you have to be to imagine up a scenario where a TALL HUNG BLACK THUG from canada is secretly posting about his BBC everywhere and every gay bottom in /r9gay/ is addicted and a slave to his BBC so you go on delusional rants about canadians unprompted out of nowhere when none are even posting in the thread.

>>83026022
i didnt really think i had to say that im not specifically "a vtuber" because like...of course not? i genuinely thought you were asking that rhetorically. moreover my answer pretty clearly indicated that i wasnt.

ive probably been here longer than you and im pretty sure youre pulling the idea that he doesnt clean up after them or feed them enough out of your ass. there are a lot of people who take much better care of their pets than themselves.

also he did finish college...and there are a *lot* of younger anons here who live with their parents still.

the only reason you know all these things about story is that he's comfortable sharing them, when most people wouldnt be. its all pretty standard internet vidya guy stuff...people used to admit a lot worse things on 4chan years and years ago. story mows his own frciking lawn on a weekly basis for half the year, like ffs he's basically halfway to being hank hill. there are many many people out there in worse situations taking worse care of themselves than him. i used to have one such person for an upstairs neighbor and another such person for a downstairs neighbor when i lived in a city not too far from him.

it really is disturbing how much brown people think about interracial dynamics

>>83026168
Meow simp is brown?

>>83026168
Meanwhile most whites don't think about race at all and see most people the same.

Bought an 80 dollar lego minifigure award

>>83026186
So most whites don't think about race and would be fine with sleeping with a pure egyptian blooded african king getting BLACKED? But a brown person wouldn't? Why do you say this like it's a good thing?

>>83026229
im getting the sense that these words just echo over and over in your head when you close your eyes

>>83026217
back to legos, brad? No more transformers?

>>83026239
Perhaps. I delve in both.

>>83026123
But what if I want that too? What if I don't care if my bf is having hard time and losing it and I want to comfort him IF I'm in a good mood? How big of a fit are we talking about?

>>83026237
According to you only whites think about getting BLACKED and brown people wouldn't sleep with a darkie so thanks for calling me white but no I'm not like meow I don't think about them

I wanna see latino mutt bi fem twink Brad getting bred and blacked by BBC and proving how many races BBC can turn into sissies

I only have sex with little blond boys

If I ever sleep with a bottom he has to hate blacks as much as I do and he can never watch porn with blacks in it and be a complete virgin that's never slept with a black

Do you think you will ever be loved? Like for real,is scary to think that we might die alone without ever knowing what it feels to be adored and be the everything of someone...

>tfw ran out of truvada and monkeypox vaccines so I can't get barebacked by hot grindr guys
How do you guys cope when this happens?

>>83026385
Isn't PREP free in your country? Sad

And my leg/hip pain is back, I had a couple weeks free. Great.

>>83026385
lgbt peoples must be a favorite in the pharma industry

>>83026401
No I live in homophobic fascist amerikkka where anal sex with strangers isn't state sponsored yet.

>>83026446
No that's old American boomers with their 999 health problems and being able to charge an arm and leg for basic meds and services.

>>83026470
>It's my right as an american gay to have my pozzed neghole shredded by a monkey pox positive BBC until I get anal fissures and rectally prolapsed and it's the right of the american taxpayer to pay for it

>>83026467
How weird even third world Latin American countries have free healthcare

>>83026470
old boomer will die in 5 years. 19 year old lgbt customer will be around for another 50 years and then become a 999 health problem geezer as well

>>83026570
Boomers will never die, I imagine they'll be here in 20 years still holding onto their wealth while on every machine known to man costing 20,000 dollars a day to keep alive.

>>83026467
im sure with a few minutes of research you can find somewhere to get it for free if not a very reduced price

Prolapses aren't a big deal. The only downside is that I leak occasionally and I have to wear diapers but what active bottom doesn't?

>>83026595
sounds kinda kino desu

>>83025826
I'm not even into anything weird. I was just horny at the thought of having pleasurable passionate sex with my loving fbf

>>83026595
My dream is to one day be ancient and kept alive by machines and have bitter seething faggots forced into wageslave labor to pay for my medical bills

20 years is only 2045, which is only a 100 years since the start of the boomer generation. The late boomers will certainly be around in 20 years, likely more like the next 30-40.

