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Anonymous No.83035208 [Report] >>83035238 >>83035243 >>83035260 >>83035285 >>83035336 >>83035436 >>83036538 >>83036584 >>83036618 >>83036706 >>83037128 >>83037319 >>83037695 >>83037729 >>83037930 >>83037936 >>83038000 >>83038030 >>83038401 >>83038765 >>83038880
>average /r9k/ poster if they ever managed to become a parent
Anonymous No.83035238 [Report] >>83035294
>>83035208 (OP)
The lesson? Never leave your valuables unattended in a car.
Anonymous No.83035243 [Report]
>>83035208 (OP)
i would kms in that situation too lmao wtf
Anonymous No.83035260 [Report] >>83035294
>>83035208 (OP)
i'm never having children, this is something foids will have to accept when they marry me
Anonymous No.83035285 [Report] >>83035327
>>83035208 (OP)
the goonicide must stop
Anonymous No.83035294 [Report] >>83035303 >>83035319
>>83035238
More like don't have kids. I'm in no way excusing this sack of shit, but too many people have kids without even asking themselves basic stuff like "do I like kids?" or "can I afford to raise a kid?".
Good people just deal with the misery of taking care of a kid they now realise has destroyed their lives. Bad people like picrel end up committing pathetic tragedies, trying to escape their irreversible mistake of breeding.
>>83035260
Same, but I don't want marriage also. Marriage is a scam, because courts are biased against men. And there's no good reason to involve the government into your relationship.
Anonymous No.83035303 [Report] >>83035318 >>83035335 >>83035488 >>83035854
>>83035294
i beat my ex wife in court, you're completely retarded
Anonymous No.83035318 [Report]
>>83035303
And you're a minority. Even the once richest man on the planet ended up making his ex wife the richest woman on the planet. In most cases, you lose the house and end up living in an empty room with a TV and a mattress on the floor.
Anonymous No.83035319 [Report] >>83035333
>>83035294
>realise
Yo, you spelled "realize" wrong.
Anonymous No.83035327 [Report]
>>83035285
Holy shit if I was the ghost of the goon I too would blast myself. He isn't even a bad looking dude, he could've got good pussy. He just fucking did it for the love of the game.
Anonymous No.83035333 [Report] >>83035340 >>83035387
>>83035319
It's the same shit, just depends on what kind of English you were taught.
Anonymous No.83035335 [Report]
>>83035303
Woah for what? Wtf could she do?
Anonymous No.83035336 [Report] >>83035350 >>83035773
>>83035208 (OP)
At least he managed to do one good thing in his pathetic gooner life.
Anonymous No.83035340 [Report]
>>83035333
you were taught the retarded english
Anonymous No.83035350 [Report]
>>83035336
Killing himself that is, not gooning to porn while his kid died.
Anonymous No.83035387 [Report] >>83035408
>>83035333
This is an American forum.
Anonymous No.83035408 [Report] >>83035505
>>83035387
And English is the language of England.
Anonymous No.83035436 [Report]
>>83035208 (OP)
he had a year to kill himself and only killed himself a week after his sentencing
Anonymous No.83035488 [Report]
>>83035303
So you're a wife beater too? No wonder she left you faggot.
schadenfoid No.83035500 [Report] >>83035665 >>83035715 >>83038794 >>83038842
man. the wife already lost her youngest daughter to this guy's fuck up, and now she's a single mother to two other kids because he couldn't handle facing the consequences. that's a really rough back-to-back blow
Anonymous No.83035505 [Report]
>>83035408
Do you have some problem, Eurochud?
Anonymous No.83035665 [Report] >>83035675
>>83035500
two fewer annoying brats to put up with, seems like a win to me
Anonymous No.83035675 [Report]
>>83035665
Damn dude, you're HARDCORE.
Anonymous No.83035715 [Report]
>>83035500
I wish the world were better to people who have lost
Anonymous No.83035773 [Report]
>>83035336
He played vidya and was too busy drinking.
>but le coomer killer dad!
It's clickbait.
Anonymous No.83035854 [Report]
>>83035303
really infront of the judge and jury for no reason?
Anonymous No.83036538 [Report]
>>83035208 (OP)
You cannot fucking win lol
A sexhaver does sexhaver behavior and then they say, look, this is you if you ascended
Normies actually need to be punished
Anonymous No.83036584 [Report]
>>83035208 (OP)
ended about as you would expect. You'll be know for the rest of your life as the idioit father that killed their daughter by heat suffocation in a hot car because you were getting your porn hit. I mean, how the hell do you come back from that?
Anonymous No.83036618 [Report] >>83036627 >>83036738 >>83036786 >>83037289 >>83037291 >>83037703 >>83037894
>>83035208 (OP)
>Family practice daughter making at least 6 figures
>attractive house wife
>three kids
>ruins his life for some quick porn hit
>porn was black tranny shit

