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Anonymous No.83015994 [Report] >>83016004 >>83016004 >>83016322 >>83016785 >>83016787 >>83017351
I have a double life but people are finally starting to suspect I am hiding something. Fuck.
Anonymous No.83016004 [Report]
>>83015994 (OP)
>suspect
>>83015994 (OP)
>life
Anonymous No.83016322 [Report] >>83016759
>>83015994 (OP)
Who the fuck cares tell them to slugma apricorn balls.

Who doesn't have a double life?
Anonymous No.83016680 [Report]
>girlfriend is beginning to suspect I'm an incel
Anonymous No.83016759 [Report] >>83016782
>>83016322
How do I hide it? They're asking questions I have no responses to. Fuck.
Anonymous No.83016782 [Report] >>83016817
>>83016759
What kind of double life are you leading, anon? You left that part out. And if you "Double life" is posting on 4chan, then I'm going to kick you the shin. That's not a double life.
Anonymous No.83016785 [Report]
>>83015994 (OP)
If you pass the drug check they're looking for they'll probably pay you and you don't need a life long vendette against everyone that fucks you over. You're going to take a loss sometimes you can't just go murder everyone that disagrees with you over everything. There are types of protocols people don't understand and why should you until you have to?
Anonymous No.83016787 [Report] >>83016800
>>83015994 (OP)
Well what are you hiding.
Anonymous No.83016800 [Report] >>83016823
>>83016787
I do so much drugs. Fucking alcohol, prerequisite. Some marajuiana? Why wouldn't you? A few acid tabs. That was a lot less of a worse trip than pcp.
Anonymous No.83016817 [Report] >>83016849 >>83016908
>>83016782
Well no it's not that. But I often disappear for hours at a time on a specific day every week to meet with my mistress. I don't actually have a relationship outside of this but the rest of my family is beginning to notice. I've stopped attending events with them to go meet with my mistress. I cannot just gf her for complicated reasons. I've poured a lot of money into her though and maintaining the relationship I have with her. I feel like some of my family is suspecting I'm gay which is pretty embarrassing if they think that (I'm obviously not but still). Yeah I also told all my co-workers that I actually have a gf and have showed them pictures of me and my mistress calling her my gf (when she is not) and you know people at work talk about their SOs but I don't got much to say because she isn't my SO like that and my boss invited me to the Christmas party our company has every December and told me I should bring my gf and literally everybody thinks I am in a serious relationship at work. But my family doesn't even know this and I haven't told them anything about it.
Anonymous No.83016823 [Report] >>83016893
>>83016800
Alcohol and weed are pretty normal. I called it quits on shrooms and now I dont do anything, including smoking because I quit. Just quit using substances if its a problem m8 its not that bad.
Anonymous No.83016849 [Report] >>83016908
>>83016817
OP here. I also occasionally do cocaine with her but I am not addicted. But I do fear that it could be exposed that I do drugs like this also. But I only do it every so often with her.
Anonymous No.83016893 [Report] >>83016906
>>83016823
I don't care where you find your shrooms. I aint going to tip a cow. I did the sobriety thing. My adopt a dog goes fucking insane when they seen a beer. I never thought a dog could ever fuckin do that kind of shit. Go crazy like I've seen it over fruits, and vegitables. I've never seen them go ape shit over a beer like that.
Anonymous No.83016906 [Report] >>83016924
>>83016893
Alright, man. I think you should go to bed. You sound drunk as fuck.
Anonymous No.83016908 [Report]
>>83016817
>>83016849
lol op you are so dumb. lmfao
Anonymous No.83016924 [Report] >>83016953
>>83016906
That's a fact, I mean like they'll say fuck playing fetch I'm gonna eat this apple. I never seen a dog go insane before over a fucking beer like that before. Fuck playing catch I'm gonna eat this apple. I've never seen a dog just be like FUCKING BEER LETS DO IT MAN.
Anonymous No.83016953 [Report] >>83016972
>>83016924
I mean you ever had a dog and you're like uhhh no that isn't good for you go play catch. And they're like fuck yeah I'm a good dog I am eating this. Then you pull out a beer can and they just go fucking insane like fucking this is mine aint nobody else needs this but me and you're like uh please no let me drhink this
Anonymous No.83016972 [Report]
>>83016953
You know like you are like alright stop trying to fucking fight me and pour it in a bowl and then they're like fuck you I hate you.
Anonymous No.83017351 [Report] >>83017554 >>83017665
>>83015994 (OP)
People will always find out
Anonymous No.83017554 [Report]
>>83017351
We aIready know.
Anonymous No.83017665 [Report]
>>83017351
Just because I do a lot of alcohol and hillucinogenics doesn't mean the things they said is things that happened. I read again what they said and fucking I ain't done none of fucking that. sometimes people trick you into doing pcp. It's not like I'm doing back to the days I drink a gallon a beer or more and fucking doing tabs after smoking bowls.