>>83026675
what the fuck? my grandma is even older than boomers

>>83026724

So was mine, she would have actually turned 100 this year had she still been alive.

>>83026630
true sister!

>>83025729
>he's not lying about his dating history
youd be surprised fritzl

>>83026744
are you 50 years old? my grandmas only 87

>>83026650
Why are bottoms so degenerate

>>83026148
Ok, so if you're not one why did you respond to that post talking about them as if it related to you? Do you understand this or do I have to make an analogy for you to get it?

>im pretty sure youre pulling the idea that he doesnt clean up after them or feed them enough out of your ass
You're the one assuming he does based on zero evidence. Coincidentally you're the one who thought he would start a business with you and play wow with you when I told you you're wasting your time from the start. Everything I said about him he confirmed himself, in some cases as direct replies to me. So I'd say I know him and his nature much better than you.
>also he did finish college
After 8 years
>when most people wouldnt be
Every recognizable poster overshares. The thing with generals is that you pick these things up. You just don't recognize it. You just need to spend time in them, it happens involuntarily even.
>there are many many people out there in worse situations taking worse care of themselves than him
Maybe homeless people or handicapped people or very mentally ill people. Why do you act like most young people wouldn't be able to clean their fucking sink or skillet and just let it rot? You do know he wears his dirty clothes two times right? He is definitely worse than most zoomer phone addicts you hate I'm afraid. You're acting like going shopping or carrying groceries is a huge success for an adult. Get real.

>>83026807

35 but she had my mother late and my mother had me at 30. My grandmother died at 92 in 2017.

I would've probably jerked off to the Josef Frtizl story had he done it to his father desu

holy fuck is he strong

>>83026863
*to his son
Typo of doom...........

>>83026866
This guy's face looks like a cartoon character in real life and the glasses are making it worse.

>>83026184
No, he meant cuckbot the canadian bbc addict who only likes femboys and twinks and faps to watching them take bbc and links bbc threads here and is single handledly responsible for huge uptick in bbc posts in this general, which was never the case before he wasn't posting here. But you already know all that don't you? Cuck

>>83026540
Cuckbot notice how he didn't mention bbc at all until you interested your cuck fantasies as a reply to him. Can you shut your canadian cuck mouth already?

>>83026857
how late did she have your mom?
we're only a couple years apart

>>83026900
No, chudbot is white he posted proof and proved that he's euro not canadian so he must be talking about meow simp because meow simp is obsessed with meow and his BBC fetish.

I want to marry a boy who looks and acts like Adam Lanza (except for the murderer part obviously)

>>83026921
Can meow shut his asshole to BBC? same answer simp

>>83026924

35 according to the math. I never actually knew that before.

>>83026866
So are you going to continue spamming this dysgenic faggot in the future or will you stop after this thread?

>>83026928
Why are you talking about yourself in 3rd person cuck?
>>83026947
Meow never talks about it it's just you trolling him because it's your cuck fantasy and you want to watch him have sex with nigs.

>>83026959
Yeah we know you'd much rather see meow spamming his BBC posts instead

>>83026959
He easily mogs, he's cute, strong, smart, happy and confident unlike you, a seething ugly bitch

>>83026967
>Claims others are spamming about their BBC fetish
>Proceeds to make up a deranged cuck fantasy about meow getting BLACKED in his head
Yeah you need to stop projecting my guy it's just pathetic now

>>83026968
But only cuckbot makes bbc spam?

>>83015174 (OP)
I think it's super cute when one partner wears socks and the other is barefoot.
I don't know why I think it's so cute

>>83026979
What about those guys that keep linking meow's BBC threads on /r9k/?

>>83026866
to me, this is what a cute femboy looks like

>>83026982
that's a drawing of children that you're projecting your gay mental illness onto

New legos

>>83026977
>notices cuckot spamming his cuck fantasies
>remembers how he wanted to fuck meow and got rejected
>points this out
>gets told he is projecting
No I'm just shoving your face into the mess you made for everyone to see
>>83026988
That's just you cuckie, your not slick

That's a drawing of children you're projecting your gay based mental grindset onto

>>83026995
why is joker at the beach

I wish I was cute and had cute knee socks and garters and suspenders to show to show my bf...