This is just baffling on so many levels. This isn't r9k gets to become a parent, this is r9k gets everything they wanted and they still fuck everything up.
Anonymous No.83036627 [Report]
>>83036618
made an error
>>Family practice father making at least 6 figures
is how that should read
Anonymous No.83036706 [Report] >>83036754
>>83035208 (OP)
>deadbeat dad
>in charge of watching the kid
does not check out
Anonymous No.83036738 [Report] >>83036786
>>83036618
No, his wife was an anesthesiologist. I'm pretty sure he was a stay at home dad.
Anonymous No.83036754 [Report] >>83036786
>>83036706
was he a dead beat? their is some conflicting info but everything point to him working at a family practice and you can find petitions wanting to revoke his license for basically cooking his kid while wanking to black trans dudes in a bathoom at a bar.
Anonymous No.83036786 [Report] >>83037140 >>83037720 >>83038869
>>83036618
>>83036738
>>83036754
So either this guy one the lottery and fucked up or won the mega lottery and fuck up? Holy shit, how? How do you get in a situation where a girl like that loves you and you fuck her so much you get three kids out of it to do that kind of spiral? More so if she was letting you play house wife, holy shit I'm speechless to how you win so much and fuck it up so bad.
Anonymous No.83037053 [Report] >>83037062 >>83037429
>have a qt daughter
>watch porn instead of spending every waking minute with her

