Thread 83033744

wut should i get my ebf for christmas

>>83033744 (OP)
send him dick pics

>>83033744 (OP)
The best gift is giving another kind stranger on the internet money, that's to show your boyfriend that you're a kind person that loves online communities.

>>83033744 (OP)
>wut should i get my ebf for christmas
a blowjob

>>83033767
my money all his get your own simp gf anon

>>83033744 (OP)
>mfw no egf to spoil me for christmas

>>83033744 (OP)
A baby in the oven

>>83033744 (OP)
Visit him and spend the time togheter that is the best gift.

>>83033744 (OP)
Steam gift card if he uses it, maybe a card if he trusts you enough with his address, and 10 high quality nudes, including videos. When I online dated this is exactly what I received and I was a happy lad.

I hate gifts, wish I had a gf who doesn't give or ask for them.

voice recording of you masturbating and saying his name.
ham it up a little bit, but don't say cringy RP/animu shit.

>>83033820
>>83033848
do men genuinely want sexual gifts on the day of christ
thats no good
>>83033817
i want to but i kinda feel its a little soon we have been together 5 months
>>83033811
trust me i want more than anything to make ima father but he lives across the country from me ):

Swiss army knife. Every man has dreamt of owning one but few have had the ocassion or excuse to get one. Just for the coolness factor alone is worth it. Don't listen to the gooners femanon

>>83033889
5 months already? Visit him asap or things will not work out.

>>83033889
I was happy to receive 10 high quality nudes on Christmas as a gift. Most men would be. Not trying to pressure you but do you send nudes to him at all in the first place?

>internet gf's christmas present was going to be visiting here
>she broke up with me

>>83033889
>trust me i want more than anything to make ima father but he lives across the country from me ):
What country?

mail him your hair.

>>83033744 (OP)
Well what kind of stuff does he like? What are his interests?

>>83033926
San Marino, they're 60 long ass kilometers apart.

>>83033921
Well, maybe look for someone local next time

>>83033973
>just 60k apart in the same small ass country
Do you even love him lol? Would have visited in the first few weeks.

>>83033993
I'm too hurt to do that any time soon.
And I naively think she'll come back

>>83033902
idk he has dated me pretty long despite me not really calling him or vc
he is really patient with me
>>83033970
he is into politics and he loves gaming and anime/shows, he likes guns, making fun of me, and all i can really name
men are pretty simple with their interests i think. but hard to shop for
>>83033973
wut? no he lives literally on the opposite side of the country, more than 2000 miles away

>>83034047
>edating without vc
literally why, watching movies and anime on vc is the best part

>>83034058
i know. i feel bad enough about it as it is dont do that please
i just have a weird anxiety about myself as a person