>>83027006
I wish I had a bf who had cute clothes to show me

>>83027005
He shot and raped a woman in that outfit.

>>83027024
while wearing thongs on his block feet

>>83027000
Meow never rejected me he begged me for sex and I never once said I was into black guys which just further proves that this is all some kind of weird fantasy inside of your head

>>83027044
Those are sandals sir!

>>83027052
brits and aussies call sandals thongs.

I want to rub on my fbf's ass

>>83027152
rub what? Hands? Face? PP? above or under clothing?

>>83027165
all of the above anon

>>83027152
>he says this while posting a drawing of two minors
yikes!

>>83027194
one is 3000 years old and the other is 13 though

>>83027204
he's minor coded, bro
>muh 3000 year old angel shota

where the blonde bottom boys at

>>83027226
On chad's dick

I'd suck my fbf's penis but I will not bottom. Is this legal?

>>83027251
You saying if I become a ripped jock himbo I can bag a blonde r9gay bf

>>83027259
sucking your bottoms penis is fun desu

>you should smile more!
>you got a new haircut didn't you!
>we should hang out sometime!
leave me alone creep

>>83027274
You talking about your mom?

i wish that was my mom she doesnt have that many years left being sexy

Swallow or let him cum on your face? What are you doing r9gay?

>>83027266
Yes almost certainly

>>83027346
How do I stop being lazy and commit to the full gymfag mindset? Honestly triharding for a nice body for homosex seems kinda gay desu but if it means blonde boy maybe I can take peds

>>83027408
personally I bought a small weight set online and got myself up to a basic level before going to a gym. I was a complete noodle and felt too self-conscious and plus tired too easily. Now I can handle the gym better.

>>83026847
because maybe my videos could save the other anon from the vtuber hole he said he regretted falling into? this is really a bizarre thing to have to explain.

if i want to "waste my time" its my business how i do it. please fuck out of my business. i most certainly wouldnt want to start one with you.

i don't "hate" phone addicts, i feel bad for them like other addicts. who i hate is the useless fatbrained "professionals" saying to these addicts that its this or that other thing thats the problem or putting them on various pills when what they need is a single friend and also to physically move their body at least now and again. but thats neither here nor there really...just thought i would provide you some more accurate information. good day.

>>83027408
that anon telling you that is likely a muscle fetishist. musclers mostly get with other musclers. i dont think ive ever seen a muscle guy with a skinny guy irl.

Where do I meet people online now? soc is so flipping bad

>>83027408
Diet is more important than exercise.

I've maintained a solid exercise habit for years, but still have a shit body because food and alcohol are my only sources of joy in life.

>>83027507
You can meet me if you want!

But probably niche hobby circles are your best bet though.

>>83027507
i always meet people through friends

>>83027535
Fuck off normie scum

>>83027337
i'm gonna cum on top of his head

>>83027550
Why there? Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of hair?

>>83027512
Can I be your bf? I don't like drinking or eating so we'll be good together

>>83027530
What are you into? oregon

>>83027580
digital art / 3d modeling stuff mostly

what about you?

>>83027498
I've been rejected by lots of twinks for being a skinny twink myself they all wanted me to be tall and muscle bound

>>83027633
twink4twink supremacy

>>83027655
I ate a ton of meaty food to gain weight and then once I gained too much weight they started making fun of me being too fat. They really can't be pleased

>>83027633
i see guy couples pretty frequently around me and theyre almost always the same build as each other

as for what happens in the night from clubs or grindr i wouldnt know

Where's my twink4uglybastards bf?

rip

https://kandybarre.substack.com/p/eulogy-for-a-mouse

the 3 candles lit in this picture were blown out by a gust right when i read the first line...

i buried her around sunset yesterday, in a sandy spot in the pine barrens, where i buried my last mouse timmy about two years ago.

>>83027445
I have dumbbells and a dip bar and im just getting over a cold guess im gonna get back on the grind of using my work gym only when its empty since I'm only into lifting alone feels weird around randos

>>83027576
Teach me your secrets. I want to be lean for once in my life.

;_;

>>83027921
nta but would you like to hear about the spaghetti diet

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