god wh*tes are disgusting
Anonymous No.83037062 [Report] >>83039365
>>83037053
tfw no daddy daughter date ToT
Anonymous No.83037128 [Report]
>>83035208 (OP)
If i had a wife and she was actually into me i wouldnt need porn because i could just NOT RAPE her whenever i want and whenever she wants she can NOT RAPE me too
Anonymous No.83037140 [Report]
>>83036786
Apparently I should just patheticmaxx if I want all of what he had.
Imagine her angry when she finds out I was smart and capable of improving as a person all along instead of being the equivalent of a dog.
Anonymous No.83037216 [Report] >>83037237 >>83037678
Why not just masturbate with your 2 year old in the room they won't understand what's happening or remember it
Anonymous No.83037237 [Report] >>83037678
>>83037216
because it's habit forming and you'll develop a kink for it, and she'll remember later
that's how joe biden started out with ashley, and ashley grew up to be a fuckup
Anonymous No.83037267 [Report]
I don't drive so this would never happen to me
Anonymous No.83037289 [Report] >>83037593
>>83036618
Sound like MAGA
Anonymous No.83037291 [Report] >>83037564 >>83037694
>>83036618
>gets everything they wanted and they still fuck everything up
marrying a woman and having kids is not the life-fulfilling moment people make it out to be. lots of men only get married not because she's the one, but because it's either that or dying alone. the truth is that the average married man is a pussywhipped cuck that lives in a state of endless misery, and only a select few are brave enough to break free from their chains.
Anonymous No.83037319 [Report] >>83037327
>>83035208 (OP)
Don't forget the parts where his wife begged for his release/forgave him and the roastie whore judge allowed him to go on a vacation before being booked.
There is no rationalizing with women.
Anonymous No.83037327 [Report] >>83037548
>>83037319
Do you really think he deserves 20+ years in prison for making one mistake?
Anonymous No.83037391 [Report]
Why are women so shit at choosing mates
Anonymous No.83037429 [Report]
>>83037053
imagine if you did the lady and the tramp thing with her and the spaghetti haha but in all seriousness this is very bad
Anonymous No.83037548 [Report]
>>83037327
Minimum security Club Fed where he has to think about his mistake whilst his wife annuls the marriage, goes out (not a single mom anymore) and marries Chad.
I'm thinking three years should do.
If he hadn't unalived before surrendering himself, he'll do it inside.
It sucks. I don't have a lot of sympathy toward this loser, but knowing you killed your kid by being a degenerate has its own punishment.
Anonymous No.83037564 [Report]
>>83037291
I doubt this is the average experience.
Closer to the average experience is watching your kids grow up to be /robot/s. Or outright furfags like Tyler Robinson
Anonymous No.83037593 [Report]
>>83037289
I dunno man, getting to be househusband in a rich household is more the /r9k/ comfymaxx dream.
"Let's go to the park." "let's go to the zoo!" "museum's open"
fuuuuck why couldn't i have been this man, i'd never look at porn, my life would be paradise
Anonymous No.83037678 [Report]
>>83037216
>won't remember
>>83037237
>will remember
so which is it
Anonymous No.83037694 [Report]
>>83037291
>the average married man is a pussywhipped cuck that lives in a state of endless misery, and only a select few are brave enough to break free from their chains
Very true.
>i would be so happy if i had to deal with a psychotic woman who hates me because she makes more money than me and is pregnant and also have to care full time for 3 young kids
Miracle he didn't just shoot himself before all this
Anonymous No.83037695 [Report]
>>83035208 (OP)
thats beyond fucked
Anonymous No.83037703 [Report]
>>83036618
>porn was black tranny shit
Just goes to show the power of bbc
Anonymous No.83037720 [Report]
>>83036786
Yeah, I'm with you with being absolutely baffled by these very well off people who decide to just destroy it all in less than 24 hours or some wacky shit
Anonymous No.83037729 [Report] >>83037930
>>83035208 (OP)
Poor family. Why didn't anybody teach this guy not to leave children in hot cars? I swear there should be a breeding license. Think about it. Driving is piss easy and you need to pass tests in order to be allowed. Raising a child comes with all kinds of opportunities to fuck it up and doesn't require any kind of education! How asinine is that?
I almost don't want to have sympathy because "that's what you get when you let stupid people breed".
Anonymous No.83037894 [Report] >>83037930
>>83036618
>wife has trashy sleeve tat
other than that, super wholesome pic.
Daughters all look so cute.
Sad that the pornsick dad threw everything away.
Anonymous No.83037930 [Report] >>83038263 >>83038349
>>83035208 (OP)
>>83037729
Did any older anons here have parents who left them in the car for a few minutes while they went inside to shop?
My (>>83037894) dad, for example, would sometimes leave me in the car while he shopped at King Kullen (in Long Island) in the 90s, but the car wasn't "hot," because the A/C had just been on, and I could easily leave if I wanted.
Probably the age of the kid is a huge variable, but I think even leaving a 7, 8, or even 9yo in a car alone would raise eyebrows these days.
Anonymous No.83037936 [Report] >>83038048
>>83035208 (OP)
was he drunk?
Anonymous No.83038000 [Report]
>>83035208 (OP)
Women and their bad taste in men. God women need to really women up.
Anonymous No.83038030 [Report]
>>83035208 (OP)
the fact that article's really fucked up aside, that statement's assuming any of us are getting laid in the first place.
Anonymous No.83038048 [Report]
>>83037936
>Scholtes was inside watching porn, playing video games and drinking beer while his daughter roasted to death.
probably, yeah.
Anonymous No.83038263 [Report]
>>83037930
Yes and I was taught how to lock and unlock the door so I could open it for a minute if no child molestors were outside.
Anonymous No.83038349 [Report]
>>83037930
Probably the kid was having her terrible twos and was stressful to deal with. Dad drives home from somewhere and the 2 yo falls asleep during the car ride. If he picks her up to take her inside, she'll wake up and jihad any chance at a moment of peace. If he leaves her in the car for a while, she would continue her nap and he could have a small break and go get her later. He obviously didn't intend to kill the kid, just to take a break.
Anonymous No.83038401 [Report]
>>83035208 (OP)
I saw a video about this case. He was looking up thick milfs whilenhis kid vaked to death in the SUV. He was a stay at home dad.
Anonymous No.83038685 [Report]
Did they really need to go into details on why the kid was left in the car? The other kids are going to be even more mindfucked forever. They are going to get bullied at school over it too.
Anonymous No.83038765 [Report] >>83038935
>>83035208 (OP)
why put the kid in the car?
they were living in a fucking mansion paid for by his $700k/yr doctor wife.
Does the kid not have a fucking room? She was 2 years old, not some teenager that randomly walks in on you through the window. There is just no logic to this shit.
Anonymous No.83038794 [Report]
>>83035500
he was facing 30 years flat (means no chance for early release) in maximum security because the judge threw the book at him. He was gonna get locked up with cannibal serial killer rapist Tyrones for child abuse and murder. Just imagine what was waiting for him in there.

