Thread 83018080

why do namefags namefag?

why aren't her breasts in my mouth?

>>83018080 (OP)
I'm hot AF and used to standing out and getting attention.
For you, this place is probably the most attention you get.
For me it's a downgrade unless I do what I do.
Make sense?
Good.

>>83018130
WHo do ya think you are
>>83018080 (OP)
Attention bro
Anytime you ask why someone is doing something think: does it give them attention or nah

>>83018130
im hotter trhan you prob haha

>>83018130
>I'm full of myself
I'm not suprised. Which name fag are you?

>>83018080 (OP)
cuz they want to be remembered, and cant handle the idea of being forgotten, which ironically they most likely are the most forgettable people you'd ever meet
and yeah attention,

>>83018219
>and yeah attention,
Attention from what? bots, troons and low self esteem incels?
Thats a low bar man.
Thats like saying: "well they peanuts out of shit because they want food".

>>83018080 (OP)
Recognition. Noobs.

>>83018080 (OP)
>why do namefags namefag?
Most do it for attention, I do it because my peepee get's really stiff when people go "EW" at what I post.

>t. Jizzboxers Anon

>>83018248
Recognition from noobs? who gives a carp.

>>83018080 (OP)
>why do namefags namefag?
fuck if I know, probably just attention whores.

anyways

I just use 4chanx to force everyone to be anonymous.

>>83018256
Here's your (You), now respond like the attention fag you are. Dance for me monkey.

>>83018280
>Here's your (You)
I can feel the dopamine binding to the receptors in the little meat CPU in my skull
>Dance for me monkey.
I'm a one trick pony, or rather a one dance monkey, picrel.

>>83018294
My brother has boxers like that, my mom was yelling at him:
>STOP BLOWING YOUR NOSE INTO YOUR UNDERWEAR JAYDEN
I think she knows.

>>83018242
yes, they think those groups are perfect orbiters or something or would make find additions to their orbit collection
It's low bar because these very people are at the bottom of the barrel themselves,

>>83018349
>My brother has boxers like that.
Based
>I think she knows.
She knows, before I moved out, my mom did my laundry from my rooms floor, cleaned everything, except the boxers, they where just sitting on my bed, we never spoke of it, but I do wonder why she didn't simply throw them in the washing machine with the other clothes, it's not like she didn't want to touch them, she put them on my bed, but wouldn't wash them, which is odd.

>>83018371
>she put them on my bed, but wouldn't wash them, which is odd
LOL she tried to shame you but shes the one who touch old spunk LMAO.

>>83018371
she was telling you to wash your cum rags yourself

>>83018371
You're a sick faggot what's it like knowing your existence disgusts people

this is my only socialization and an identity helps emulate reality a bit

>>83018417
>shame you
I literally never even thought of that
>>83018438
>she was telling you to wash your cum rags yourself
Glad I moved out then, dodged a bullet
>>83018443
>You're a sick faggot what's it like knowing your existence disgusts people
It makes me really really hard, and I'm about to jerk off to this, into the famed boxers, thanks anon.

People pretended to be me years back. It's sometimes a necessity.

>>83018080 (OP)
it's funny to be annoying

Being a namefag can make anons have complete meltdowns.

>>83018165
>>83018130
post bobs pls mladys

Four the lulz

>>83018080 (OP)
because they are normfags trying to get attention