Funny how his lawyer basically implied he was gunna get buck broken in the interview he gave after he killed himself kek.
Anonymous No.83038842 [Report]
>>83035500
I wonder where the mom was during the whole ordeal. If she left the kids in his care, then yeah he's at fault. But if she was there with the dad then I wonder why she didn't get charged as well. Hmm...
Anonymous No.83038869 [Report] >>83039380
>>83036786
A distant cousin of mine is gonna inherit her dad's plastic surgery practise after getting her MD. She's basically gonna become a millionaire once my uncle retires and will get some of his millions once he dies, basically she's set for life.

Anyways, 11 years ago she married some fat NEET who was still in college at age 30 but had insane charisma and made everybody in the room laugh, we really liked the dude. He immediatly put four kids into her and became a stay-at-home dad and seemed to be a great dad, whenever there were family gatherings he would play with all the kids and make them all laugh and roll on the floor with his toddlers and shiet, his wife was always looking at him with a longing smile as well. She really loved him from the looks of it.

Turns out he was orally raping his nieces for several years and filming it, his wife found the videos and now the dude is in jail for 8 years.

Nigga had a millionaire doctor wife who genuinely loved him, four kids and anything he could ever ask for and now he's in jail getting his wig split for being a chomo.

Some people just can't help themselves.
Anonymous No.83038880 [Report]
>>83035208 (OP)
Why are white men so demented?
Anonymous No.83038935 [Report] >>83038958
>>83038765
They arrived home from being out some where and he "didnt want to bother her" while she was asleep in the car seat. It wasnt the first time he did somethong like this either. When his wife got home she screamed at him about how he promised he wouldnt do this anymore.
Anonymous No.83038958 [Report] >>83039521
>>83038935
even worse, he could have just carried her to bed and have the whole afternoon to himself to goon. she wasn't even awake which would at least warrant him wanting to look her up somewhere where she can't walk in on him. It becomes more and more stupid.

Also fuck his wife, she should be jailed as well for letting it slide so many times and not kicking his ass for driving drunk with the kids on board on several occations.
Her behaviour after he killed the kid was also highly sus and borderline psychotic. Imagine going on some Instagram vacation after your husband grills your baby in the car and is awaiting sentencing.
Anonymous No.83039365 [Report]
>>83037062
>tfw no daddy daughter date ToT
Why even live
Anonymous No.83039380 [Report] >>83039387 >>83039547
>>83038869
>had insane charisma
This is a red flag more often than not, as much as people refuse to admit it.
Anonymous No.83039387 [Report]
>>83039380
Yeah it's funny how easy it is to get away with abhorrent crimes because you're charismatic.
Anonymous No.83039521 [Report]
>>83038958
>Imagine going on some Instagram vacation after your husband grills your baby in the car and is awaiting sentencing.
That's just average divorced foid behavior.
Anonymous No.83039547 [Report]
>>83039380
Thanks for pointing it out. I am immediately distrustful of anyone that seems to be liked by everyone and the most telling sign of all: They're super nice to me upon meeting me. No one's really that nice to me